And the second gift to you is also unusual. Funny birthday greetings with the presentation of comic gifts. Congratulations on gifts for the hero of the day-motorist
Congratulators must be friends.
Congratulating 1:
You know how it happens, you don't expect magic, but it takes and happens. This is what happened at our party. Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, they brought us a magical package, the recipient of which is our beautiful birthday girl.
(Pulls out a large box wrapped in paper)
Congratulating 2:
We, as true friends, took on the role of customs officers and opened the package. Well, you never know what is there, suddenly a bomb!
Congratulating 1:
Don't worry, the bomb wasn't there! There was a message and precise instructions.
Congratulating 2:
So, for your beauty,
To never fade
Take lip gloss as a gift,
To always, everywhere shone!
(Give baby lip gloss)
Congratulating 1:
So that you don't get your feet wet
My dear friend,
To always be stylish
Take on fashionable shoes
This is happiness, yes, yes, yes!
(Shoe covers)
Congratulating 2:
And also, to always
You were satisfied
For there to be no doubt
May your soul blossom!
(Mirror. A funny picture is glued to the mirror (for example, a monkey paints lips) and the inscription "Always beautiful", or something like that)
Congratulating 1:
Here's a miracle, here's the deal
Two lies large wings,
Magic reigns everywhere
You must try them on!
(Fairy wings and a magic wand that the birthday girl must not take off until the end of the evening)
woman
Birthday girl in the center of the table. Congratulations appear.
Congratulating 1:
Here I give you a bottle
And you save her
Will be a vase, will be a container,
Would you like to brew tea in it!
(Gives an empty bottle)
Congratulating 2:
Well of course she's joking
And the bottle is useless
Who will give a girlfriend
I bring you a coat!
(As an option, a herring salad under a fur coat, or a small piece of fur)
Congratulating 2:
In order not to freeze in a fur coat,
To make it easy to walk in winter,
To a woman so beautiful
Fashion item, I want to give!
(Brushed briefs)
Congratulating 1:
And we also give you
What is most important in life
Every housewife knows
And everyone has weight!
Congratulating 2:
Very important, very necessary
amazing item,
He is very necessary
And there are no analogues!
Congratulating 1:
Pies are tastier then
Obedient husband, silence,
We give women's happiness
You carry with you always!
(Handing a rolling pin)
Guests drink to creativity.
You can insert a funny comment after each gift. It is also recommended to play roles and pick up musical accompaniment.
man
The birthday boy sits in the center of the table. It is desirable that his friends take part in such a comic congratulation. So there are two people. One holds a small bag (several items are folded in it, for which certain lines are written. The item is taken after the rhyme is read), the other holds a box covered with a cloth in his hands:
Congratulating 1:
Congratulations sound, sound,
They rush to congratulate you
All relatives, all friends,
Well, how is it without me!
I was in a hurry, I was going
Maybe he's stuck somewhere
I chose gifts
Yes, I tried for you!
In general, here, now I will hand over,
I want to wish you
To make life beautiful
To luck, and so as not by!
I start, I get
I want to give you
So that you are more solid than all
So that success awaits you!
(Pulls out cool underpants, or a tie)
So that he does not know problems and evil,
There is a present for you!
(Toy pistol)
To keep the mind in order
For you to go to the bath
To have something to read
Write different letters!
(A collection of crossword puzzles tied to an air freshener. You can get by with a collection of jokes)
Congratulating 2:
For a long time I was looking for what to give you,
I thought congratulations to you for a long time
Decided, all of a sudden, to realize a dream,
The best gift for a friend!
I wish you good luck, good
For dreams to come alive so easily
So that there are always faithful people,
So that bad thoughts do not visit!
Well, in general, you, like a man to a man,
I give a faithful, steel friend,
(Raises a rag, under which there is a toy car in a box. If the birthday boy has a car, then you can choose any type of transport that he dreams of).
Let him decorate your life
What can't you do for a friend!
The birthday boy receives his gifts, the guests make another toast.
friend
It is better that friends take part, but if the birthday boy has brothers or a son, they can also be involved.
Congratulations appear in the center of the hall.
Congratulating 1:
Phew, tired, so I was going to,
I tried so hard, I was in such a hurry
I even played sports
Jumped into the shop!
Congratulating 2:
I tried very hard too
Vaughn, I stroked my pants,
Put on a clean shirt
Even clean socks!
Congratulating 3:
Me too, as you can see
With a full parade, I
Happy birthday today
We congratulate you!
Congratulating 1:
Long thought, wondered
What to give you
And we collected a bouquet,
Be delighted, beauty!
