Happy birthday game. Funny and cool birthday contests for a fun company. Variant of the previous competition

Congratulations in a different manner

A funny and very easy contest for acting skills that will amuse both the guests and the hero of the occasion. The host prepares any text of congratulations in advance (one copy for all participants in the competition, so that it is easier to determine the winner) and prints it out. He also prepares task cards for guests (task options are below). The essence of the competition: guests are invited to read this text with different intonation. To do this, the guests randomly pull out a card with the task and read out the congratulations according to the manner of execution they got. You can even choose the appropriate musical composition for each task.

Task options:

read the congratulations as if it were a program for kids
read the congratulations as if it were a scary fairy tale
read the congratulations as if it were a speech at a rally
read the congratulations as if it were a court verdict
read the congratulations as if it were a scientific report

The most artistic participant wins - he is chosen by the birthday man (birthday girl).

Alternatively, you can not say aloud which task was given - let the audience try to guess what role each player plays.

Recitation competition

Version of the previous competition.

Any poem-congratulations on a birthday or anniversary, printed out in advance by the presenter, must be read by the participants according to the assigned task.

Task options - read congratulations as:

rapper
foreigner
robot
gangster
falling asleep man
cutesy girl
a small child who has just learned to speak
chewing man
platoon leader (soldiers in the ranks)
crybaby
out of breath
drunk person
scared man
man with a crushed leg

Try it, it's very fun!

Team congratulations

Creative game for all ages.

All guests are divided into 2-3 teams. Each team leader gives out a sheet of drawing paper, as well as markers (felt-tip pens) of different colors, pens, scissors, glue stick, adhesive tape, and various illustrated magazines. The task of each team is to use clippings and pictures of magazines, as well as including their own imagination, to come up with an original congratulation with wishes for the birthday man (birthday girl).

Encrypted birthday wishes

Table creative game for birthday or anniversary. Any number of players. In advance, you need to prepare cards with various abbreviations.

Moderator: Dear guests! For a birthday person, a birthday is an annual gift to rejoice in the love and affection that relatives and friends have for him. Let today our hero of the day (our hero of the day) feel like a king (queen) on the throne. Therefore, we gladly present him with a golden crown (puts on a crown) and offer to listen to our close associates. So, find kind words and wishes addressed to our hero of the day by deciphering the card you received.

Guests take turns pulling out the cards lying in the box (it can be pasted over with hearts for beauty and solemnity) or on a tray and come up with a decoding of the abbreviations they got in the form of telegram wishes or funny phrases. For example: Air Force - "Luck of Fun Happiness", OJSC - "We adore Alexander Very much", ZhBI - "We wish Wealth Abundance", South Africa - "Youth of Joy Activity", etc.

Abbreviation options:

This fun creative game is sure to please any birthday boy. Try it, it can be held both at a gala banquet and among friends and family at a house party.

For this exciting game, you need to write various tasks for guests on pieces of paper that look like exam tickets. Those who wish pull a ticket and depict a given situation. Fun is guaranteed.
Task options: Draw
1. A child whose toy was taken away.
2. A person who is photographed on the cover of a magazine.
3. Child on the beach.
4. Model on the catwalk.
5. A person who is late for the train.
6. Dad under the windows of the hospital.

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"Chain"

This will amuse any participants, both children and adults. You can make a competition and two teams, you can just arrange a fun game. So, all participants receive small pieces of paper; each writes two words on a piece of paper: any two parts of the body. Any. For example, “ear-nose”, “eye-hand” ... When adults play, you can write EVERYTHING (I emphasize)); Then all the sheets are collected in a hat or bag.
Next, the host takes out pieces of paper one by one for each specific player and reads aloud. Task for participants: line up in a chain, touching each other with the indicated parts of the body and stand. At least a little bit.

If there are two teams, then they can exchange tasks and compete among themselves, who will build the chain faster and stay in this position longer.

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Game "Confession"

In the hands of the owner of the house are two sets of cards of two colors; questions are written on the cards of a dark color, on the cards
light - answers. Guests are invited to choose a question for themselves, read it, then choose an answer card for themselves and
also read aloud to everyone present. The meaning of the game is that any answer is suitable for any question, it is important
only to match the number of questions with the number of answers.

Sample questions for cards.
1. Does your loved one make you jealous?
2. When do you have to smile?
3. Do you compliment your boss?
4. Are you afraid of prison?
5. How often do you put wine on the table?
6. How often do you sort things out with your fists?
7. Do you respect alcohol?
8. Do you enjoy erotica?
9. Do you remember those who loved you before?
10. Do you dream of winning a car?
11. How often do you step on the feet of others?
12. How often do you fight with your friends?
13. Are you jealous of your other half?
14. Is your character unbearable to others?
15. Do you like to enjoy food?
16. Do you like to play the fool?
17. How often do you remember your loved one?
18. Do you spend your hard-earned money on trifles?
19. Do you want to go to America?
20. Do you hide your left-hand earnings from your family?
21. Do you use obscene words in a conversation?
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
23. Do you experience fatigue from work?
24. Do you criticize our government?
25. Are you capable of noble deeds?
26. Are you patient and well-mannered to the best of your ability?

