Happy birthday greetings to a friend: cool, funny, in your own words. Funny birthday greetings to a friend Happy birthday greetings to a best friend

Itchy nose in the morning
So it's time to celebrate!
There is a reason, and a good one -
It's your birthday!

And I want to wish
Don't lose optimism
Be happy like an elephant
And make a million!

Happy birthday, buddy!
Be the most healthy and very loved,
Calm, caring, unique,
Not very serious, funny and cheerful,
In business, the very first and ... just cool!

What to wish a good friend
Who has a birthday today?
Find a great girlfriend
And let the bad luck end!

Luck will come to her place,
And bring a lot of happiness!
In short, no feather, no fluff,
May you always be lucky!

Friends are different
beautiful, terrible,
touchy, kind,
Calm and cheerful

But we are forward looking
Others are real!
And on this birthday
I wish you luck!

How little we need in life!
A good car, a yacht and a house,
Gorgeous girl nearby
And happily live in that house!

Yes, some more money
So that life is like a pleasure!
Here is what I want
To you, my friend, on your birthday!

I don't like high-flown phrases
And yet I want to tell you:
Dude, being your friend is just class!
Otherwise, I won't be lucky!

You are the best friend, I said it all.
On your birthday, I want to wish you -
May everything that you dreamed come true
And let any mountain be on the shoulder!

Shame on you, friend?
You are a birthday today!
And the knock of a glass is not heard
Or the clink of marvelous glasses.

That's not the point... Pour it up!
Let's celebrate this holiday!
Let the neighbors knock on us -
They will be penalized for this!

Congratulations, my faithful friend!
Birthday is on the doorstep!
Train your neighbors' nerves
And for dancing legs!

Lexus, Maybach and Ferrari
Others have already wished
I will be, friend, more real -
I want a material paradise!

Apartment, car and cottage,
Salon, shop and stall in addition
I want to buy soon
To our birthday gifts for you!

I wish, my friend, that your dreams come true
So that in the car the gas tank fills up by itself,
So that the engine does not junk, works rhythmically,
To make your car fly like a bird.

Let there be booze and fun
But without a hangover.
Let the girls be beautiful
But not jealous.
Let there be beauty in life
Happy Birthday Buddy!

May the world be sunny
And a happy birthday.
I wish you success
I'm waiting for an invitation to the holiday.

I wish everyone to love, fall in love,
Get married, have sex.
Then be fruitful, multiply,
And also have sex.
Give yourself up to work with passion,
And then have sex.
Enjoy the blessings of life
And have sex zealously.
All that I dreamed about, wait,
And still have sex.
And don't give up when you get older! -
Get old, but have sex!
... It's time, perhaps, to round off:
Invited to have sex.

One bottle, two bottles!
Happy birthday Friend!
Let it not be a hole in life
Your full pocket!

Three bottles and four...
We are already sailing with you
To tomorrow in our world
It was a very long break!

Five bottles and sixth...
What… still you wish…?
May your whole life be in sartir
It will be easy, your mother ...

Seven along the way and the eighth ...
Somehow I can't see you...
Where are you? Well traitor...
I spit... I hate it!

happy birthday congratulations
And with all our hearts we wish:
Siberian to be healthy,
Live long in Caucasian style
Gypsy to be cheerful
And drink vodka in Russian!

To eat and drink
To want and be able
So that everyone and everywhere
It was with whom and it was where!

Something imperceptibly changed
It's like someone has grown by a year.
What's the pandemonium at the door?
It's just your birthday today.
How can we congratulate you now
By the ears we will drag with love,
And your person is popular
We want regular love!

Buddy! I wish you always had something to stick out your trousers! ...
..I meant wallet

Be who you are:
For friends - a good friend,
Home - loving spouse
And a caring father
And in bed - well done!

Buddy, I wish you cool parties
Merry beautiful Ol, Mash and Irinok
Boring winter, flying summer
I wish to be fashionably and stylishly dressed
Tickets happy always and everywhere
And so that friends help out in trouble!