(They give a bouquet of socks. Of course, such a gift requires some preparation, so you need to make a bouquet in advance)
Congratulating 2:
And you today
Prepared a surprise
To warm the soul
Evenings the main prize!
Congratulating 3:
So that later, you set up the brand,
To surprise people
To marvelous alcohol,
Sold all over the world!
(A bottle of alcohol with a photo of the birthday boy and with a famous name. It is advisable to take the name based on the last name. Example: Ivanov, the name of the bottle is Ivanovka)
At the end of the number, friends can sing a few ditties.
Let's start with the background. Olechka loves to go hiking, feels great surrounded by mountains, and she is also interested in anime and dreams of learning to draw.
We reflected all these hobbies in the wishes, which were prepared in advance, accompanied by pictures found on the Internet and printed on a printer. But more on that later))
So, after some experiments that showed that you can only hide something small enough in a ball, It was decided to divide the gift into two parts.
First part handed over to the birthday girl. Second will be hidden in the room.
First part- This is a box in which a balloon is placed, in which wishes are folded into a tube. Included with will be attached set of toothpicks to burst the ball was easy))
Inside the box looks like this:
(Which is in tune with the tradition that has become established among us recently: after each wish, we say in chorus: “ LET IT BE SO!»)
After which the birthday girl will be asked to find second(main material) part of the gift, which was hidden in advance))
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Now about the same in pictures:
This is what the folded wishes looked like before being wrapped in a ball:
Here they are after printing, colored and beautiful:
But closer: a piece of the future own art workshop:
And Good Luck and a poster from Honey and Clover:
And the final part of the congratulations (hidden in the package - the second part of the gift):
In the second part of the gift, among other things, there was also a cup with sweets, hence the wish about the cup of mountains:
By the way, sweets are not simple, but with fructose, delicious, delicious!
By the way, it is better to give cups and salad bowls full, not empty. A little more about this
What happened in the end:
The effect was wonderful: the fact that a balloon was found in the box was surprising, after Olechka burst it, congratulations scattered beautifully along the bottom of the box.
Congratulations were read and the second part of the gift was found. Everyone is happy!
This is how we beat the birthday present))
Now about the practical aspects of this idea.
1) To put something in a balloon, you need to pull the neck of the balloon on some cylindrical object. We pulled on a paper base, on which kitchen parchment is wound, which was quite difficult. Without the help of a loved one, I would never have coped
Because only later I found how it could be done easier with a plastic bottle:
option number 2 - you can use a funnel
By the way, you could put money in there))
Let's get back to some practical stuff:
2) It is better to write or print wishes on thinner paper so that it is easier to place them in a ball
3) It is better to buy several balls so that you can freely experiment
4) Tie the balloon well so that it does not deflate ahead of time
5) To heighten the effect, you could add New Year's tinsel there.
How to put several small balloons into a large balloon
In fact, those who offer balloon gift wrapping services do so with a special device. How this happens can be seen in the video
UPDATE: another way to wrap a gift in a balloon that requires simple technical means and time
how else can you develop the idea of giving something in balloons? and like this
how to wrap a gift in a cup
we have two large collections of congratulation ideas using balloons and and part 3
All the best!
It is always difficult with gifts - you need to think carefully, remember what you gave last time, what others gave, what a person needs now. It is important to correctly prioritize and assess your financial capabilities. Therefore, we have collected here good gifts for different people and for different budgets, among which you will definitely find something suitable.
1. Eternal pencil
For those who still know how to write with pens and pencils, who still draw on paper, and not in fashionable design programs, in general - for retrogrades. And for everyone else, because a house without a pencil is not a house at all. But you still don't believe us. How can you create a pencil that can write forever? We admit honestly - we exaggerated a little, but a quarter of a century is also a considerable period. That's how much you can use this pencil.
If Uncle Musk suddenly puts you on a ship to Mars, then you can fly back and forth eight (!) times before you need to sharpen your pencil. Throughout the flight, the pencil will be as sharp as a Spanish sword, and a sharp pen is necessary for everyone who cannot imagine their life without drawing, writing and creating various notes on the topic of purchases, plans and meetings.
We seriously advise you to give this pencil to someone. As you understand, the pencil is unusual - it practically does not require sharpening, it is durable, and it does not kill trees (not a wooden filling at all). Such a perpetual motion machine is inexpensive, given its qualities - even paying 1900 rubles, you will save much more. In general, we think that as a gift it is a unique and very cool idea.
2. Home trainer
We have written more than once about the benefits of sports and constant training for you, but it's time to start thinking bigger. If you really love your loved ones - whether they are friends or relatives, then you are probably worried about their health. But on the way to its strengthening there are many obstacles, ranging from fear of change to banal laziness. Fortunately, there are universal things that can be given to any person, and this will not be a useless gift for the very fact of giving. Such a thing can be safely called a horizontal bar for the house.
