Ditties about girls. Ditty about girls Ditty about Vika school

Ditties on March 8 for girls from boys, as well as funny ditties with girls' names will help make your holiday at school and kindergarten fun and memorable.

You, dear girls,
Happy Women's Day!
And now we are ditties for you
Let's sing it very loud!

We promise you today
Speak compliments
And you'll grow up a little
We will give you flowers!

We're groovy guys
Unprecedented steepness
Congratulations, girls,
WITH Women's Day Spring!

March 8th is coming soon,
The boys will be hot.
They need to keep their word:
You can't offend girls!

We congratulate the girls
On this day, like princesses.
We choose gifts for them,
Oh, it's not an easy process.

You are always beautiful:
"Ponytails", braids
We sometimes pull for them,
Just out of habit!

Ditties for March 8 with girls' names

Ditties with the names of girls are merrily sung, when a funny quatrain is sung about each student in the class, emphasizing the character or behavior of someone.

Katya is a kind soul
Everyone is pleased and good.
Loves school, loves work.
And a true friend to everyone in the class.

As soon as I see Nastya,
I don't care about others
Both in fact and in fact
You couldn't find Nastya better.

Our Lena is not a quiet person,
Even though it seems like that.
If necessary, he will hit you boldly,
He won't even blink an eye.

Am I a gentleman or who?
He helped Karina take off her coat.
The briefcase was brought to her desk,
Today is March 8th!

Didn't answer about fairy tales
To Alenka's question.
And they put it in her diary
The ugly duckling!

Katya flew to school like that,
I didn't wear my uniform to school.
The whole lesson was done by Katya
I have polka dots on my robe.

Polina is very exotic,
But sometimes she is self-critical.
And the unfortunate men
They love Polya for no reason.

They say there is nothing more beautiful
And wiser than Angelina,
Everyone will agree with this
Our lovely men

Painstaking in everything
Darina decorates the house.
The only companion is pride,
Oh, it bothers her in everything.

Look at Natasha -
She has thorns around her
She looks so arrogant
And she has flowers in her soul!

If you've been looking for a long time
You are a leader
Choose Alina -
Your savior!

Don't judge Anya harshly
For her beautiful appearance.
Inadvertently our Anya
She will make all men fall in love with her.

Galya loves books since childhood,
I read “Moidodyr”,
And now she's dreaming
Read it all the way through.

Tanya and Lena are like magpies
On the edge of the forest,
Discussing who
More beautiful than freckles.

Somehow Olya received
Sasha's note,
Lend me some for dictation
A writing pen.

If you need order,
Choose Yulia as your wife,
Only give her gifts
Never forget.

If you are looking for a quiet one,
You can't find something more modest
Such a rare name -
Ksyusha, how can I find you?

Our Tanya in class
Writes messages to everyone.
Who will receive the telegram?
Suffering punishment.

Why, tell me, children,
Are there books?
So that our Zhenya beats
All the boys with them.

Like our Verochka
Head is spinning,
Doesn't see anyone around
Spinning like a top.

I want to tell Lera,
Moving his shoulder towards her,
About the weather, about football,
And you never know about anything.

There is Olesya - the soul will perk up,
Olesya is gone - she looks sad,
I'm so drawn to Olesya
An impressive magnet of feelings.

Who has a lot of A's?
And the ward is crazy.
Yana knows everything in the world,
Even about a shovel.

We sit in class
And we look at the girls:
And beautiful and smart -
It's simply not better to find.
There is a magazine on the table,
Well, it has A's.
Because in our class
Smart girls.

I tried so hard all day
I didn't look at the girls.
I could barely resist -
I wanted to pull the braid.

We won't hide it from the girls
Let's tell them straight away:
Before your beauty
Melting like a snowman!

Everything around is noisy, singing,
Women's holiday is coming.
We must decide quickly
What to give to girls.

There is a nice day in March
To congratulate the girls.
We promise, our little ones,
We won't offend you!

