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“I looked into those eyes again and whispered: “You are the most precious thing in my life.” Smiled. And moved away from the mirror.
Recently I'm digging in the garden, I found a metal ruble and put it in my pocket. I dig further, another ruble and another, dug up 10 rubles. Well, I guess it's a treasure. It turned out that the pocket was full of holes.
I am from the generation that pushed a man into the water without thinking that he might have a cell phone in his pocket.
For some reason, it always seems to me that the boss looks at me and thinks: "This device can certainly work much faster."
I strictly follow a diet: in the morning - yogurt, at lunch - tea with lemon, for dinner - a light salad of meat, sausage, sour cream, dumplings, chicken, buns and fish ...
The psychologist asks the patient:
- Tell me, are there any cases of megalomania in your family?
- Sometimes my husband claims that he is the head of the family.
Real courage is to climb into the refrigerator after 6 pm for kefir and take kefir!
In the male body, the heart is not the only organ that you cannot command.
I know several people who absolutely know how to make millions, but, unfortunately, they all distribute cosmetics.
A real man goes to the doctor only when a fragment of a spear in his back begins to interfere with sleep.
Are you being talked about behind your back? Rejoice, you have free PR managers.
A bridesmaid at the wedding caught such a BOUQUET that she could not get married for a very long time.
It's too early for me to have children. I am not mentally prepared to buy a kinder surprise and give it to someone.
He looked after her for a whole week: threw songs on the wall, put likes ...
I don't know who writes the script of my life, but he has a sense of humor...
Man is 80% water... The remaining percentages do not allow him to drown!
The climate in Russia is intended, first of all, for the destruction of the enemy.
Fortuneteller - to the client:
- You have a bright future ... High position ... Red car ... You quickly climb the stairs ...
- I know everything. I am a fireman.
Some people think I'm crazy. And many have already realized that they do not think so.
A good half of Russians on Monday morning looks like an unkind ...
Having a sense of humor makes it easier to survive the absence of everything else.
If we are not on the Internet, then everyone thinks that we are not at home!
Still, some people surprise me. It seems to be much dumber, but somehow they succeed ...
I love people in general. What a pity that since 1861 they cannot be given as gifts.
If my computer could dream, it would only dream of one thing. About vacation...
I glassed like a sober, even the braid does not speak!
The older the archaeologist's wife becomes, the more he likes her.
The most arrogant creatures in the world are men! From where they came out, they climb there.
The secret to longevity is simple. But a secret is a secret.
If you douse the roof with condensed milk in autumn, then in winter it will be much more pleasant to suck icicles ...
300 girls suffered at Dima Bilan's concert - they suffered and calmed down.
The world is losing its geniuses: Einstein died, Beethoven went deaf, Pushkin was shot... now my head hurts...
Mother-in-law swallowed ten kopecks. A trifle, but nice!
When you leave Odnoklassniki, an inscription appears: "What, are you leaving already? So fast?" And it's so polite... touching... I just want to answer: "No, what are you doing! Now I'll crawl to the bed and come from my mobile!"
As one ideal woman used to say... But she didn't say anything. It was dumb.
Site "Odnoklassniki": meet your school love after 10 years! Fuck two families!
Olya did her homework, washed the dishes, walked the dog, cleaned the toys in her room, but her mother still noticed that she was pregnant.
The girl was waiting for a guy from the army for one year - not Hachiko, of course, but also well done ...
Girls! Remember that PENGUINS are swallows that ate after 18-00!
Today I ran after a minibus, stumbled, fell into a puddle. A man passed by and asked: “Do you think it will be faster to swim?”
They are 10, and they already have a Vkontakte page, a personal laptop, an iPhone. When I was 10, I had pokemon chips and "Love is..." gum stickers.
In the morning, answering the phone in such a voice as if you were already up is a great art.
Autocorrect constantly corrects my swear words! Here is the female dog!
The myth that women only want money was invented by men who have no money.
If a woman starts crying, confuse her - start crying back.
Before striving to know the truth, think three times whether you can live with it.