There are a lot of exercise machines, but if you want high-quality and inexpensive ones, then pay attention to a store that specializes in home exercise equipment. It is especially cool that this is not a Chinese assembly, but a domestic one - all the elements of the simulator are made of special materials, and it is practically indestructible.
Such a gift will not only keep the organisms of your loved ones in good shape, but will also allow you to develop good muscles. Physical activity improves blood circulation, energizes, improves mood and performance. And the biggest advantage of a home exercise machine is that it can become a full-fledged replacement for a fitness club, which means that, in addition to being useful, it will save a lot of money.
3. Impression as a gift
Our life is a series of events. Strain your memory - only the most significant and unusual will come up. This is how the human brain works, and it can be used. How?
It's simple - give your loved one an experience. It may seem like a daunting task, but we found a company that specializes in just such gifts. Its name speaks for itself: "Delight as a gift."
The guys cooperate with many organizations that can arrange an unforgettable pastime. There are more than 200 in the catalog, among which you can find both absolutely crazy ones, like snowkiting, and romantic ones, for example, an open-air cinema or a SPA trip for two. But if you want something massive and universal, then the best option is quest games. We do not think that any of your friends will refuse to participate.
Many years later they will remember these events, but what will come to their mind first? Of course, the person who gave them such a gift. And that person will be you.
4. Spyfall / Find for a spy
Think about how well you know the people around you? If it seems to you that you know your friends as flaky, then we will have to upset you. From childhood, we have to become shrewd like Sherlock Holmes and cunning like Serdyukov. Everyone plays their own game, and for some it is the very essence of their existence.
Even we have such people in BroDude. Finding out who exactly would be impossible without one wonderful board game.
This game is called. Its essence is that all participants find themselves in one of the locations and play a certain role. But one of them is a spy that the rest need to figure out, and the spy, in turn, to determine the location in which the action takes place.
The game goes in the question-answer mode: everyone tries to find out the information he needs and at the same time not to give out his own. It's really cool, especially when the members have known each other for a long time.
It was a complete surprise for us to learn that the spy from our Teodor Sedin is simply terrible, and the quietest employee in the editorial office turned out to be an amazing psychologist. And of course it was fun. The game provides an opportunity to get to know each other in a new way. The only thing we never figured out is who ate all the cookies.
5. Christmas balls
Do not forget that the New Year is the main celebration of the Russian state. During these holidays, the tradition of giving themed gifts flares up, which for centuries have been festive New Year's balls - every family has them, in every pantry, and on the festive spruce of every young couple. Tradition, it must be said, has nothing to do with either religion or historical events, which is why it is good: a holiday - and nothing more.
If you look at the ongoing New Year's madness from this side, then you cannot show up to the guests without New Year's balls - they must be with you. At the same time, you should not buy cheap plastic balls that look soulless and vulgar. Christmas decorations, as a rule, are bought for decades, and the approach to selection should be appropriate. For example, if you want to get exclusive holiday balls, the manufacture of which is a whole art, then we recommend that you contact the store - we have not seen more beautiful New Year's toys.
6. Men's perfume
Not only a woman should be fragrant, but also a man, but you should only be more careful with your choice. The smell for a man should not be cloying, too sweet or too intrusive - it should be much more harmonious than the smell for a woman. Because the girl will be forgiven for an excess of sweetness, but the man will feel uncomfortable, especially in the elevator. But here perfume of the middle price segment comes to our aid. If you take too cheap, then, as it should be, it is not harmonious - it can either not smell at all and quickly disappear, or it can smell so that all the pigeons on the balcony will die. If you take too expensive brands, then you will be considered strange, even if you take perfume as a gift.
Therefore, we recommend that you take a French perfume that stands out from the rest with an extremely clean reputation - this perfume is called Montale, and more specifically, then. It is distinguished by a woody aroma that will turn any sissy into a brutal and self-confident man.
7. Portrait figurine
When you come to someone's house, you immediately pay attention to various little things. It is they who form an opinion about the owner and create a certain atmosphere. And we came up with a gift that can be put in a prominent place at home or in the office - a figurine from a photo. Suitable for absolutely any person, the main thing is that he should not be deprived of self-irony. And you can also order figurines for the whole family, if you still haven’t figured out what to give them for the New Year.
It will be difficult to make one yourself, so it’s better who have been successfully creating such figurines for a long time. You need to choose a model that characterizes a person, send several photos where his face and head are clearly visible, remember the color of his eyes and hair and send an order.