Sample answers.
1. There was not and will not be.
2. Let's talk about this without witnesses.
3. I am ashamed to ask such questions, knowing my character.
4. This is the most pleasant thing for me.
5. Only when in a bad mood.
6. Of course, and more than once.
7. It happens, but only at night.
8. Every day, and more than once.
9. Whenever I go to bed.
10. Had to suffer from it.
11. Only awake and in slippers.
12. Exclusively in a restaurant.
13. And under torture I will not tell.
14. This is my hobby.
15. Once a day I allow myself this pleasure.
16. It was once.
17. When there are guests in the house.
18. Of course, otherwise it would be uninteresting to live.
19. Not without it.
20. This is my secret, I do not want others to know about it.
21. If there is no second half nearby.
22. When kicked out of the house.
23. This topic is unpleasant for me.
24. When my relatives do not see.
25. At night under the covers.
26. Only in thoughts.

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Go there, I don't know where

Signs are prepared with arbitrary inscriptions, meaning a place. For example - Shop, School, Hospital, Forest, Sauna, Disco...
Several chairs are placed in a row with their backs to the audience. By the number of chairs, players are invited to sit down, and signs are attached to the backs of the chairs with adhesive tape, which the players should not see. If the chairs are without backs, with the permission of the players, the plates are attached to their clothes with safety pins.
The host asks the players a question, to which they answer in turn. At the end of the game, you can reward the one who laughed the most with his answers inappropriately and the one whose answers were closer.
Questions might be:
1. What time will you go there?
2. With whom will you go there?
3. What will you do there?
4. How long will you stay there?
5. What will you eat there?
6. Will you go there again?

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maternity hospital

Two guests are invited, who will portray newly-made mothers, and with the help of gestures, try to convey the necessary information, supposedly from the window of the maternity hospital. The rest of those present will have to guess their gestures. Whoever is better able to tell the guests about the baby wins.
Information is written down on paper.

Option 1.
Boy. Looks like dad. The eyes are mother's. Hair blonde. Eats well.

Option 2.
Girl. Beautiful. The eyes are blue. Mother's nose. Calm, sleeps all the time.

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Guess the guest

Game for all guests.
All the guests write something good about the birthday man on pieces of paper (what he loves, what he dreams about, what he is ...).
Warn in advance. what good writing is.
Put in one pile.
And after the birthday boy reads and guesses
where is the record.

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Find a couple

In advance, you need to prepare leaflets with inscriptions of animals in pairs, each animal is male and female.
Players are divided into girls and boys.
The rules of the game are announced.
Each group is given leaflets with inscriptions of animals of the corresponding sex. Scattered leaves - no one knows who has who.
The essence of the game is to unfold the leaves to read your animal and start making the sounds of your animal on “one, two, three”. You need to find your mate, having found it, squat down (it’s funnier to squat if the guests are cheerful) and join hands. Whichever pair will be the last one has lost and is out of the game.
And so on until one pair remains.
Or a faster version of the game in one go, The first couple that sat down - makes some kind of phantom last.

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Most observant

A game for the most observant.
Who will name the longest word from the items and dishes on the table?
Who will name the shortest word?
The most exotic food ingredient?
How many guests are at the party?
Who came to the party first?
What is the brightest item on the table?
How many flowers are on the windowsill in this room?
What color is the wallpaper in the hallway?
How many plates are on the table?
What is the smallest item on the table?
Which one is the biggest?...

For the correct answer, give out hearts or other blanks - whoever has the most at the end of the game - he receives a prize.

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"ball, hold on"

The stupidest competition, which is very suitable for a slightly tipsy company. However, it is suitable for any company that wants to have fun without making much effort. All that is needed for this competition is a lot of balloons, which the host will have to prepare in advance. The whole fun is that each participant keeps his ball in the air for as long as possible without touching it with his hands. You can complicate the task by forcing the participants to blow on the balloon, thereby keeping it in the air. The smartest one wins!

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Napkinball

In advance, you need to prepare a pack of white napkins for this game. Better two.
From napkins you need to crumple a snowball and throw it into a bucket,
in a box (which the owners will prepare).
Whoever throws the most snowballs wins.
You can make two baskets or boxes for snowballs.
Snowballs are not taken back from the baskets (boxes).

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Congratulations: 46 in verse (12 short)

In our hearts, we all believe that there are never too many holidays, and funny and cool birthday contests for a fun company will help make this event even more memorable. You need to spend your birthday in such a way that you don’t regret the wasted efforts later, so that the guests speak of it gratefully for a long time after the celebration. Of course, not everyone can afford to call the toastmaster, and the host from the outside knows the team, its talents and features less well. Therefore, it is worth putting various, funny and simple contests in your notebook in advance, with the help of which you can guarantee to amuse the guests without offending anyone. In advance, you also need to take care of the necessary props, gifts for the winners.

Creative contests

Almost all creative family funny birthday contests are suitable for any venue for the celebration - both at home, and for nature, and for a restaurant or cafe, and for a sauna.