Dear colleague
Know that we are always ready to come to your rescue...
…And the more revenue, the better!

Congratulations! I wish you
The strength of male and female attention,
Business to develop to the scale of the universe,
Cold beer in a warm company.
One more time about women's attention...
Bourgeois money in a leather wallet,
Less in life to meet frostbitten,
A cool wheelbarrow and green light,
(To beer, I forgot, more salty)
Soak our enemies all in the toilet,
And, accordingly, world peace!

I wish you looked like a salad!...
...Cool peppers with cabbage!

Happy birthday to a friend should be special. It is worth telling a loved one about your warm attitude towards him, noting his best qualities and, of course, wishing him all the best and brightest. You can also remember the various fun, joyful moments experienced together.

Funny birthday greetings to a friend are very relevant. It is a close friend whom a person has known for a long time who will react best to wishes-jokes and probably will not see anything offensive in them.

Cool congratulations have one main feature - they cheer you up, allow you to have fun and forget about the existing ones for a while life problems. This is very important for every person on his birthday.

If the congratulator is invited to a large-scale holiday with a large number of guests, then in the presence of other people he can read just a funny wish in order to amuse those around him and the hero of the occasion himself. And only then, in private, tell the birthday man warmer touching words from the heart, which he is embarrassed to voice in public.

  1. Itchy nose in the morning, So it's time to celebrate! There is a reason, and a good one - It's your birthday! And I want to wish you not to lose optimism, be happy, like an elephant, and earn a million!
  2. Ordering a striptease is a thrill, Such a gift is just a drive! But there is a flow of energy, He is the most cheerful congratulation! In addition to the money in the wallet, Wishing strength in the fist, Lipstick on the cheek, And a lot of whiskey on the table. A carbon monoxide portrait on the wall, Brains at least a centner in my head, And an island somewhere in the distance, And only peace in the whole world!
  3. What to wish a good friend, Who has a birthday today? Find a gorgeous girlfriend, And let it end badly! Luck will come to her place, And bring a lot of happiness! In short, no pen, no fluff, May you always be lucky!
  4. The finger reflex worked, And he wrote a funny text. He fit on a piece of paper, Such a solid congratulations! Be rich like a sheikh Then you will get your success. Play on the stock exchanges very boldly Big money in this business. Watch your body and swing, Achieve success in love, Let your friends always call, And amuse you with news, Be satisfied with your personal life, Grade her only “excellent”!

How to congratulate in your own words

Some congratulators decide to abandon beautiful poems and choose wishes for a friend in their own words. They always sound especially sincere, even if hesitations occur in the process, a person is embarrassed and worried.

But not every congratulator is able to compose and voice a worthy wish to his friend right on the go while presenting a gift. To avoid embarrassment, it is worth preparing your congratulations in advance. You can compose it yourself or seek help from texts already written by experienced writers. The latter can be found today in large numbers. It remains only to choose the appropriate one in all respects for a particular situation.

A congratulation can be nominal, anniversary or even neutral, not tied to any specific date and person.

Regardless of the option chosen, it is worth starting your speech with a warm, sincere appeal to the birthday man. For example, you can decline his name or simply call the hero of the occasion “beloved friend”, “dear friend”.

  1. Happy Birthday! I wish you a hundred reasons for happiness, a thousand reasons for fun and a million opportunities for a carefree life. Remain always and everywhere yourself and take care of the person in you. Be free in thoughts, actions, feelings. Live with your soul, dream with your heart, smile at your thoughts. Let life be a beautiful song. I treasure our friendship!
  2. My dear friend, happy birthday! I would like to wish you everything that is missing for complete happiness, so that all ideas and plans come true. I wish you huge material income, strong vitality, positive actions, the most sincere and devoted love and, of course, confidence in the future. I wish you not to need anything and go boldly as a winner in life.
  3. Happy Birthday Buddy! I wish to remain the same humane, sincere, kind. Let only good people meet on your life path, and evil bypasses. May luck accompany everything, and each undertaking ends in success. May love always live in your heart. And, of course, the lion's health to you and fortitude!