On a bright day, March 8
Women must be respected.
On this day, we will not have you,
Tease, tug and push!

Our girls are offended
We won't give it today
Not even anyone else's
We won't let them get close to them.

It's a holiday in our school today
Women's Day! Flowers and laughter!
To all teachers at once
Let's say: you are the most beautiful of all!

On Women's Day March 8
Dad cooked dinner himself
And, I'll tell you a secret,
He did a lot of trouble.

The soup and porridge were burnt,
He poured salt into the compote,
How our mother returned,
She had a lot of trouble.

We envy the girls
They love to play
And for this, guys,
I need to buy dolls.

On Women's Day March 8
Petya cooked dinner himself,
Crumbled candy into the salad
Did a lot of trouble!

We stop singing ditties,
We promise our mothers:
Let's grow kind
To behave.

We dressed up for the holiday,
We will show you a master class.
Sing, dance non-stop
We can do it for you for an hour.

There are a huge number of ditties about the victims of “school bully”, that is, about schoolgirls. Which girl didn’t wear bows in first grade or wear smart blouses? This is very often mentioned in school ditties about girls, some of which we invite you to meet, and maybe just remember.

Ditties about girls on a school theme.

(Performed by boys).

The lazy mother says:
“Make your bed!”
And the lazy woman: “Mommy,
I’m still little.”

Oh! Great I'm learning
And I won’t lose count!
At myself and at my friend's
I'll count all the freckles!

Katya flew to school like that,
I didn't wear my uniform to school.
The whole lesson was done by Katya
I have polka dots on my robe.

Valya tormented the comb,
I was getting my hair done for school.
I tormented, tormented,
And it turned out to be a stuffed animal!

There is a Miss Spring competition at school.
Who is Vesnyanka? Who is she?
That title went to Kolya,
Kolya was wearing Olya’s clothes.

Svetik is our justice,
Rightness and a keen eye.
He will bring truth out of untruth.
The whole class loves her.

Our Lena is not a quiet person,
Even though it seems like that.
If necessary, he will hit you boldly,
He won't even blink an eye.

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Katya is a kind soul -
Everyone is pleased and good.
Loves school, loves work.
And a true friend to everyone in the class.

9
Alena trampled us
Legs like a bulldozer.
Let's swim like ducks
We are wearing fins on the lake.

Our Tanya in class
Writes messages to everyone.
Who will receive the telegram?
Suffering punishment.

Irina has a keen eye,
Everything will be noticed from afar.
Who has a big fist?
Who is more stupid than a mediocrity?
He will report everything, betray everyone,
And the class doesn't like her.

Why, tell me, children,
Are there books?
So that our Zhenya beats
All the boys with them.

The cricket creaked at the desk
And reminded us that
How our Tanya plays
We use a bow on the violin.

Who has a lot of A's?
And the ward is crazy.
Yana knows everything in the world,
Even about a shovel.

There are girls in our class -
Smart girls, beauties!
And confess, to us boys,
Love this!

What is a ditty, my friends? In simple words- a poem for which people have invented a special dynamic melody. This song is sung emotionally, lively, and fieryly. And since rhymes for ditties are flavored with satire, irony, humor, and comic moments, the purpose of their execution is to evoke a smile, laughter, and attract attention. The ditty often contains a challenge and an unexpected ending. Initially, ditties appeared in the last century, or even earlier. They often reflected experiences to which one must respond optimistically and cheerfully. Today ditty as a genre is also popular. Ditties with men's names interesting to our visitors. That's why we publish them!

Ditties by male names

Bogdan
Once upon a time one Bogdan
I ate a banana under the tree,
But it worked flawlessly
Suddenly there is a trap under a tree.

Stas
Stas ate at lunchtime
Ripe sweet pineapple
The communists ran through
and Stas lost food.

Grisha
And one day Grisha Leps
Drank three bottles of Schwebs
And I was dissatisfied -
Against vodka it’s the plebs.