Like a chicken paw

Almost anyone can write by hand in any condition. But this epistolary lesson can be approached creatively, as in this competition. The host calls a volunteer among the guests, who whispers in his ear any word that is rather difficult to write or invites the player himself to pull out a card with this word from the bag.

Next, he needs to write this word on paper, but only with his foot, inserting a felt-tip pen between his fingers. Spectators must guess from his scribbles what was guessed. The first person to guess what is written wins.

Understand me

This will require small tangerines that can fit entirely in a person’s mouth, as well as cards on which hard-to-pronounce words are written. The contestant puts a tangerine in his mouth, after which he tries to read aloud the words written on the cards, and the guests try to make out his sounds. Whoever guesses the most words will be the winner. Such contests may well be suitable for the birthday of grandparents.

Why did you come to the party?

The host prepares notes in advance with various frivolous answers written to the question “Why did you come to the holiday?”.

For example,

Cry into your vest.
Eat for free.
Borrow money from the owners.
There was simply nowhere to sleep tonight.
I don't know why, but I have a date with a birthday boy.

He puts all the notes in a bag, and then goes around the guests, who should pull out a note and read its contents to his question about the purpose of his arrival.

Top secret

Each player receives a paper strip on which he must write something that he has not told anyone before. Everyone can remember some not very nice story about themselves, for example, stealing sweets in childhood. It is better to write in a distorted handwriting so that no one can guess from it who this confession belongs to. When everyone has written their confessions, the facilitator gathers them together and reads them out one by one. After each story, everyone tries to guess who it belongs to. If the guess is correct, then the author drinks a "penalty" and says "It could happen to anyone."

Let's congratulate everyone together (competition with inventing adjectives)

To conduct this fun, not vulgar contest, the host needs to write a small congratulatory text, in which all adjectives would be absent, leaving sufficient spaces in their places.

The presenter complains to those present at the table that he cannot find suitable adjectives in any way, and asks them to help him so that the holiday does not overshadow. In response to this, the guests begin to remember any adjectives, and the host writes them down. The task can be complicated to make the competition even more fun.

For example, a workpiece might look like this:

"________________ guests! Today we have gathered at this ________________, ________________ and ________________ holiday in order to congratulate our ________________, ________________ and ________________ birthday. The guests heartily congratulate and wish: ________________ health, ________________ mood, ________________ success! Today everyone is happy for you: your ________________ daughter, and ________________ relatives and friends, and ________________ friends, and your (your) ________________ wife (husband) does not take his ________________ eyes off you! Guests are delighted with your ________________ table, ________________ hospitality. Let's raise a glass to your ________________ well-being. And ________________ the guests will now shout in your honor ________________ “Hurrah!”.

Or this (you can change the birthday girl to the birthday boy):

“Before us sits (Name of the birthday girl)! She has only ________________ advantages, no ________________ disadvantages. It boasts ________________, ________________, ________________ views. She has ________________ hair, ________________ eyes, ________________ figure, ________________ mind, ________________ intelligence, ________________ talent and ________________ survival in extreme situations. And we ________________ and ________________ love her for it! Today on this ________________ autumn (winter / spring / summer) day, we are your ________________, ________________ friends and ________________ relatives came to congratulate you on this ________________ holiday, your birthday. Today you celebrate a rather serious ________________ date. We wish you ________________ health, ________________ happiness, ________________ good luck, lots of ________________ money and all the best ________________. Your ________________, ________________, ________________ relatives and, of course, ________________, ________________, ________________ friends!”

Guests can be invited to select adjectives on a specific topic - legal, medical, erotic, etc.

Finishing touches

To conduct this competition, you need to multiply some unfinished drawing on the printer. Players are required to finish it, while using their unloved hand (usually the left). The winner is the one who correctly guesses which object was conceived in the drawing, and also brings his copy to the end better than others.

face dance

The funniest birthday music contests can also take place right at the festive table. The presenter needs to pick up fragments of cheerful melodies, and ask the guests to dance a dance to a certain melody, but not the usual one - with their feet, but only with facial expressions. Participants in the fun can arbitrarily move their facial muscles, the best mimes can start with one part of the face, for example, eyebrows, then gradually connect other parts of the face to the “dance” until everything that can move on this part of the body dances. The participant with the most hilarious pantomime is declared the winner.

Harmonic

The host gives the first participant in the competition a sheet of paper, on which he must continue the poetic congratulations to the birthday man and sets the initial phrase, for example, “Our Peter Ivanovich is well done.” Having written his line in rhyme, the first player wraps the paper, hiding what is written from everyone except the neighbor, and passes it around. The following members also come up with lines to rhyme with the opening phrase. It turns out that the versifier sees only the previous phrase, but not what was written before.

After all the “poets” have been marked on paper, the presenter takes it away and reads an ode dedicated to the birthday man with an expression.

paint a portrait

Creative fun competitions can leave a gallery of unforgettable portraits drawn by the guests of the holiday for the birthday man. Each person is given a sheet of paper and a felt-tip pen, while their hands are tied behind their backs. Artists must write a portrait of the hero of the occasion, holding a felt-tip pen in their teeth. The birthday boy himself chooses the one he likes from all the "canvases" and awards his author with a prize.