Sincere and touching congratulations

For the best friend, you can choose the most different variants birthday greetings. If people are close and have been friends for a long time, then touching, tender, sincere wishes. They will surely cause a smile from the hero of the occasion, and perhaps even tears of tenderness.

beautiful, sincere congratulations should be prepared in advance. In this case, it will not be enough to simply choose touching poem and write it on a postcard. It is advisable to memorize the text you like and rehearse its expressive beautiful reading several times.

Even better, accompany your congratulations with a touching photo and / or video. To do this, you will need to delve into the archive and find joint pictures with the birthday man.

They can be funny or even very funny, official, from a distant childhood, ordinary household and any other. The main rule is not to choose those photographs in which the hero of the occasion turned out very unsuccessfully. Otherwise, such a present may unpleasantly hurt him, no matter how beautiful and sincere the congratulations turn out to be.

Beautiful wishes against the background of funny photos and favorite music of the birthday boy always sound very touching. Such congratulations are especially remembered by the friend himself, and by all the people invited to the celebration.

  1. I want to wish you In life, do not give up at all, Be the first always, everywhere, All ideas - to be embodied. Happiness - to over the edge, It does not happen much. Life is like a paradise around, Where the flowers are fragrant. And in the tasks - All solutions to find. Let good luck accompany you, hold her by the tail!
  2. Be happy, friend, with all my heart I wish you success, faith, strength and kindness. Today is your birthday, congratulations! Be the same as you are, always. May you never leave Neither the strength of the body, nor the iron of the will. You know, friend, it happens in any way, But, no matter what happens, I'm with you. May all bad memory be erased, May only a miracle await you in the future. Let fate smile on you more than once And save you from all sorts of adversities.
  3. Let not eighteen strike, But this, of course, does not matter. The years of a man are wealth of wisdom, If the soul were pure and young. Health, friend, and a million without surrender! May your blood be forever hot. Let luck accompany you And endless love shines. So that he never breaks into meanness, To believe in kindness and miracles And he always knows where the enemy has covered himself with a mask, And where are the voices of relatives and friends. Happy birthday dear! In the wide world, Wherever you are - even near, even far away, As long as friends live in the wide world, You will never be alone!

Short congratulations and small poems

You can effectively and brightly congratulate a friend on his birthday even with a short wish text in prose or a quatrain. Options small congratulations Great for sending in SMS messages, emails. You can also place them on a friend's personal page on social networks, supplementing the following text beautiful postcard or a festively decorated birthday photo.

You need to try to choose only suitable options for wishes. For example, it is inappropriate for a married friend to desire love. It is better to formulate it differently: to carry love through the years, to keep strong feelings, etc.

  1. Happy birthday! I wish you good luck in business, In life, so that everything is easy for you to get, A lot of strength and health, patience, kindness, To achieve everything that you only dreamed of.
  2. Goodness and success, And true friends, Smiles and laughter - It's more fun to live like this! I wish you all the best on your birthday, May every step be true in fate!
  3. May you have enough of everything, And health is only getting stronger, Life is bright and beautiful, Joy, good luck, happiness.
  4. Happy birthday, fighting spirit, Immense, great happiness. Faithful, wide road And so that there is a lot of health!
  5. On my birthday, from the bottom of my heart, let me congratulate you, my friend, on your holiday! Be happy! Live loving! I wish you victories. Smile! Hugs!

You can make such a wish yourself, both in prose and in poetic form. For example, start it by referring to a friend - by name, nickname adopted in a common company, or simply by the words "buddy", "friend", "our dear" and other suitable ones.