Borya
Borya ate an orange,
Corki put on the harpsichord
Borya was glad that he robbed
A music shop.

Gerasim
Hera snorted cocaine
Listened to Queen songs
And smoked a hookah with star anise
And grunted like a pig

Roma
Roma was walking with a girl,
He rubbed something into her brain,
And when it came down to it,
He got scared and ran away.

Igor
Igor got into the car
Got it up to a hundred miles
I lost my spare tire on the way,
I drove into the “grilled chicken” point

Tolya
Tolya was chewing an apple,
Carefully counting the cash,
The mower was missing
I spat the apple for a long time.

Pasha
Pasha was cleaning his down jacket,
Became big like a snowman
The girls saw him -
They made a wild cry.

Gena
Gena wants to become a cop
Everything is carried from the site to the house,
Slides, stairs, swings
Rakes up like a phantom.

Jean dived in the Black Sea,

A large coral floated past.

It turned out to be past Jean

"Nakhimov Admiral" sailed

Seva is now a climber,

He climbed onto the KAMAZ

But he fell from the Kamaz Seva

Damaging my pelvis a little.

Dima
Dima bought a trombone,
But why does Dima need him?
Dima is very musical
blowing into a pipe is his law.

Sasha
If Sasha sees maidens,
He's brave like a lion,
and at the sight of a hooligan

I got scared and sat down in a puddle.

Zhenya
Zhenya dived in the Arctic,
A large coral floated past.
It turned out to be past Zhenya
A large deer swam.

Ian
Ian swam in the Black Sea,
I ordered a large banana.
and instead of a banana

They brought a catamaran

Seva
Seva is a fast climber,
once conquered KAMAZ,
But he fell from the Kamaz Seva
and hit his pelvis on the ground.

Lenya
Lenya walked across the field,
Lenya found some money,
And I bought it for this amount
He is riot police and interpol.

Robert
Robert was walking with a girl,
And he pulled her close to him,
turned out to be a judoka -
I spent a long time in the clinic.

Yura
Yura was grilling kebabs,
From trout and cod,

They tied the guy together
From " Greenpisa » guys.

Vlad
Vlad dressed in a down jacket,
and swelled up like a bull,
There is no end to the cows.
The guy is used to it.

Victor
Vitya put on the player,
“Where is the sound?” - he began to shout,
It turned out that Vityukha
I didn't buy batteries.

Andrey
Andryukha got on his skates,
He slid along the river,
The echo in the hole screamed:
“Help, guys!”

Which of the girls didn’t wear bows or dress up in smart blouses and blouses? This is mentioned very often in ditties about girls, and you can meet some of them now. In addition, these funny ditties develop musical memory, vocal abilities and create a festive mood in children.

(Performed by boys)