During the two weeks that have passed at the resort, I received only one SMS from my husband: "Where is the corkscrew?"
Phones are getting thinner and smarter, and people are the opposite.
Children are interested in the question - where does everything come from, adults - where does everything go.
I look at some and understand - you still need to dress, looking not at fashion, but in the MIRROR, in ZER-KA-LO !!!
Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank, give a man a bank and he will rob the whole city.
The ideal woman is the one who... fed, watered, put her to bed... but didn't let her sleep.
If the husband is the head, and the wife is the neck, is the neck to blame for the fact that the head looks to the left?
Girl, girl, buy me ice cream!
- Is it Alphonse?
- No, ice cream.
Remember! Mortgage is not a prison, there will be no amnesty!
Teamwork is very important. It allows you to put the blame on someone else.
The vacuum cleaner is a very strange object, just got it - and the cat is nowhere to be found ...
To save time for morning sleep, I have breakfast at night.
My wife and I decided to start all over again... So she didn't even come on a date!!!
I don't understand two things. Why do you sleep so sweetly during the day? Why does food taste better at night?
Want to turn your wife off for half an hour? Ask her what she will wear to work tomorrow.
You will meet in 25 years the one whom you considered a prince at 18 ... and you understand how lucky it is that he galloped past on his horse.
The girl realized that it was time to lose weight after she was able to stand on the scales with only one foot.
WARNING: Alcohol abuse can make you think you are whispering when you yell.
He had not had a woman for so long that he already began to look at his wife ...
I probably shouldn't have driven home from the bar yesterday. Especially since I got there on foot.
Get out of the car - you didn't pass the exam!
Wait, I didn't even move...
- You will not move from the back seat!
If a person is dear to me, I will never keep silent. I'd rather fight him.
The girls are very kind. They can forgive the guy, even if he is not guilty of anything.
I'm not looking for ideals - I just need a person to understand me and wash the dishes!
What are you doing tonight?
- I'm cleaning the fish.
What kind of girl are you...
Still, there is a higher power, it was she who gave the Chinese chopsticks. If they had spoons, we would have nothing to eat.
A wife reprimands her mathematician husband:
- Yes, you do not love me at all, you are only interested in your mathematics!
- I love.
- Prove it!
- Okay. Let A be the set of my favorite objects...
Women's folk fun is to fall in love with an idiot and assure everyone that he is the one and only.
When you regularly eat pickles... with fragrant young potatoes with garlic and herbs, the most important thing is not to sleep...
If a woman is constantly told that she likes the way she is, then she will like to eat.
I'll have breakfast now. I will gain strength. And when I start wanting to sleep...
He grew up, grew wiser, saddened.
It's only when a mosquito lands on your eggs that you realize there's always a way to solve a problem without using force.
Spring. I want to go to the forest. Find a lair and wake up the bear. And then run, run away from him, choking with delight!
I think that the only chance to lose weight with green tea is to climb mountains to collect it yourself ...
A woman gets younger before thirty ... After thirty she is damn prettier!
After a bottle of cognac, the conversation turns into a leak of information.
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Years go by, times change. But something remains unchanged, despite the whole series of events and the history of people's lives. And that something is Humor! Yes, yes, it was humor that was famous in all centuries and millennia. From the time when jesters and buffoons were called to feasts and great celebrations to amuse the people until our century, when the sphere of humor has become the most extensive and popular: from stand-ups to the major leagues of KVN, from ordinary vine OV on YouTube to jokes and selections. What unites all these areas and has a common basis? That's right - the energy of the joke! And cool statuses for classmates in this case is no exception. Social networks are a place where many people gather, with different interests and habits, and sometimes you just want to share your mood with someone, with someone who will understand how you feel at the moment and what mood you are in. Have you ever wondered why people are looking for new portions of adrenaline and try to change their lives in order to feel that they are living again? It is precisely because every person eventually loses control and a sense of joy in life. Then he has to look for tools (means) thanks to which it is possible to reverse everything and become happy and carefree again, as in childhood. And there are a lot of such Tools, including cool statuses... This section contains cool statuses for every taste and color. To the right of this introduction, you will see a menu that is a navigation through the section " Cool quotes for classmates. To return to the main page, click on the site logo ok -status .ru. We wish you a pleasant pastime. Sincerely. resource administration.