Further, it will be relevant to list your wishes to the hero of the occasion. It is better to start them beautifully with the words “let”, “wish”, “want to wish”. Then it remains only to list all kinds of joys that should appear in the life of the birthday boy in the near future: happiness, luck, love, health, joy, luck.

Writing a really funny birthday greeting to a friend is by no means so easy. To do this, you need to have not only a good sense of humor, but also the ability to beautifully put words into sentences, and sentences into rhyme. So think carefully about whether it is worth taking on such a thing on your own. If you doubt your creativity, then perhaps a better solution would be to take a ready-made version of congratulations and present it as your own?

This section contains various ones that can serve you well. You don't have to pay for anything, you don't have to send anything. All poems are absolutely open and available to everyone. Take it, congratulate and enjoy the laughter of the birthday man and the deafening cackle of the guests.

We guarantee that no matter what funny birthday greetings to a friend you take from us, it will definitely cause everyone's approval. The main thing is that it will contribute to raising the mood of the hero of the occasion. The rest is not so important, right? Now you just have to choose the most successful version of the comical rhyme and congratulate your friend with it. Everything is as simple as ever!


I will not wish for banal things.
I wish you to burn like that in life,
So that there, at the top, heaven was stunned
For an encore, they wanted to repeat everything.

So that everything is in chocolate and gingerbread,
So that the super beauty loves you.
And with her you are awesome and cool annealed.
Good luck to you! Happy birthday, friend!


Itchy nose in the morning
So it's time to celebrate!
There is a reason, and a good one -
It's your birthday!

And I want to wish
Don't lose optimism
Be happy like an elephant
And make a million!


Let the wallet break from the currency
Let not enough night for comfort
Let everything be not somehow, but cool,
More beautiful than these and those.

Let the weekend be more weekdays
And the birthday lasts all year,
Be happy - it's not difficult, you know,
And everyone is happy, like a well-fed cat!


I wish you a birthday
Break your stomach with laughter
In love affairs
Sustainable success!

Let on your banknotes
There will be a lot of zeros
Let the money in your pockets
They breed like rabbits.


Happy Birthday, my friend!
There will be many friends
Very cute, groovy
Sexy and dashing.

Let there be many friends
Bright holiday lights.
Fashion clothes, euros, wheelbarrows.
Only this way and not otherwise!


Well, my friend, on your birthday,
Please accept congratulations:
Let the wallet be full
So that you can pay for everything.

You occupy a high post -
Help family and friends!
Bentley merrily rudders -
May your dreams come true!


You are in any situation
Hold me and understand
I always calmly with you:
You will never let you down!

May every turn in life
No matter how cool he is
Always leads to the best!
Be happy and love fate!


You can do a lot
You can't sleep until the morning
And in any computer,
You can play cards
Can you drive a car
You with the remote
And a shopping cart
Drives badly without you
Happy birthday, congratulations
I am your good friend
You are the only one I know
There are no such friends around!

How valuable in today's bustling world is the concept of true friendship, a reliable reliable shoulder nearby. But friendship requires constant confirmation of devotion, a reminder of one's feelings and affection. A friend's birthday can be a good reason to bring a fresh stream into friendships. You can come up with cool birthday greetings for a friend on your own, and then your gift will not only become unforgettable for the birthday person, but will also surprise everyone present. Such congratulations can be in poetic form, or prose. Handmade gifts are always unique. The text of congratulations can be formatted as a small original postcard or a huge poster.


If you want, believe
you want - do not believe
An animal is roaming around somewhere.
He does not live in a dense forest,
Powerful in Russian.
This animal is called "moose"
- It's been that way for a long time.
May "ELSE" be with you,
To eat and sleep,
For three to drink,
To want and be able,
So that happiness does not end,
About good to dream
To make things work,
So that everything always comes true.