Oh! Great I'm learning
And I won’t lose count!
At myself and at my friend's
I'll count all the freckles!
***
The lazy mother says:
“Make your bed!”
And the lazy woman: “Mommy,
I’m still little.”
***
Katya flew to school like that,
I didn't wear my uniform to school.
The whole lesson was done by Katya
I have polka dots on my robe.
***
Valya tormented the comb,
I was getting my hair done for school.
I tormented, tormented,
And it turned out to be a stuffed animal!
***
There is a Miss Spring competition at school.
Who is Vesnyanka? Who is she?
That title went to Kolya,
Kolya was wearing Olya’s clothes.
***
Our Lena is not a quiet person,
Even though it seems like that.
If necessary, he will hit you boldly,
He won't even blink an eye.
***
Svetik is our justice,
Rightness and a keen eye.
He will bring truth out of untruth.
The whole class loves her.
***
Katya is a kind soul -
Everyone is pleased and good.
Loves school, loves work.
And a true friend to everyone in the class.
***
Our Tanya in class
Writes messages to everyone.
Who will receive the telegram?
Suffering punishment.
***
Alena trampled us
Legs like a bulldozer.
Let's swim like ducks
We are wearing fins on the lake.
***
Irina has a keen eye,
Everything will be noticed from afar.
Who has a big fist?
Who is more stupid than a mediocrity?
He will report everything, betray everyone,
And the class doesn't like her.
***
The cricket creaked at the desk
And reminded us that
How our Tanya plays
We use a bow on the violin.
***
Why, tell me, children,
Are there books?
So that our Zhenya beats
All the boys with them.
***
Who has a lot of A's?
And the ward is crazy.
Yana knows everything in the world,
Even about a shovel.
***
You, spring, spring, spring,
Be honest with the girls:
Give love and friendship,
So that they don't have time to sleep!
***
There are girls in our class -
Smart girls, beauties!
And confess, to us boys,
Love this!
***
You are always beautiful:
"Ponytails", braids.
We sometimes pull for them,
Just out of habit!
***
If you are my friend,
Rescued from misfortune.
Raise your hand quickly
So that they don't call me!
***
We respect girls
We can confidently tell you:
Very difficult tasks
We will decide for them.
***
- The girls' holiday is coming soon,
We need to sing ditties, -
Oh guys, in my ear
When I was a child, I was attacked by a bear.
***
Our girls are offended
We won't give it today
Not even anyone else's
We won't let them get close to them.
***
We envy the girls
They love to play
And for this, guys,
I need to buy dolls.
***
Didn't answer about fairy tales
To Alenka's question.
And they put it in her diary
The ugly duckling!
***
Like our Verochka
Head is spinning,
Doesn't see anyone around
Spinning like a top.
***
Somehow Olya received
Sasha's note,
Lend me some for dictation
A writing pen.
***
Sveta rushes around the school,
Amuses himself with screaming...
Maybe it's Svetlana's
Are teeth cutting through?
***
Olya hides her hands at home,
At school and at the dacha.
Says: "I need to hide
Things for good luck"
***
All day on March 8th
Lena chalked the floor with excitement.
And on the ninth
I didn’t pick up the broom.
***
Tanya and Lena are like magpies
On the edge of the forest,
Discussing who
More beautiful than freckles.
***
Galya loves books since childhood,
I read “Moidodyr”,
And now she's dreaming
Read it all the way through.

Children and adults. “We rode down the hill once on Maslenitsa: now I don’t have a fur coat, and my little girl has no boots!” "We ditties Let's start with pancakes and pies. Coming good holiday, he will save us from boredom! “As on Maslenitsa, we make pancakes together... I’ll tell everyone in the world about Maslenitsa for a week!” “Oh, I’ll wear a red polka dot outfit! So that you can attract good things during Maslena for a week!” "Everyone ditties he will sing, everyone calls spring to him. And on Maslenitsa the cat screams loudest in the yard!” “Maslenitsa has come, hello, dear...

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We'll sing ditties
How healthy we live!
Jogging on the river in the morning
And with walruses in the hole, - Oh!

The water is cold in the morning,
What kind of nonsense is this!
I would like some coffee in bed!
Well, I’m “apchhi” now!

I'll celebrate my birthday,
And I won’t invite my friends,
A glass...

https://www.site/poetry/1119016

Ditties written in honor of my birthday

Let them hurry, let the years fly by,
like water from a sieve,
I will not grow old in spirit,
I will be forever young!

My Years under the Fence,
they are terribly angry with me,
I missed my birthday
I returned them back!

I love the city, life, nature,
husband and mother-in-law to please.
So...

https://www.site/poetry/14355

Ditties

Santa Claus came to Ritulka
and gave her some spillikins.
She didn't like this.
And she called the Ministry of Health.
2) Wedding rhyme.
At the wedding, guests sang, drank and danced.
They also danced very dashingly.
They shouted bitterly to the bride and groom, bitterly...

https://www.site/poetry/139192

Ditties

You're very much after fashion, Zhenya, don't chase it.
It’s better for you to catch up in your studies.
In class, work, don't daydream.
And don’t chat too much with Marina.

And our respectable Denis
He talks like a minister.
He is our first president
We give him a compliment.