The New Year brought many new statuses. Some of them are “well-forgotten old”, from which they “shaken off the dust” and put them into action again, some are a new trend of thought, something that will surprise and puzzle you. Odnoklassniki is an arena of statements where you can become a trendsetter. It is enough to be original and bold.
Shakespeare said that "the whole world is a theater." Who are you in this theater:
- viewer;
- actor, maybe
- producer?
It doesn't matter which direction your thought goes. Status is what characterizes you at the moment. Looking through your old sayings, your friends will be able to understand whether you are developing or degrading. It will not be superfluous for you and yourself to go back and read what you have already written and thought once.
Statuses for classmates with meaning
Interesting statements are those that are endowed with meaning. No one will read your thought forms if they have no beginning or end, if they are just a collection of words that does not carry any idea.
Today it is not necessary to sit and compose statements. It's great when you can express everything yourself. But remember, even the most brilliant people are interested in what others write. And, if they especially liked the idea, they pass it on to their acquaintances and friends.
You can find great sayings with deep meaning in our collection. The original thoughts we offer will make you original and witty.
Cool statuses in classmates
have always been very popular funny sayings. We have the greatest number of them in our arsenal. We, like everyone else, love to laugh and are sure that laughter actually prolongs life. Let's keep each other alive.
You can also find with us sad statuses. Everyone is sad. Many even like to think a little about the sad, feel sorry for themselves, or treat someone else with sympathy.
You will find any kind of expression with us. With our thought forms you will become a talented actor on the life stage. Read and draw, perhaps thanks to our statuses, very soon you will become a director.
This page contains a selection of the best statuses for the Odnoklassniki website for all occasions for men and women: cool statuses, funny, with meaning about life, about love, wise statuses, sad statuses.
- Cool statuses for Odnoklassniki, funny statuses;
- Beautiful statuses for Odnoklassniki with a meaning about life;
- Statuses for Odnoklassniki about love;
- Statuses for Odnoklassniki: wise thoughts;
- Sad statuses for Odnoklassniki.
Cool statuses for Odnoklassniki: funny statuses
| Undressing a sleeping child is like defusing a bomb, one sudden movement - minus 4 hours of sleep. |
| The sun shines - but does not warm, vacation warms - but does not shine ... |
| To all the girls who are waiting for the prince on a white horse, I inform the horse is dead! I'm walking, so I'm late... |
| Don't piss me off - there's nowhere to hide the corpses anyway. I'm joking, joking - in fact, there are plenty of places ... |
| I got up at 4 a.m., broke my fishing rod, flushed worms down the toilet, cut my rubber boots and boat, and then went to bed and gently pressed against my husband's back. I had less than an hour to live |
| In my heart I am a very kind and sensitive person ... But as soon as I get out of the shower - such a bastard! |
| -Honey, do we have something to eat? -Eat everything you find in the refrigerator. -Oh, my hostess! Did you make the ice yourself? |
| Dad, dad, and who is that there, in the corner - shaggy, with red eyes, sitting all night ??? - Do not be afraid, daughter, this is our mother in Odnoklassniki ... |
| At least they talk about female logic! About the male, nothing is known at all! |
| In order to figure out the leader in an unfamiliar team, pay attention to whose desktop the air conditioner remote control is on. |
| They become adults not when they stop listening to their mother, but when they realize that their mother was right! |
| Love is a struggle between the sexes: both opponents know well what they want, and all means seem legitimate to them. |
| One, looking into a puddle, sees dirt in it, and the other sees the stars reflected in it. |
| Today I have a musical attitude to life ... Everything is like a drum for me! |
| I live for those who need ... I am friends only with those in whom I am sure. I communicate with those who are pleasant .... And thanks to those who appreciate! |
| Never doubt your attractiveness! Remember: the scales lie, people envy, and the mirror in general is crooked! |
| A woman is like salt with her is not sweet, but without her it is not tasty. |
| Everywhere is good where we are not, but we will definitely be there, and spoil everything ... |