At the same time, additional options can be added to the figurine: hats, glasses, inscriptions - whatever comes to your mind. But if you want to give something completely unique, then sculptors can make an exclusive figurine - it will not only be larger in size, but can be anything at all.
8 Collectible Books
Why does everyone say that a book is the best gift? In most cases, many use this rule to relieve themselves of responsibility for choosing a gift, but you should not do this. Not all books are good, that's for sure. Secondly, it is a very personal gift. Third, the rule works for a small number of people. By giving a book, you show that you understand a person better than others and recognize that he is a carrier of high intelligence. As a rule, these are people who have achieved a serious position in society and success. They have extensive knowledge, exacting and demanding. A collection book will be a wonderful gift for such a person.
Collector's editions differ from ordinary books in limited editions, high-quality finishing materials, outstanding illustrations and high cost. An expensive and beautifully designed book will be a significant and memorable gift for a status person: a unique combination of content and form, noble printing design and the soul invested by the author in his creations will not leave indifferent a thinking and feeling person.
If you are looking for something similar, pay attention to the Silver series presented in the Clockwork Orange exclusive gifts online store. Here you will find the immortal works of the geniuses of Russian classical literature in copies with the highest quality finishes: special leather binding with embossing, designer paper and 925 sterling silver will impress even the most demanding person. Some of the books are now being sold at a promotional New Year's price with free delivery in Moscow and St. Petersburg.
9. Tent
What to give a person who loves to freeze his eggs in the cold, getting out on hikes when there is a fierce winter outside? What to give to a friend who goes fishing or hunting every weekend, brings you prey, but then walks with a cold for two weeks in a row? We have only one answer - a good tent, which can subordinate the winter elements to the will of a strong person. Every hunter and every fisherman needs a tent. It is also needed if a person prefers to explore this world on foot, rather than sitting behind the wheel of a car.
That is, if among your friends there are strong and purposeful people who often challenge nature, then give them a tent. A tent is never superfluous, even if they already have one. Firstly, when hiking, someone is always left without a tent. Secondly, some tents are very cold and it is better to take a smaller, but warm one. We recommend buying tents - this store is respected by practitioners who have been traveling, hunting and fishing for many years.
10. Bean bag chair
The bean bag chair is another versatile item that can be gifted to anyone. And if you have a nephew, brother or sister - this is just the perfect gift! What are you going to do if you have one like this at home? That's right - plop in it. Among other things, these chairs are very comfortable - you can take a book, immerse yourself in them and forget about the world around you for a long time.
We found a kind, soft store with the warm name "Winnie the Poof." There are bean bags in it - there are in the form of pears and balls that are suitable for children, there are large pears for those who need more comfort, there are even soft transforming chairs on which you can comfortably work or lie down to sleep.
By the way, you can choose from dozens of fabrics and colors, so that the chairs will look good in any interior.
11. Eye Massager
We suspect that in ten years 80% of people will be wearing glasses or lenses. Sometimes it's hard to notice, but the eyes get tired of the bright displays of our monitors and phones. And the human eye is a complex and fragile device, and if you are not a creationist, then you probably know that its evolutionary purpose is completely different. We are simply prem against nature, which is not good.
But the thing just behind the eyeballs is a problem solver, and it's the one that invented eye massagers. If you don't know which one to choose, take it. You can give this to a programmer, a girl, a mother, and anyone who has eyes.
This is a real therapeutic complex for the eyes. Girls will appreciate the vibration and compression massage, which prevent the appearance of fine wrinkles and relieve swelling. And infrared heating has a positive effect on the capillaries. It is especially surprising that the massager can generate an electromagnetic field and play music, while working without wires thanks to the built-in battery.
12. External storage for iPhone
Music, movies and photos occupy a significant part of the volume of our devices. Someone stores their favorite movies on them, others store all the King Crimson albums, and some use their smartphone as a portable photo studio and cannot go a day without posting a photo of themselves or their cat on Instagram. In short, there is no such thing as too much memory. We don’t have much of our own, so we use devices to store everything that we can’t trust our memory.
If we are talking about the iPhone, then the situation here is not the best - the manufacturer does not want to allow the installation of memory cards. Yes, it seems that the built-in 64 or 128 GB should be enough, but 64 GB will fit only 6-8 films in FHD or half of Metallica's discography in Flac format. Not enough. A good solution to this problem would be to buy an external one - the amount of memory varies from 16 to 256 GB, but this is not the main feature. The main advantage is that they have two microUSB / Lightning + USB connectors at once. That is, you insert it into your iPhone, transfer everything you need to it, turn the connector over and then connect it to your computer.