I wish that GO-GO!
And never OXO-XO!
A little AX! Well, you can wow!
To be breathtaking.
Of course, to be "WOW!!!"
And to FU is very little.
So that sometimes "THIS IS YES!"
"WOW!" - not nonsense
"CAN'T BE!" - it's real,
“YES HIM!” Let it be virtual.
"WOW!" - to often surprise
"ALL WELL, PIPETS"! - didn't get it.


I want to drink on this day
Get lost in your apartment.
Friends, relatives do not recognize
And not find your bed.


Usually a day so big
Which is called birthday
Friends with an open mind
You are congratulated.
So let life be pure
And let it be brighter every day
And so that the beauty of life
She came to you as a gift!


On your birthday, congratulations from us - this is the time.
We helmet good words- that's two.
Being ahead all the time is three.
To live with everyone in friendship, in peace - it seems to be four.
Never lose heart is a five.
Multiply all that is - it's six.
Being attentive to everyone is seven.
Always be in normal weight is eight, nine, ten.
Well, in addition to this -
Happiness, joy, good luck!


Happy birthday!
Happiness, joy, luck!

And health and good luck!
Live better and richer!

Be successful and happy
Kind, young, beautiful!

Love life and don't give up
And smile more!

If something does not roll -
Contact us, we'll fix it!


Freaky moods,
Have a cool holiday
Love to the point of dizziness
Happy Birthday!


May you always have cash.
What you spend them on is a personal matter ...
Perhaps you will buy a house, a car, a cottage,
And then treat your friends for change!

You don’t know how to congratulate a friend on his holiday, I suggest sending a funny and cool birthday greeting, a friend will definitely like such an SMS gift. On your birthday, you can send your best friend not only a short message, but also a musical prank.

Vulgar and funny may be suitable for a childhood friend if you have a good and trusting relationship with him. In any case, a humorous wish will always bring a smile to the addressee's face.

Funny birthday greetings to a friend

It is not always possible to pick up a congratulation to a friend in verse, sometimes you have to compose suitable lines in your own words, in prose. And so, girls and boys, here are a few options that you can copy for free and send on your birthday to a friend from a friend.

Happy Birthday, my friend!

Beats the key let life around:

Dreams come true

Difficulties will become simple.

Be always on top -

Everyday and everywhere

Let the holiday bring happiness

Enough for the whole year!

I wish my friends to always help out.

Live more cheerfully, forget about sorrows.

Let there be a stable source of income

And the bad weather does not scare you.

Let life be bright and a sea of ​​\u200b\u200bevents,

And there are many more discoveries to come.

My nose itched in the morning

So it's time to celebrate!

There is a reason, and a good one -

It's your birthday!

And I want to wish

Don't lose optimism

Be happy like an elephant

And make a million!

Friends are different -

beautiful, terrible,

touchy, kind,

Calm and cheerful

But we are forward looking

Others are real!

And on this birthday

I wish you luck!

Congratulations, my faithful friend!

Birthday is on the doorstep!

Train your neighbors' nerves

And for dancing legs!

Let the wallet break from the currency,

Let not enough night for comfort

Let everything be not somehow, but cool,

More beautiful than these and those.

Let the weekend be more weekdays

And the birthday lasts all year,

Be happy - it's not difficult, you know,

And everyone is happy, like a well-fed cat!

My friend, happy birthday to you! Don't be sad!

Rather, invite your friends to “beer”!

After all, there is nothing stronger than male friendship,

We will share the joy and beer with you!

We wish you only cool parties!

Beautiful, not boring Natashas, ​​Marinok!

A chic car, so that it’s cool to “walk”,

Good luck, like a shadow wandered behind you!

Happy tickets anytime, anywhere!

Friends to always help out in trouble!

Short and funny congratulations to a friend on his birthday

If your family friend has a great sense of humor, I suggest wishing him a happy birthday in a cool and fun way. Here is one of the options, these are musical pranks on the phone for 100 rubles or send a message to the phone with humor and jokes.