| Who is more precious than anyone in the world! Well, of course our children! bunnies, suns, flowers! our daughters and sons! |
| Give me pills for greed: yes, more, more .... |
| Female meanness is to notice that a friend has lost weight and not tell her about it |
| 5 years - mom knows everything; 10 years - mom knows something; 15 years old - mom, but what does she know? 20 years old - you should have listened to your mother! |
Beautiful statuses for Odnoklassniki about life with meaning
| Those who supported me when I fell, now hold on, we are taking off! |
| Life is not the days that have passed, but those that are remembered. |
| Life is like playing poker: you always have to be ready for someone else's bluff and have an ace up your sleeve. |
| Life is a fairy tale that everyone writes for himself. |
| Life is like a piano: the key is black, the key is white, the lid... |
| If we learn to manage one day, we will have the key to life itself ... |
| The best way to keep your promise is not to make it. |
| Life is like mathematics, until you calculate everything, you will not get the result. |
| The most best road- the one that leads home. |
| Life is too short to imitate anyone, better be yourself. |
| Look forward with hope, look back with gratitude, look up with faith, look around with love. |
| · A new life begins with the disposal of old mistakes. |
| Sow an act, you reap a habit, sow a habit, you reap a character, sow a character, you reap a destiny. |
| Time has only one problem - sooner or later it expires. |
| There are no cowardly men. Either a man or a coward. |
| Desire to start new life- not from a good life. |
| Weak people believe in luck, strong people believe in cause and effect. |
| Life is a race in which everyone strives to get ahead in order to come to the finish line last. |
| Getting up at 7 in the morning for work is torment, pain and tears. Getting up at 5 am for a trip abroad - yes, easily! |
| There is nothing difficult in life. We are complex. Life is a simple thing, and the simpler it is, the more correct it is. |
| Life is like hot tea. Burning, but with sweets is normal! |
| · Life is a wonderful adventure, worthy of enduring failures for the sake of success. |
| Life is always fair, just sometimes it tests for strength ... |
| You need to live in such a way that your presence is necessary, and your absence is noticeable ... |
| If no one criticizes you, it means that you have not yet achieved success. |
| The life allotted to us is by its nature short, but the memory of a life well lived remains forever... |
| Everyone must pay for his own stupidity, otherwise he will never grow wiser. |
| · We are all mired in a swamp, but some of us look at the stars. Oscar Wilde |
| The best teacher in life is experience. Takes, however, expensive, but explains intelligibly. |
| · Life is the art of making great gains out of insignificant circumstances. Samuel Butler |
| When we are really expected, we return even from the next world. |
| The main thing is to believe in yourself. People's opinions change daily. |
| Don't try to fix the past. Better do your best not to spoil the future. |
| With the onset of the crisis, the losers and lazy people finally have an explanation why everything is bad for them and who is to blame. |
| The more difficult the chosen path, the fewer fellow travelers. |
| Trying to avoid trouble, but they seem to like me. |
| Life is short! Break the rules! Farewell quickly! Kiss slowly! Love sincerely! Laugh uncontrollably! |
| Live now, not someday! Life is one and not given twice! |
| Our whole life is a game! Play nice! |
Statuses for Odnoklassniki about love
| Inexperienced love says: “I love you because I need you”, experienced love: “I need you because I love you.” |
| · Love is a game of cards in which both are bluffing: one to win, the other not to lose. |
| Love is a disease with new symptoms every time. |
| Love is the only axiom that requires constant proof. |
| Life is like a piano. White keys are love and happiness, black keys are grief and sadness. To hear the real music of life, we must touch both. |
| · Love is invented in order to equate the smart with the fools. |
| Love is the only thing you can give, and yet you will have it. |
| Love does not tolerate those who defiantly turned their backs on it for too long. Love loves decisive and courageous people who do not make mistakes precisely because they are not afraid to make them. |
| One-sided love is suffering cured by another love. |
| · Love is a game. Whoever said “I love you” first loses... |