You can give it to a person who works a lot with the phone in one way or another. He will also be pleased that the flash drives have a security certificate and proprietary applications for transferring media files and backing up data.
13. Gifts for colleagues
Regardless of who you are: a manager, working in an office, or standing at a machine tool in a factory, you should please your colleagues or subordinates. This will not only improve the attitude towards you, but will also make the atmosphere in the team more relaxed. And in the end, this is the New Year - you should forget your old grievances, forgive Aunt Lena for spilling her coffee on your new shirt, Olka from the neighboring department, who eats your dinners, and Kolyanych can also be forgiven, even though he and dropped the grinder on your leg.
In general, a gift to a colleague is not only a way to cheer him up, but also just a good strategic move. Do not spare money - everything will pay off in the future. A good and useful gift for busy colleagues will be - it is made in the same style and includes a diary, a beautiful pen, planning and a battery for gadgets that tend to run out at the most inopportune moment. For those who like to decorate their table with various things, you can give an original folding wooden calendar, and the most sleepy colleague - a blanket and a thermal mug.
Well, if you are Big Boss and appreciate your subordinates, then you can order gifts for everyone with company symbols or logo. At the same time, each of the gifts can be made individual by adding a personalized engraving or applying an original drawing.
14. Cigarillo
People have been smoking since time immemorial, but in the pursuit of money, corporations have made tobacco smoking a mass phenomenon. The very case when quality turned into quantity. And smoking regular cigarettes has nothing to do with the smoking culture that has evolved over hundreds of years. If you have a smoking friend, then you should introduce him to it.
A good New Year's gift for a smoking person will be. This is a type of cigar that is comparable in size to regular cigarettes, but is still made from real tobacco and wrapped in a wrapper. In addition to size, cigarillos have other qualities that make them more familiar. For example, they are not afraid of moisture (although there are exceptions), their cost is significantly less than cigars, and some brands use flavors to give the smoke a certain taste.
If your friend wears a striped suit, wears a mustache, and has a Thompson machine gun in his trunk, then it’s better to give him a Cuban Coshiba, but if you want to impress, then a set of Dominican Arturo Fuente will do - these are some of the best cigars in the world.
15. Surpriser
We are convinced that the best gift is the one you don't know about. A surprise is always an added value in the eyes of any person. And we are wildly glad that there are people who can keep this secret even from you. But what is the name of such a gift? Let's answer briefly -. By the way, the surpriser is the first surprise gift in Russia and the CIS countries, so they know their business.
It works as follows: you buy a gift that costs 1499 rubles; good people put various interesting things (both useful and pleasant) in the box for this amount; then they are sent to your city; you receive this gift and unpack together with the person to whom the gift was intended. The result - everyone gets a horse's dose of joy from a surprise. If you live with a girl, then you will enjoy watching her reaction. Just don't think there's some junk hidden in the surpriser. There you can find cool headphones, video set-top boxes, TVs and little things that are pleasant for the soul. But you must understand that the value of the gift will not exceed the money that you have invested in it.
It is easy and difficult to congratulate a man on his anniversary: it is easy if you know the tastes and hobbies of the hero of the day well, it is difficult if he takes his hobby very seriously - then you can not please. Men, as a rule, like to receive either practical gifts or cool ones - therefore, a congratulation, in which you can combine both, would be a great option for a men's anniversary.
For example, before presenting a truly valuable gift (an envelope with money or a gift certificate), you can arrange a presentation - comic presentations that talk about the profession or hobby of the hero of the day - this will surely please the culprit himself and create an atmosphere of festive fun at the table.
With the help of a funny instruction or eyeliner, you can give the hero of the day a very practical and ordinary gift in an original way: a bottle of vodka, a watch, etc. This is a great way to bring joy to the hero of the day and add variety to the series, albeit beautiful, but stereotyped wishes ..
Here are the best ideas of the Internet (thanks to the authors) on how to arrange comic congratulations with gifts for the anniversary of a man.
1. Cool gift for the hero of the day "Healing air"
(Auror A. Belimova)
For this comic gift, stock up on a three-liter jar. It needs to be rolled up (we advise you to apply a small amount of fir oil on the back of the lid, so that when you open the can, a barely perceptible aroma of pine forest is actually heard from it); stick a label on it with the following content: “Healing air of a pine forest. The content of ozone is 2 percent, oxygen - 23, carbon dioxide - 0.03 percent. Volume 3 liters. Use within an hour of opening.
You should not immediately show this present to the birthday man. First, read the following terms to him:
“- If you want to feel young at any age, you need to have an excellent pulse.
- If you want to feel young at any age and admire beautiful girls, you need one hundred percent vision.
- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls and walk with them in the park, you need strong legs.
- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls, walk with them in the park and kiss them hard - you need fresh breath.
“And if you want to enjoy all this, you need to breathe deeply!”
And only after that you hand over a three-liter jar, loudly announcing its contents and purpose.
2. A comic gift for a man "Miracle slippers with instructions"
(Author K. Cheregoshkina)
You can also give your beloved man ordinary slippers by attaching a cool instruction or a memo in a beautifully designed version to them:
"Men's slippers. Our sizeless slippers, easily adapting to the shape and length of your foot, will give you confidence, emphasize your individuality and complement the image of a real man in an unexpected way.
- Not a single woman will resist you if you are shod in slippers of our production!
- Our slippers heal not only the body, but also the soul: they are recommended for tired feet with delicate skin as a remedy for fatigue, calluses, cracks and other problems.
- Slippers are made of environmentally friendly material, they provide comfortable wearing all year round: they are warm in winter, not hot in summer. Feet supercooled in winter in our slippers will reach a healthy body temperature in a minimum period of time. The soft sole of the product contributes to silent movement, which is important at night.
- Incredibly luxurious and stylish colors, in which this model is sustained, will satisfy the most refined taste of the finest connoisseur and connoisseur of fashion. It has a beneficial effect on the nervous and visual systems, without destroying or irritating them.
- Our slippers will be your best assistant in a delicate situation and will hide unpleasant surprises: whether it be holes in socks, unwashed feet or uncut nails.
- As a result of many years of research, it has been proven that when putting on our slippers, stress hormones die in the human body. Our slippers are yours formula for success and happiness
- Be careful! Can induce a feeling of bliss!
- Wear it with pleasure!
3. Congratulations on gifts for the hero of the day-motorist.
Leading: The life of our hero of the day is directly related to intersections, traffic lights
and road signs. After all, the profession of a driver is life on wheels!
What to wish you 
ditel,
For a birthday, an anniversary?
Be in shape, our car enthusiast,
Step on the gas and don't worry.
Gas pedal we give the hero of the day this very minute. Expensive...!
So that the traffic police do not have to
To draw up protocol here today,
You have to drink and drive...
Coca-Cola drink!
(The hero of the day is given a jar of Coca-Cola.)
Let this bewitching drink cool you in hot weather, but it will not be able to quench your thirst for travel!
(Guest applause.)
Given that a car is the brainchild of any car enthusiast, we decided to give the hero of the day a few useful things.
Dear hero of the day!
We give it wheel,
Put it in the spare.
(Kalach baked in the form of a wheel is awarded.)
Well, so that the patrol does not get to the bottom,
We hand you this spare wheel.
(The bagel is handed.)
After watching cool series about truckers,
We think it will be useful fuels and lubricants.
(A bottle of vegetable oil and vodka are given.)
Now the driver's transport is fully equipped and you can safely hit the road.
(Source: scenariev.net)
4. Comic congratulations "The hero of the day is our baby!"
Here in front of you baby 
Baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.
To keep your head from freezing
We will pull on the cap deftly. (give a cap)
So that nothing else happens
And from below the linen would not get wet,
Well, what are you laughing at, who doesn't happen to?
Pampers, in general, will not hurt us (give a diaper)
And if a bad mood comes
How to soothe a child in an instant?
The pacifier in the mouth, so as not to scream
I knew that life and more silent (gives a pacifier)
(Source: menshiy.ru)
5. Congratulations from friends with a comic gift
We thought we were wondering 
The whole evening they talked:
What does a person need
Crossed the 50-year milestone???
Is happiness in trinkets -
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small cottage by the river,
Or on a ring finger?
Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!
We drove to the store
And we bought a present!
Miracle apron - wallet,
You try it on my friend!!!
The apron itself is good
You will find six pockets!
The first "FOR FRIENDS" pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive
When there is nothing to pour!!!
For "LOVE" the second pocket!
there lies a big surprise!
So that the soul does not go out the stove!
Here's a candle earring for you!
And a banknote for flowers,
To be ready for sex!
Our third pocket "PARENTS"
Call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!
And the fourth "OUR CHILDREN"
And keep a pocket for them!
Children need what guys?
Well, of course, money!
The fifth pocket here is "WORK"
Our main concern!
Buy a ticket for yourself!
Not one, but three at once!
And the sixth pocket is "YOUR"
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp on you
Not even a ruble was hidden.
Accept a gift from us
Remember us with a kind word.
happy birthday congratulations
And we want to live richly!
(Source: forum.in-ku.com)
(For donating a set of socks, see the link)
6. Comic photo session of the hero of the day with hats.
(hats for this congratulation can be given to the hero of the day, or you can simply beat their presentation for a photo shoot and entertainment)
Birthday has come
And the question before us arose,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)
Oh, what a hat of tenderness,
Men to watch.