We are happy to celebrate your birthday

Very striking, albeit festive, work,

We will sing songs as long as there is enough strength,

And drink beer at the festive table.

Wish you live

Pleasant and relaxed!

And so that your wallet

It was packed very tightly!

I wish you a good journey

Go through difficulties with friends

Health so as not to take

And never lose heart!

I wish to live without sorrow,

Nerves so as not to let us down,

To avoid problems

So that you live like a superman

To keep the money running

And all plans succeeded

I liked the work

There was no concern at all!

I wish you not to get sick

Have a lot of dollars in the bank

In a relationship of affection and peace

And how many children the apartment can accommodate.

And with my beloved so that everything goes smoothly,

At work, everything is always in order.

Let the children be obedient

Let your enemies forget about you

May every day bring joy

And the heart only asks for a holiday.

With the sun, let there be peace

And a happy birthday.

I wish you success

I'm waiting for an invitation to the holiday.

D friend, as the song says,

If necessary, he moaned, but held,

May you achieve many more peaks,

Soul rod, so that it does not give cracks!

Funny birthday greetings to best friend

Perhaps someone will say that there is no friendship between a guy and a girl, but this is partially not true, depending on what kind of relationship we are talking about. And yet, the best friend is different from the school one, so for him I have collected warm and funny birthday wishes for him.

Your temper has been known to us for a long time,

In everything you go right to the goal.

You know life is not from the movies,

And he actually tested it.

Your birthday is a step

Which means another milestone.

We want to wish you -

Health, happiness and good luck!

I want beer in the bath

At the bar, at home on the couch.

Beer in mugs, beer in cans

With breadcrumbs and ram

With spicy cheese, with shish kebabs.

But it's best with friends!

Since we have only one life

Live boldly - old man:

Fart loudly, sneeze loudly

Cut to…. fluff,

Smell, drink, walk, fight,

Every day is like a horse ... b.

Remember we have only one life

Happy Birthday to You!

My nose itched in the morning

So it's time to celebrate!

There is a reason, and a good one -

It's your birthday!

And I want to wish

Don't lose optimism

Be happy like an elephant

And make a million!

Let it be on your birthday

Just a sea of ​​pleasure

Glasses with vodka, mugs with beer

cute girlfriends

Songs, dances until you drop!

Is there anything else we need?

Wish you a sea of ​​beer

And an ocean of snacks

To make life fun

Cool, foamy, delicious

For friends to walk

By the sea in shorts

And the place was called

Your beer spa!

Cool sms happy birthday for a friend

SMS congratulations to the phone are of two types - audio and for reading, I suggest studying the second option. These little verses of congratulations can be sent to a close friend, boyfriend and family friend.

There is a lot of health, do not get sick!

Get a tan in the south in the summer!

Get paid more!

Ride the family in a red Porsche!

I want to wish you on your birthday

Great to be your mood

In work hours and in minutes of idleness

On weekdays, in the morning, and in the midst of fun

With my beloved in a cafe, in the boss's office

With a thin wallet, with a thick wallet

And if you still start to lose heart

Without delay, best friends need to be called!

It would seem, well, what is it -

Call, meet, chat...

But I'm easy and cool with you,

And better friend I don't know!

May you always have cash

What you spend them on is a personal matter.

Perhaps you will buy a house, a car, a cottage,

And then treat your friends for change!

P accept, friend, SMS-ku!

In it I want to wish

Hurry up to find a bride

Play a magnificent wedding!

With the best friend in the world,

Let any disease go away

Be healthy and don't get sick

Celebrate your birthday!

From today, on the occasion of the birthday

I wish you, friend: love,

In all great luck,

And so that all the hardships are gone!

This small collection of poems has been put together for you, my readers. I hope you enjoyed funny congratulations happy birthday to a friend, any man is pleased to receive a beautiful and funny sms wishes from a friend. Choose the most humorous, send it to a birthday person on a mobile phone, wish him good luck and success in a funny way.