| It is not difficult to kill love in yourself, it is difficult to kill memories. |
| · If my boyfriend goes to another, I do not regret about him. Since childhood, my mother taught me to give old toys to those who were less fortunate! |
| Love is like a cat. She scratches us until we bleed, even if we just wanted to play with her. |
| Everyone can love. But not everyone can be loved. If you want to become one, love the one who loves you. |
| I love you not for who you are, but for who I am when I am with you. |
| Appreciate those people who sincerely talk about their feelings, because they are the most courageous, loyal and reliable. |
| A girl in love is more likely to forgive a big indiscretion than a small infidelity. |
| Separation has one big plus, because only after parting with a person, you feel who he really is for you, and how much you need him. |
| And even if his name is the same as that of half the globe… for me it still sounds special… |
| Forgiveness is always the first to ask for the one who values the relationship more, and not the one who is actually to blame. |
| A million words, a million phrases, A million sweet and loving eyes. A million roses, a million orchids, a million snow-white swans... But I have one, only YOU, And I don't need any flowers... |
| Love is the only thing that makes a Man stronger, a Woman more beautiful, a Man kinder, a Soul easier, and life more beautiful! I wish you love! |
| The heart can withstand the pain of separation, distance and time ... but it can break from one careless word. |
| Look into your child's eyes. What you see is called love, and what you feel at that moment is called happiness! |
| You have to be able to close a boring book, leave a bad movie and part with people who do not value you ... |
| If you have love, then you don't need anything else. If you don't have love, it doesn't matter what else you have. |
| It's a shame, it's difficult, it hurts, but I've had enough, that's enough!! I don’t know what will happen next, but I let you go .... |
| Love is the most best cosmetics, it surprisingly decorates the face of a woman in love. |
| When you leave, leave me in the rain so I don't cry alone... |
| Love is when you are not compared to anyone, because they know that there is no one better than you. |
| If you love me, then I will move mountains! if not love, then the neck. |
| Love is not where it is good with someone, love is when we feel bad without someone! |
| For every Shrek there is a Feon who will be purple because he is green! |
| Love doesn't pass by. She is waiting for her time. |
| Love is a temporary state and often ends in marriage. |
| Love is when you sometimes try on HIS last name, and you think it SOUNDS or not ... |
Statuses for Odnoklassniki: wise thoughts with meaning
| You will never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. |
| Obstacles seem too big to us because we kneel before them. Honore Mirabeau |
| Heaven on Earth can only be created by ourselves. |
| The highest pleasure is to do what others think you cannot do. (Walter Budget) |
| If you want to rejoice for a moment - take revenge, if you want to rejoice all your life - forgive me. (Franz Peter Schubert) |
| One of the laws of life says that as soon as one door closes, another opens. |
| Do not even think about why the person did this or that to you. It is enough to understand one simple truth: the offended try to offend, the happy try to make happy. That's all. |
| You must have a dream so that you can get up in the morning. |
| If he wants you to be in his life, he will get it. You don't have to fight for the right to be with him. |
| Do you know what is the scariest thing in life? Give up. This is the easiest. |
| Love and be loved is the greatest happiness. |
| If your former men again they want to be with you: it means you were better than those who were before you and much better than those who were after. |
Sad statuses for Odnoklassniki
| Sorry dear, but I'm tired. Forgive me, but I will go. I've been looking for the key for a long time, but it's not to that to the heart. |
| Longing is not from a lack of men, but from the absence of one beloved. |
| There is no point in happiness if there is no one to share it with ... |
| Another day with everything but you. |
| I've heard a lot in life - promises, vows, but the best thing I've heard is silence. It has no lies. |
| Happy even in his anguish is he to whom the Lord has given a soul worthy of love and misfortune. Victor Hugo |
| There are moments when the best lighting for your further path is a flaming bridge behind you! |