Answer faster than your neighbor

The participants of the competition must stand in a circle, and in its center is the leader, who randomly turns to any of the players and asks the most unexpected question, looking intently at the person sitting opposite. But he should not answer, but his neighbor, sitting on the right. If the person whom the host is looking at answers, then he is eliminated from the competition. Also, if the right neighbor does not figure out in time that it is he who should answer, he also leaves.

The competition continues until, in addition to the host, there is only one player left who has the right to claim a small prize.

writing competition

Players sit in a circle and each receive a piece of blank paper and a pen. After that, the host asks “Who?”, And everyone together writes someone’s name at the top of their sheet, after which they fold a strip of sheet with a written fragment of text inward so that what is written is not visible, and pass the sheet to their right neighbor. A new question follows from the host “Where did you go” and the actions of the players are repeated. So, gradually the host asks all the prepared questions, and the players write their stories on different pieces of paper.

This competition is very popular, because when you read each leaflet together at the end, you get very funny stories that cause a storm of laughter.

Gossip

This competition requires headphones for each participant, so small companies usually participate in it, and most often this very fun competition is interesting for teenagers. So each participant puts on headphones that play loud music so they can't really hear what's going on around them. Only the host, who speaks the first phrase, does not have headphones. Usually it hides some secret concerning the birthday man. The first player needs to pronounce the phrase loudly, however, the participant deafened by the music will be able to hear only parts of it. Then he also loudly conveys what he heard to his neighbor, who - to the next, and so on.

Players who have already broadcast the “gossip” about the birthday boy can take off their headphones and, together with the rest of the guests, listen to how this gossip changes before their eyes. In the end, the last player pronounces the final version of the gossip, and the host reminds everyone of her original.

Fire

All players participating in the competition are given a couple of sheets of paper and informed that there was a fire in their house. Players must decide which item they would rescue first and draw or write that item on the first sheet. On the second sheet, they must indicate the reason for this preference. Then the papers are folded into two boxes: in one - objects / people, and in the other - motives. It is desirable that the guests write not trivial things, but treat the task with humor.

After that, the facilitator randomly pulls out a piece of paper from the boxes, first shows the image / name of the item, and then an explanation of why it should be saved. Funny phrases are obtained, for example, "I will save my mother-in-law, because it is pleasant to walk on it."

mobile contests

labyrinth

This entertainment requires one player, and the leader will need a long rope, from which he will lay out a labyrinth on the floor. The player is blindfolded and offered to go through this maze, while the guests will tell him the direction in which to move. But as soon as the player's eyes are blindfolded, the rope is immediately removed, and the audience makes fun of the intricate trajectory of the player, which they themselves set.

dress me up

Funny contests for young people often involve dressing and undressing. In this case, you will need women's and men's clothing, both upper and lower. Items for ladies are put in one bag, and for gentlemen - in another. A boy and a girl participate in the competition, as well as two assistants for each. The host gives each team a bag of clothes (it will be more fun if a woman gets men's items, and a man - women's). Then both teams are given a minute, during which the assistants must remove the clothes from the bag and put them on their “mannequin”. The winner is the one who coped faster or did it more accurately.

Quack quack

All guests sit on chairs set in a circle (the more, the better). The leader becomes the center of the circle, who is blindfolded, handed him a pillow and spun around its axis. At this time, those present randomly change places. A disoriented blind driver begins to look for the knees of the players, but he must do this with a pillow, without touching people with his hands. Having found someone's knees, the driver calmly sits down on them, and the player on whom he sat down must say “quack-quack” in a modified voice. By the sound of the voice, the driver must guess on whose knees he landed. If he guesses correctly, he concedes to him the position of the driver, and if not, then he returns to the center of the circle and the game is repeated.

Diver

The "victim" of this fun competition can be both men and women. The participant needs to put on fins and overcome the distance in them, looking forward through the binoculars, turned upside down.

Believe me, it is not so easy to do this, and the laughter will stand for a long time! So this birthday contest can be considered one of the most hilarious.

Find a birthday boy

The host blindfolds the participants of the competition and seats them in the order he needs so that no one knows where he is sitting himself and who his neighbors are. All guests have warm mittens on their hands, and with such hands you need to identify your left neighbor by touch, feeling only his face and head. Wool tickles and already causes laughter, by which you can guess who is sitting next door.

Everyone has only one chance to name a person, and the common task for everyone is to find a birthday among them. As soon as the hero of the occasion is discovered, the game ends, but he may also be the last one. Those who incorrectly guessed their left neighbor are punished with a phantom, which they pull out of a box or bag and perform in public.

Balloon blowing

The host puts an inflatable ball in the center of the table and blindfolds the eyes of two participants in the competition, after which he seats them on opposite sides of the table. He explains to them that they should try to blow the ball to the opponent's side. At the same time, he quietly replaces the ball with a plate with a slide filled with flour. On command, the blinded players begin to blow on the alleged ball with all their might, raise a cloud of flour suspension, and when they untie their eyes, they stare dumbfounded at their powdered faces. Agree, this will be one of the most fun and unforgettable birthday contests. For a long time you will have something to remember!