But it looks like it's out of season.
Summer style hat
Why won't I give it
And then I'll give you a bandana! (bandana)
Here in a bandana you are beautiful,
Just somehow so playful.
No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
Connection with sports will be strong,
If we donate a cap! (cap)
Why do you need a cap now
And she sits softly
Yes, and the color is not the topic at all,
No, let's drop this one.
To be funny then
Cap you need to give
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester (cap)
He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
It's a royal crown! (crown)
7. Exclusive gift "Watch - idea generator"
You can give the birthday man an unusual watch, absolutely exclusive, because you need to make it yourself. As a basis for a gift, you need to buy a large wall clock, then order good quality pictures that will depict the main dreams of the birthday man, for example, a car, an apartment, a summer house, a good wife and many children - these will be larger pictures. Other dreams and desires - a heaped up TV, a fashionable breed dog or a TV dish - make a smaller scale.
Then all these prepared pictures need to be pasted instead of numbers on the dial. If the area allows, then in the center of the clock place an indelible inscription in the following way: “This is not the time to dream! It's time to act!"
8. Cool congratulations with gifts to the attendant "Come to the bath soon!"
This is a congratulation from friends with whom the hero of the day goes to the bath together - they read in turn, if there are few people, then two or three times.
1. We know that the hero of the day
He loves to take a bath!
There is a broom and a beer ... ..
We love the bath!
2. In the evening we leave the bathhouse
And ... .. name ... father. also with us
All muzzles are red,
Feeling great!
3. We came to congratulate you
It is immediately obvious: straight from the bath,
To make a toast
Well, drink and eat!
4. Be happier than everyone in the world,
Be always in the circle of friends
So that we all have to celebrate
Your 100th Anniversary!
5. We did not come here in vain,
Here are the gifts brought
Take them soon
Pour us a cup!
6. To have a lot of money,
If you suddenly feel sad
Health, happiness to be
Here's a gift for you, friend! (give a broom)
7. Decided to give a broom
Pour foamy beer
And a bar of soap.
To make it more fun! (gives soap)
- Accept congratulations
On this glorious anniversary
And no later than Sunday
Come to the bath soon!
(Source: forum.vkmonline.com)
(If you arrange a few surprises on this topic, then it will come in handy andfrom this collection)
9. A cool gift from close friends is a basin.
For the anniversary, we give a basin, it will always be just right.
You can wash the floors in it, you can milk the cows,
You can pick berries, burp after drinking,
You can wash with him in the baths, he will come in handy there,
You can wash clothes in it, you can wash your ass,
You can sow flour in it and hang it on a bitch
You can ride down the hill, it will always come in handy,
And how will it be (50.60...) we will come to you again,
Prepare okroshka for us, but find a bigger spoon,
We will pour okroshka into a basin, and we will celebrate the anniversary,
In general, you keep it, do not break it, do not crush it,
Do not leave it in the yard and put it away,
Congratulations on your anniversary, we want to drink everything now,
Who is from the pile, who is from what, and we will drink from him.
(source: mastervo.ru)
10. Presentation of bath accessories as a gift.
Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a bowl, a thermometer.
First: Who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a band of bath attendants!
Third: Let's all warm up.
Come on people, be brave!
Fourth: Very dirty people here...
Fifth: Sign up five years ahead!
Sixth: But today is an exception.
And this message...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (Name)- hero of the day!
First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Trim harder, we don't mind
Unless you're a fool
You'll be red like cancer! (gives a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, eh, uh, emits, brothers, the spirit!
Second: We give a hat on curls,
And when there are no curls,
Cover your bald head with a hat -
You will be a fucking hero! (gives a bath hat)
Together: Eh, wow, ah, oh, and the park is not bad at all!
Third: To get rid of fat from the sides -
We urgently give a massager,
Oh sorry massager
So that you always rub your body! (give a massage mitt)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, you quickly steam fat!
Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice
Englishmen, simple guys,
No need to scare your heels! (gives penza)
Together: Ah, uh, oh, eh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath!
Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it gets hot
He drank beer from it,
This day would be remembered!
Together: Oh, ah, eh, wow, we would have a broom, like fluff!
Sixth: If suddenly you overdid
And more than succumbed to the park,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe even go wild!
Together: Wow, oh, oh, oh, the last stroke of the broom!
First: You, (Name), our friend,
Pour a full glass!
We have something to pay -
We can give a broom! (hand over their brooms).