| Sadness before a long journey is quite natural, even when a person knows that happiness awaits him at the end of this road. M. Bulgakov "The Master and Margarita" |
| Some people have something to remember, while others only have something they want to forget. |
| As a tree quietly drops leaves, So I drop sad words. Sergei Alexandrovich Yesenin |
| Resentment will go away, trust will not return. |
| The price of individuality is loneliness. |
| People who hurt us don't want to hurt us, they want to hurt themselves! |
| The more people around you, the more you feel your loneliness. |
| · Sometimes you just want to cry, cry for no reason, realizing that you have lost a lot of things ... but everything could be different. |
| - I'm covered in scars that hurt and ache ... - Something is not noticeable ... - My soul is covered with them ... |
| And it doesn’t seem sad... And it doesn’t even hurt... But it’s wildly empty... And tears involuntarily... |
| I want a heart of stone, so as not to feel any resentment, or pain, or disappointment. |
| Sadness in the soul cannot be covered with dark glasses. |
| It is not autumn that is to blame for our sadness, but only the lack of spring in our souls ... |
| This is how you all live: without meaning, without purpose and without brains. |
| Blows in the back are most often inflicted by those whom you protect with your chest. |
| We often say that everything is fine, but at night we suffocate from pain. |
| And I closed the gates to my soul. Someone simply does not understand me ... They often tell me that I am beautiful ... I would exchange beauty for happiness ... |
| Now someone is born, dies, laughs, enjoys life, catches snow with his palms, falls in love, lives, gets sick, loves, cries, and I just listen to music, to tears about you. |
| Losing someone you loved is scary, but it's even scarier to never meet him. |
| I sit and draw on a sheet of paper with a brush - I draw love ... That's just for some reason with dark colors ... |
| I like rain. You can hide your tears in it... |
| I don’t need much - I just want you to be next to me ... Here and now. |
I hope the article "The coolest new statuses for your Odnoklassniki page for free" was useful to you.
At school, I had an old fizruk, instead of “understandable,” he said “clear x * d”, and there was also a classmate with the surname Yasin, who did not like the fizruk.
I constantly think about two things: about the need to grow up, become more serious, and about where the bullfinches spend their summers.
Every evening I sit at home towards my destiny.
Odnoklassniki is an interesting site. Stretch ceilings, cabinets, curtains are constantly asking for friends ... Probably, they studied in a parallel class.
New social network "Grandmothers on the bench". The main buttons of the site: "Add to prostitutes" and "Add to drug addicts" ...
So autumn ends, winter will come soon, then the end of the world, then the New Year.
To the statuses of girls, such as: "Stop pumping biceps, normal guys have been pumping oil for a long time" we answer: "Stop pumping lips, normal girls have been pumping a bed for a long time and singing a lullaby"!
If I call you after two in the morning - don't pick up the phone, it's not me, and if it's me, then no one else.
Every day I go to the store and buy vodka. Tell me, doctor... am I a shopaholic?
At the next attempt to work, the Internet was again detected.
Motorists know that there is no “comments” section on the AvtoVAZ website.
Yes, I wanted to spit on the black or white stripes of life. I'm going on my own - purple!
Life is a compromise between the desire to sleep and the desire to eat.
I hope everyone understands that because of the goat who came up with the idea of abolishing winter time, the end of the world in Russia will come an hour earlier?
The worst thing is not that we are now adults, but that now adults are us.
I want to introduce the function “Your SMS message will be sent after you sober up and confirm sending” in your mobile phone
They say you have to try everything in life. "Everything" - as a rule, alcohol, sex and filming in * but. Much less often - nuclear physics, chess and mountaineering.
Here you are looking for happiness, and you gain experience. Sometimes you think - this is happiness! Ah, figurines, again experience.
As a rule, girls who have something to see in the 9th grade already have something to tell in the 11th grade.
And in joy and in sorrow, whatever the stress, keep under control - brains, tongue and weight!
Dear dream! I remember that we had disagreements a long time ago in childhood ... But now I realized that I love you!
It seems to me that we need to create a service where single socks could find a pair ...