Compliments for the birthday

You need to find a deep hat in which to put a lot of folded pieces of paper on which laudatory epithets are written for the birthday man: handsome, smart, economic, talented, slender, etc. All participants in the competition need to be divided into pairs: one will pull out a piece of paper, read the word to himself , and he must explain to his partner with the help of gestures what the word is. If the partner does not guess, then you can use suggestive hints that do not name the word itself.

Each correct answer is awarded one point. The couple with the most points wins, meaning they can guess the most words.

Did you like our contests? Which of them would fit perfectly in your company? Share your opinion and possibly other contests in the comments.

The rules of the game are very simple. Any even number of people can play (and in general, an odd number will do). If possible, in an equal ratio of boys and girls. To begin with, the following questions and answers must be printed on cards of the same size. It is advisable to use thick paper or thin cardboard. You should get two identical decks: in one - questions, in the other - answers. And then everything is simple. Shuffle each deck thoroughly and place in the center of the table. The first player takes a card with a question and reads it to a neighbor. He takes the card with the answer and reads the answer aloud. Then the question is asked by the one who answered his next neighbor, and so on in a circle. Even with a cursory review of the list below, you can imagine what there may be matches. What, for example, is worth: "Do you like to swim naked? - On Saturdays, this is a necessity for me." Or: "Tell me, do you like me? - When I'm drunk, and I'm always drunk!". It is only desirable to sit down like this: guy - girl - guy - girl. Since when two guys sit next to each other, all questions like: "Do you like me?", "Do you like to look into my eyes?" and even "What would you say if I kissed you now?" come across just these guys (repeatedly tested on their own experience). And what kind of answers they come across to this, it’s generally “not extensible to the mind.” So keep it up! QUESTIONS: Are you into extravagant men (women)? How would you react if your husband (wife) cheated on you? Tell me, are you always this cheeky? Do you respect men (women)? Are you kind? Tell me, is your heart free? Tell me do you love me? Do petty scams torment your conscience? Do you love making gifts? Are you making mistakes in your life? Tell me, are you jealous? Do you want to have a lover (mistress)? Do you love your husband (wife)? How often do you use public transport without a ticket? Do you want something? Tell me, are you ready? Do you often fall out of bed? Do you like to read other people's letters? How often do you find yourself in an interesting position? Would you like to kiss your husband (wife)? Are you under the influence of alcohol? Do you often lie? Do you spend your free time in a fun company? Are you obsessive, rude in your actions? Do you love cooking delicious meals? Could you put a pig on your loved one? Would you like to get drunk today? Tell me, have you sinned a lot? Do you like to dream in the moonlight? Do you love gifts? How often do you climb to your neighbor's raspberries in the country? Do you get dizzy when you drink? Are you often lazy? Can you buy love with money? Do you like to laugh at others? Do you want my photo? Are you often subject to passions? Do you like to eat meat? Do you succumb to the temptation of love affairs? How often do you borrow money? Have you tried to seduce someone else's man (woman)? Do you like swimming naked? Do you want to achieve the favor of a married man (married woman)? Tell me, do you often eat so much? Do you want to get to know me? Do you have a clear conscience? Have you ever slept in someone else's bed? Tell me, are you an interesting conversationalist? Are you open with your spouse? Tell me, are you temperamental? Do you like pickles on Mondays? Do you play sports? Do you love looking into my eyes? Do you often take a bath? How do you feel about striptease? Do you sometimes sleep at your workplace? Tell me, are you cowardly? Do you snore in your sleep? Do you have a habit of promising him/her more than is within your capacity? Do you like to eat well? Are you willing to kiss in public places? Are you improving your productivity? Have you ever gotten lost in someone else's house? Do you love vodka? Do you like meeting people on the street? How often do you show your temperament? What would you say if I kissed you right there? Do you like to sleep after dinner? Do you like to dress fashionably? Do you have many secrets? Do you have a tendency to sin? Are you afraid of the policeman? Tell me do you like me? Do you think that the person you love should only be told the truth? What would you say if you and I were alone? Are you able to control yourself? Do you like visiting? Are you putting on weight? How often do you take time off from work? Would you come with me at night through the forest? Do you like my eyes? Do you often drink beer? Do you like to meddle in other people's affairs? Are you often drawn to art? How much time do you devote to love affairs? Do you hide your age? ANSWERS: I can't imagine my life without it. I don't answer political questions. I love you, but at someone else's expense. Only on payday. No, I am a very shy person. I find it difficult to answer the truth, because I do not want to spoil my reputation. Only when I feel a little weak. You can try it away from home. I don't know myself, but others say yes. This is my hobby. Just not here. Please don't put me in an awkward position. Ask a more sober one. Why not? With great pleasure! My blushing is the most striking answer to this question. Only when I rest. Youth is long gone. Without witnesses, this case, of course, will go. This opportunity should not be missed. I'll tell you this in bed. Only when you want to go to bed. You can already try this. If it can be arranged now, then yes. Only when there are troubles at work. If I'm strongly asked to. I can for hours, especially in the dark. My financial situation rarely allows me to do this. No, I tried it once and it didn't work. Oh yeah! This is especially great for me! Damn it! As you guessed. Basically no, but as an exception - yes. Only on holidays. When I'm drunk, and I'm always drunk. Only away from his (his) beloved (oh). I'll tell you this in the evening when I make an appointment. Even the mere thought of it makes me ecstatic. Only at night. Only for decent pay. Only if no one sees. It's so natural. Whenever your conscience dictates. But something must be done! If there is no other way. Whenever I'm drunk! Well, who does not happen!? Could you ask a more modest question? It all depends on how much and if I have enough change. If it doesn't hurt your pocket. Do I really look like this? This has been my passion since childhood. I'll ask my wife (husband). These are the best moments of my life. At least all night. On Saturdays, this is a must for me. I can't tell without a couple of glasses. Hangover only in the morning. This has been my greatest desire for a long time. My modesty does not allow me to answer this question. Everything depends on the situation. Crazy! With great pleasure. Yes, but only within the bounds of decency. Of course, this cannot be done without. This is the main goal of my life. I just can't stand it. I will never turn down such an opportunity. Nowadays, this is not a sin. Why not, if you can and there is no fear. Still, I'm capable of anything. This often happens to me at a party. Only in company. Not always, but often. Yes, if there is a need. Anything can happen because I'm human too. No, I'm too well brought up. Only when I wake up in someone else's bed you can't even imagine. If there are no big problems later. I'm much more interested in other issues. And not that yes, and not that no. Let's not be naive and don't ask questions that are difficult to sincerely answer. Today I don't feel like talking about it. In principle, yes, although it will be very difficult. Only in desperation. Unfortunately no. Well, this is, excuse me, a luxury! In daylight, not particularly, but in the dark - with pleasure. ...