11. Original congratulations on the gift of vodka to the hero of the day.
Alcoholic drinks, as a gift option for a man, are very common, but here you can excel, you just need to show a little imagination. For a purchased bottle of vodka, you need to order a special label from the printing house, which will contain the name of the anniversary drink, which must include the name, first name and patronymic or surname of the hero of the occasion. It is quite appropriate to add to the title a photograph stylized with the help of Photoshop as a portrait of the President of the Russian Federation, Stenka Razin or Peter the Great.
You can also colorfully arrange all the documents that will be attached to the gift: “composition”, “rules of use and “recommendations”, which should be solemnly counted when presenting vodka.
Gift lead:
“In order to get this magnificent product, the best minds of the enterprise took the most wonderful components - “transparency”, so that the life of the hero of the day would be like the height and depth of the spring sky. May clouds never come over him. They took the "fortress" because it is needed in overcoming life's difficulties. Added "degrees" so that they are always at around +100 and above, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the hero of the day. “Easy digestibility”, so that all good, kind, bright things come to his house. And "slight dizziness" from happiness, love and fun.
Rules for using vodka:
Then you should use it:
a) when the soul requests;
b) when the soul is tired;
c) when the soul sings;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
e) in special cases.
1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself upright;
2. Hide from children under 16 and from the wife;
3. Keep away from fire;
4. Consume undiluted, always with a good snack;
5. With excessive libations - poisonous ..
12. A set of comic gifts for congratulating a man.
Just for the sake of fun, friends give the birthday man a whole scattering - little things.
Although you are the hero of the day today,
The laurel wreath does not shine for you.
You'd better accept a bunch of bay leaves from us (give a bay leaf)
Do not think to be angry with us -
A nail is useful in the household (give a nail)
Wanted to donate a flashlight
But we only found a ball (give a ball)
When you go for a walk
So that your trousers do not sleep,
You have with you
This pin of steel (gives pin)
Pour this into a glass
And drink slowly (gives a glass)
After a glass of snack -
The matter is very important.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin (gives a napkin)
And for sweets we have
Got some candy for you (gives candy)
You got flowers, roses.
They don't wither in the cold (give a card with roses)
And I didn't know...
It shocked me! Indeed, as soon as they gave it, troubles began to happen ...
Just one thank you is not enough! I am grateful to you like no one else! I don’t know how it happened - I just followed the advice and they helped me a lot! How happy I am now!
I have always wondered how such predictions can be so true! This is completely true! It all came together, it's so cool! I advised my girlfriends, they also turned out 100%!
We constantly receive gifts and often give them to others. But are all gifts good for us? Can everything be accepted? There are enough signs and superstitions about this, and we decided to find out what is actually true.
What does a gift mean
Ilona Cauldre says: "Rejoice in some gifts, but beware of others." She explained that there are gifts that carry a pronounced negative energy and can bring trouble. It is best to refuse such gifts and in no case give them to anyone. Let's figure out what these things are.
7 DANGEROUS GIFTS
Knives
This gift is considered a bad omen. Knives, scissors and other sharp objects a person should buy for himself as needed. The tip attracts negative energy and accumulates it, which can adversely affect the recipient of this gift. Bad energy can even cause a relationship to end.
Watch
It would seem that they are just counting the time. But besides this, the clock also tends to stop. It is believed that a watch as a gift can symbolize the end of a happy life. If the donor is very insistent, then it is best to give him a few coins for this gift, as if buying it.
Gloves
It would seem that an ordinary wardrobe item, but not everything is so simple. Often gloves are used in rituals, the purpose of which is to control the human mind. Do not give or receive gloves.
Wallet
With such a gift, you can go around the world. Giving an empty wallet is the worst money omen. If you already thought up to give, then at least put a couple of coins there. Such a gift should also be paid off in order to maintain good luck in financial matters.
Mirror
A mystical item used in many rituals. Even too mystical to give and receive as a gift just like that. It is believed that a mirror can take away beauty and youth. In addition, such a gift may be part of a rite directed against you.
It is especially worth being wary of old mirrors, because you don’t know whose, and most importantly, what kind of energy it stores in itself.
Pearl
It is better to buy such an ornament yourself, otherwise troubles cannot be avoided. It is believed that a gift of pearls can attract loss and disease. In many countries, it is a symbol of the inconsolable tears of widows and orphans. It is better not to accept such a gift at all.
Handkerchief
This item is a symbol of tears and sadness, which means it carries a very bad energy.
You can believe it or not - it's up to you. But it is still better to play it safe and avoid such gifts. If you still believe in omens, be sure to read our selection of birthday omens from Alena Kurilova.
The main thing is that the gift was made from the heart, then it will bring only happiness and joy. Be careful and take care of yourself!