Listen, you are already an independent, adult person. You are 25 years old. Your girlfriend, not your mother, should decide everything for you for a long time!
Nothing helps to realize how much bullshit is in the brain like solving crossword puzzles ...
The non-smoking area in a tavern is like a lane for those who carry in a swimming pool.
I wanted to set aside money for old age ... So far, I had to temporarily postpone old age.
An effective sign to combat those who litter: "When throwing garbage on the street, do not forget to grunt"
When a philosopher answers a question, one ceases to understand the question itself.
You have to do what works best. I'll go to bed and watch TV shows.
There is no greater temptation in the world than to put your finger in the mouth of a yawning cat.
Sometimes you wait for a miracle for years ... And it comes - in feathers ...
Nothing develops leadership qualities like a morning bus.
I can divide my life into two periods: “Some kind of pipets is happening around” and “I’m sleeping”.
It seems that today is Wednesday, but I want to kill everyone, like Monday.
You can tell a lot about a man by the way he parks his boat.
The inscription on the product "Made in Great Britain" causes me certain doubts ...
Some people think they are active. In fact, they just hustle and bustle.
It happens so badly that even black cats give way ...
They say that if you eat a chocolate bar, then the mood rises .... Nonsense! We also need to drink champagne!
Why take out a mortgage of 4 million and pay off 25 years? When you can steal 4 million and serve only 7!
And God grant you doubly what you wish me.
Still, some people surprise me. It seems to be much dumber, but somehow they succeed ... 11
Girl, what is your username and password? I can not enter... 24
I'm like a button. I'm constantly off! 11
If my computer could dream, it would only dream of one thing. About vacation... 8
I am nettle. Because ZGU! 11
I do not care! The future depends on me! 10
All day, I dream about you, and this is not a lie ... Hurry to you, hurry to you ... my favorite sofa! 17
The most arrogant creatures in the world are men! From where they came out, they climb there. 13
In my life, except for the sofa, nothing adds up! 17
It doesn't matter what they say behind your back. The main thing is that when you turn around, everyone is silent. 27
Sometimes I want to become a child... Because now I understand that broken knees heal faster than a broken heart. 20
Our meeting is not good - said the neck to the ax. 15
Love is when a girl puts the name of the person she loves as all her passwords. Great love - when all passwords are different. 9
Do you know the name of the place in the cemetery where the watchman sits? Pets' corner. 10
If the world were a good place, we wouldn't cry at birth. 13
Parents' home - All Inclusive. 9
Smile at a stranger - let him dream! 11
All NAH, for NAH, though, FSUs. 15
The worst drug is the ass. Absolutely everyone sits on it. 11
Dreams do come true... At a certain moment... Most often this moment is called "Never mind anymore" 12
Beautiful women will drive us all crazy... (one of the best status for guys) 11
If you undress a girl and see her wearing a bra and panties of the same color, then this is definitely her initiative. 8
The most popular plan for solving problems - well, we'll figure it out there. 8
ɐwʎ ɔ vǝmоɔ diw ɐʚonɔ 11
The art of fucking your own brain is called conscience. 11
The inscription on the package with seeds - shorten life by one hour. 9
I don't know where childhood goes, but I know exactly where it plays... 4
If you look at the minuses in life through a raised middle finger, they become pluses. 8
Few people know that tall people have cleaner air, a more beautiful view, and the “connection” always catches! 14
The girl (guy) and the dog are gone, the reward for the dog! 10
I didn't care (wanted) the black and white stripes of life. I'm walking on my... purple! 11
Become a boomerang. They throw you, and you throw them back in the face! 9
I'm not lazy. I save energy (hit status for ICQ) 9
The law of meanness: the worse the situation, the less charging in the phone... 14
The phrase after which the oblivion spell begins to work: "The main thing is not to forget!" 15
Sexuality is something that cannot be hidden, not something that they try hard to show. 9
Looking soberly at some things, you understand - you need to drink ... 7
The body is the temple of the soul only in youth. In old age, it is more like a pre-trial detention center. 13