When preparing to celebrate his birthday, inviting guests to the celebration, the birthday boy needs to choose funny table contests in advance so that the holiday is as bright and interesting as possible, and, most importantly, to avoid awkward protracted pauses or unwanted conversations.

Competitions should be chosen exclusively table- as a rule, adults have absolutely no desire to get up from the table to participate in outdoor games - therefore, an invitation to jump and run is unlikely to be met with enthusiasm by the guests.

At the same time, the number of contests should not exceed 5-6, otherwise even the funniest entertainment program will be unreasonably long and will soon get bored.

Necessary props and organizational preparations

Most of the contests below do not require a host, but some of them will require a host to be chosen by popular vote - which in itself will be a fun contest.
Or agree in advance that one of your loved ones will take on this role.

Props

For the competitive program, you must prepare in advance:

tokens or medals;
red box;
forfeits with tasks;
blindfold and mittens (according to the number of guests);
picture cards in a blue or pink (depending on who's birthday) box:
– scales for weighing trucks,
- desert,
- telescope,
- alcohol mashine,
- tank,
- police car,
- lemon Tree,
- propeller.
two bags (boxes);
question cards;
answer cards;
long nose made of cardboard and gum;
a glass of water;
ring.

red box

A "Red Box" with phantoms is being prepared separately for those who lost in contests or dropped out of the game.
You can make a "Red Box" yourself, from colored paper and adhesive tape, or buy a ready-made one.

Phantom tasks should be as funny as possible, for example:

to sing with a serious air a funny song in a false voice without hitting a single note;
dance while sitting (hands, shoulders, eyes, head, etc. funny dance);
show the trick (at the same time so that it does not work out - it is clear that there are no magicians among the guests);
tell a funny poem, make an unusual riddle, tell a funny story, and so on.

Attention: The "Red Box" will be in the middle of the table throughout the entertainment program. As mentioned above, it is for losing participants. Therefore, do not forget to “reward” a phantom to the eliminated contestant - and it doesn’t matter if the tasks are repeated - because everyone will complete them in their own way!

Competition No. 1 "Find a birthday boy"

Guests are blindfolded.
The leader transplants everyone as he wants.
As a result, no one knows who is now sitting where, and who is nearby.
Warm mittens are put on for each guest. You need to feel by touch who is sitting next to you, touching your hands in mittens only to the head and face of a neighbor.
Firstly, it tickles and involuntarily causes laughter!
And secondly, it is very interesting to try to guess a person through touch!
Each participant guesses who is on the left.
You can try to guess only once, the ultimate goal is to find the birthday boy.
Bandages are removed only when the last participant guessed or did not guess his neighbor, but if the birthday boy was found, then the game ends earlier.
Whoever didn’t guess the neighbor pulls a phantom from the “Red Box” and performs a funny task.

Competition No. 2 "Wishes and funny gifts for the birthday man"

This is a very funny contest for resourceful guests with a sense of humor.
First, the Host says the main congratulations.
It sounds like this: “Dear (th) our birthday (ca)! We all sincerely love you together and wish you good health, happiness and prosperity! May all your dreams come true! Now the rest of the guests will complement my wishes!”
Next, each of the participants must say the phrase: , and then pull out a picture from the blue (or pink) box, show it to the birthday man (birthday girl), and explain - why does he give this item to the hero of the occasion? If his explanation was not found, then the contestant reads out the text on the back of the picture.
The next participant, before taking the picture out of the box, again repeats the beginning of the congratulatory phrase “And I know that this is exactly what you really need, so I give it!” and takes out his funny “gift” with an explanation why the hero of the occasion really needs it!
So, for example, having taken out a picture of a desert, the participant first says the main phrase, with which everyone who draws the pictures begins: “And I know that this is exactly what you really need, so I give it!”, and, if your wish was not found, read the phrase written in the picture on the reverse side: “Let them go there, into the distance, forever, holding hands, and all your enemies and enemies will no longer be able to return, capturing all your troubles!”
What should be depicted and written in the pictures is indicated in the section "Preliminary preparation", but we will repeat again:
The box contains pictures of unusual objects.
On the reverse side, as a hint, wishes are written. First, the guest, looking at the picture pulled out of the box, tries to come up with an original wish for the birthday girl (birthday man), then looks at the hint written on the back of the picture and adds it to his congratulations.
You can add other pictures, in any quantity - the more pictures and wishes, the more interesting the contest.

The required minimum number of images for the contest:
a picture of special scales for weighing loaded KamAZ trucks, on the reverse side it says: “I wish you so much wealth that it is impossible to count, but only weigh it with such scales!”;
image of a telescope, on the reverse side it says: “I wish that all dreams and their fulfillment were much closer than those stars in the sky that are visible through a telescope!”;
moonshine, on the reverse side of the wish: “Let a considerable percentage of unbridled fun always play in your veins!”;
a picture of a tank, a wish: “To always have something to go to the store!”
picture of police car with flasher: “So that when you go, the people make way!”
a tree on which lemons grow, the inscription: “So that “lemons” and not only fruits grow all year round!”
a picture of a desert, on the back it says: “Let them go there, into the distance, forever, holding hands, and can no longer return, all your enemies, taking all your troubles!”
image of a propeller from the m / f "The Kid and Carlson", the inscription: “May your life always be Carlsson, who lives on the roof and brings many valuable gifts!”

There are two winners in the competition:
First: the one who came up with the funniest birthday greeting (birthday girl);
Second: the one who read the inscription on the picture the funniest.

Competition No. 3 "Tell us about yourself: let's play cards"

Two bags (or two boxes): one contains randomly mixed cards with questions, the other contains answers.
1. The facilitator pulls out a card from the bag of questions, reads it out loud.
2. The first participant in the feast draws a card from the bag with answers, and with an expression.
Random combinations of questions and answers will be funny.
For example, Leader: “Have you ever been stopped by a traffic police officer?”
The answer might be: "It is so sweet".
Only one card can be drawn per question.
The game ends when all the cards have been read and all the guests have read the answers to the questions.
Question cards:
1) Do you like to drink?
2) Do you like women?
3) Do you like men?
4) Do you eat at night?
5) Do you change your socks every day?
6) Do you watch TV?
7) Do you want to cut your hair bald?
8) Admit that you like to count other people's money?
9) Do you like to gossip?
10) Do you often play pranks on others?
11) Do you know how to use a cell phone?
12) Now at the festive table did you watch who, what and how much ate?
13) Have you ever driven drunk?
14) Have you ever come to a birthday party without a present?
15) Have you ever howled at the moon?
16) Have you considered how much today's laid table costs?
17) Have you ever given something that was given to you as an unnecessary gift?
18) Do you hide food under your pillow?
19) Do you show obscene signs to other drivers?
20) Can you not open the door for guests?
21) Do you often miss work?
Answer cards:
1) Only at night, in the dark.
2) Perhaps, someday, drunk.
3) I can't live without it!
4) When no one sees.
5) No, it's not mine.
6) I only dream about it!
7) This is my secret dream.
8) I tried it once.
9) Of course, yes!
10) Definitely not!
11) In childhood - yes.
12) Rarely, I want more often!
13) I was taught this from childhood.
14) It's very nice.
15) Definitely and without fail!
16) It doesn't interest me at all.
17) Almost always!
18) Yes. The doctor prescribed this for me.
19) That's all I do.
20) Once a day.
21) No, I'm afraid.

Competition No. 4 "Intuition"

Each player is put on a hoop with a certain figure on his head. It can be a fruit, a vegetable, a character, a famous person.
The task of the players, with the help of clarifying questions, to which they answer only “yes” or “no”, is to guess who he is.
Instead of hoops, you can make cardboard masks, then the game will turn out not only interesting, but also very funny.

Competition No. 5 "Long nose"

Everyone wears pre-prepared noses.
At the Leader's command, you need to pass a small ring from nose to nose, and at the same time a glass of water from hand to hand, trying not to spill a single drop.
The game is considered over when both the ring and the glass of water return to the "first" participant.
Whoever dropped the ring or spilled water gets a penalty phantom.

Competition No. 6 "Find a common"

Players are divided into teams.
The host shows three pictures that have something in common.
To motivate and cheer the teams, the condition can be this: the team that did not guess the answer drinks penalty glasses.
For example, one picture shows a jacuzzi, the second shows the Eiffel Tower, the third shows the periodic table. They are united by a surname, because each image is an object named after its creator.

Competition No. 7 "Hat for the birthday"

In a deep hat you need to put a lot of folded pieces of paper with laudatory descriptions of the birthday man (birthday girl), For example:
- smart (smart),
- beautiful (beautiful)
- slender (slender)
- talented (talented)
- economic (economic), and so on.
The guests are divided into pairs. One partner takes out a piece of paper, reads the word to himself and explains to his partner with the help of gestures what it means.
If the answer is not found, you can suggest one with words, but without naming the word itself, but describing its essence.
The team with the most correct answers wins.
You can't pair up. One person takes out a piece of paper and gestures the word, while others guess.
For each correct answer, the player receives one point.
The player with the most points wins.

Competition No. 8 "Get to the bottom of the truth"

A certain object, for example, a carrot, needs to be wrapped in several layers of foil.
Each layer is accompanied by a riddle or task.
If the guest guesses the correct answer or completes the task, he unfolds the first layer. If not, he passes the baton to a neighbor and receives a penalty phantom.
Whoever removes the last layer wins a prize.

Competition No. 9 "Gossip Girl"

This funny competition is more suitable for a small company, because you will need headphones for all participants. Or several volunteers may participate and others will oversee the process.
Players put on headphones and listen to music loudly so that extraneous sounds are not heard.
Without headphones, only the one who speaks the first phrase remains. It must be some secret about the birthday girl (birthday boy).
He speaks it loudly, but in such a way that it is impossible to hear all the words clearly.
The second player passes the phrase that he supposedly heard to the third, the third to the fourth, and so on.
Guests who have already broadcast "Birthday Gossip" can take off their headphones and watch what other participants end up broadcasting.
The last player voices the phrase that he heard, and the first one says the original.

Competition No. 10 "Second half"

Guests will have to include all their acting skills.
Each player chooses a piece of paper on which is written the role that he has to play.
The roles are paired: the goal is to find your partner as soon as possible.
For example, Romeo and Juliet: Juliet can perform the text: “I am standing on the balcony and waiting for my love” and so on.

Competition No. 11 "Joint Efforts"

The host offers to write a fairy tale about the birthday girl (birthday boy).
Everyone comes up with their own story, but on a common sheet, each player will write only one sentence.
The tale begins with the sentence "One fine day / es (name) was born."
The sheet is passed around.
The first person writes a sequel based on the first sentence.
The second person reads the sentence of the first, adds his own and folds the sheet of paper so that the third guest can see only the sentence that the person in front of him wrote.
Thus, the fairy tale is written until the sheet returns to the guest who first began writing it.
Together, you will get a very funny story about the hero of the occasion, which is then read aloud.

Competition No. 12 "Honest Answer"

Prepare cards with questions and answers.
One guest takes out a card from the deck with questions, and the one to whom the question is addressed - from the deck of answers.
The game continues in a circle.
The number of questions and answers should at least correspond to the number of players, and it is better to be two to three times more.
Sample Options
Questions:
1. How often do you walk around the apartment naked?
2. Are you jealous of rich people?
3. Do you have colorful dreams?
4. Do you sing in the shower?
5. Do you lose your temper often?
6. Have you ever declared your love to a monument?
7. Do you sometimes feel like you were made for some great mission?
8. Do you like to peep?
9. Do you often try on lacy lingerie?
10. Do you often read other people's letters?
Answers:
1. No, only when I drink.
2. As an exception.
3. Oh yes. It looks so much like me.
4. You might think this is a crime.
5. Only on holidays.
6. No, such nonsense is not for me.
7. Such thoughts visit me constantly.
8. This is my meaning of life.
9. Only when no one is watching.
10. Only when they pay.

Competition No. 13 "By ear"

All participants are blindfolded.
The leader taps with a pencil or fork on some object.
The one who guesses the object first will get one point (you can use stickers and glue on clothes).
Whoever has the most at the end of the game wins.

Competition No. 14 "Indistinct Hamster"

All guests fill their mouths with marshmallows.
The first participant reads the phrase that is written on the sheet, but does not show it to the others.
He speaks to her neighbor, but because of the full mouth, the words will be very slurred.
A phrase is a task that the last one will have to complete, for example, “You must dance a lezginka.”
The participant will have to perform the action that he heard.

Competition No. 15 "Top Secret"

Competition No. 16 "Sobriety test"

Game for a big company.
The first team - one side of the table, the second - the other.
From the first player to the last, you will need to transfer various items, holding them with matches.
The winner is the team that quickly passes all the items from one end of the table to the other in this way.

Competition No. 17 "Musical crocodile"

The first contestant takes out a sheet of paper on which the name of the song and, possibly, the lyrics are written.
The task is to explain to the rest what the song is.
Can't be explained in words from the song itself.
For example, "When the apple trees bloom ..." you can not say "Apple trees bloomed in the garden." You can say “In one place there is a tree, fruits appear on it” and something like that.

Competition No. 18 "Find your mate"

To play, you need to prepare cards with the names of various animals. Each animal has two cards.
Participants pull out cards, and then show each other their animal (meowing, crowing, and so on).
The game will be over only after all the pairs have been found.

Our competitions are designed for the most modest costs, both financial and organizational. Given the age of the guests and their preferences, the contests can be held very funny and mischievous.
This birthday celebration is sure to be remembered for a long time!