Best birthday wishes. Funny congratulations to a friend with humor Funny birthday greetings to a friend

Let happiness stick to you
Well, let the fart hug you tighter,
And so that all changes in fate
They made your days brighter, easier.

So that you can shoe a flea
And kept in check for good luck.
Happy Birthday! Love, beauty
And health, it means a lot.

No time to think about wrinkles
On the day of birth
great man,
There are none in the world today.

Less disappointment
Always be young at heart
And so that the trees of wishes
Bearing real fruit.

More reasons to laugh
No matter what the insidious fate brings.
So that from you as long as possible
The sand hasn't fallen yet.

Your birthday
Your family is at the table.
There are appetizers and desserts
In the bag - puffy envelopes.

Let there be fun, laughter,
Let success be with you.
And in general, today you -
The most important "navel of the Earth"!

Although you are a man and big,
I want to live like in a fairy tale:
Drink only cognac with caviar,
Have a harem for affection.
Beloved beauty let
Will become your wife
Such that envy caused
Any man.

I want to be heard at work
Lucky from God
Monthly salary as income
At the rich man in 3 years,

Drive with friends on the seas
And the ball in his estate,
Drink whiskey, vodka and walk -
And the pulse stays the same.

Ferrari, Lotus, Escalade -
Let your garage be decorated
Good health for 100 years
And the years only paint!

Let everything be as it should be.
More happiness and love.
Face fortune, not back
Meets you on the way.

To open all doors
Opportunities - well, a dime a dozen!
To avoid problems.
We'll all win them all.

So that the young ladies smile more often,
And you could smile back at them.
So that they do not swear with health ...
And so that the pot cooks properly.

On the birthday of a man
What can you wish for?
To be worthy, brave, strong,
Let the bed not be empty.

Rest as much as possible
Banya, beer, barbecue.
Stay positive
Here is such a congratulations!

Happy Valentine's Day
More specifically, happy birthday!
And I want organic
Smart, pretty women.

Earn a million
buy a car,
Do not miss your happiness.
Live well and richly.

Let there be little work
And income is growing faster.
To lift the mood
All the good things to come.

And ahead, believe me, so much
Kaifovy days and evenings.
Don't keep the bad guy in you
Be ready for pleasure.

So that I could, I always wanted to.
I wish you everything without borders
And to meet your charm
And if so, then get married.

On a man's birthday
What can you wish for?
First things first, of course
Be healthy, thrive.

Secondly, I think it is necessary
Wish you long love.
Thirdly, so as not to become scanty
The spirit and strength would be yours.

Well, to complete everything
This little verse
I wish you wealth
A big influx of money into the house!

I wish you victory and good luck
To give back to any bandits,
Carry girls in your arms
But love only one of them!

To be respected by everyone, loved,
All thoughts of you kept
Be the coolest at work
May success await you in life!

Love, kindness, warmth and happiness,
Prosperity, laughter and wealth,
Good luck so that the beam does not disappear,
Love, fun and miracles!

Live beautifully, interestingly,
Never backing down.
Find your place under the sun
Water does not flow under the stone!

And don't hide your tears, and laugh more often,
You value and cherish your family.
Hope for the best in everything
After all, you are not a miser, not a fool.

The path shines brighter every year
Your lucky star
Let these wishes sound
Yesterday, today... and always!

I wish you happiness and good

Fortune not to leave

To have black caviar for breakfast,

And there was always enough for gasoline.

The boss so as not to saw,

And the breeze blew

So that a good friend amuses

And a pair to always have a sock!

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Live beautifully, interestingly,

Never backing down.

Find your place under the sun

Water does not flow under the stone!

And don't hide your tears, and laugh more often,

You value and cherish your family.

Hope for the best in everything

After all, you are not a miser, not a fool.

The path shines brighter every year

Your lucky star

Let these wishes sound

Yesterday, today... and always!

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Let the car be Brabus

Let everything be in joy

To rest - in the Canary Islands.

And a beauty in a peignoir

In the evenings, let him meet

Caters, feeds.

Well, to sleep less,

To relax more

And always everything in personal life

It was cool indecent

Let the engine fail

And your float is worth it!

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A man does not need much on a holiday:

Words of support, a bowl of borscht,

A beautiful wife with an elastic ass,

And a fish to be caught on live bait,

And so that the salary is always given on time,

And the mother-in-law so that the stash is not found,

And so that all the troubles of your house pass,

Well, good luck finding him!

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No intros or chants

Congratulations on "OK".

If you are in a bad mood,

If the nerves are like a club,

Call and we will come.

It only takes one call.

If everything is bad,

Well, in business you need a proc,

We will help and support -

It only takes one call.

Joy is bursting sideways -

We, friends, will immediately arrive -

It only takes one call.

If you want rest

So that smoke and float -

Do what you know very well:

It only takes one call.

And not just on birthdays.

We are with you, brother.

We wish you together:

Let everything in life be OK!

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We wish you a pleasant job

We wish you to rest on Saturdays,

We want to have both a salary and a bonus.

In bed, a wife to appreciate skills.

We wish you never give up

Joking more and not being known with sadness.

You are the best, believe me without a doubt.

With love, we will say to you: "Happy birthday!"

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No time to think about wrinkles

On the day of birth

great man,

There are none in the world today.

Less disappointment

Always be young at heart

And so that the trees of wishes

Bearing real fruit.

More reasons to laugh

No matter what the insidious fate brings,

So that from you as long as possible

The sand hasn't fallen yet.

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happy birthday congratulations

And with all my heart I wish:

A pack of greens in my pocket

And a dolphin in your bath.

Girl ... but to love,

And hit in the face less often.

To be as healthy as a bull

And he loved his friends.

Happiness, joy, good luck

And good luck to boot.

I wish you much more

I'll just say, "Congratulations!"

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We wish you always

Live full life, and then

We'll have to do more

Your birthday again.

And not once, and not twice,

Three hundred times! However, it doesn't matter

With a man like you

We don't even need flowers.

You are 100% man

And do not regret the compliments

Now we will "revenge" you,

And congratulations to give:

Always be strong and beautiful

Drink vodka, don't get dirty with beer,

Eat pork, not carrots

So that there are forces for love ...

Well, here's one for life

We wish it to flow like a river

Health, strength and luck,

And just like that, nothing else!

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What does a man need to be happy?

Beloved in life nearby.

Good, loyal friends

And none of them are gay.

A good house so that in Malta,

The car is only Maserati.

Always lucky, lucky in everything

So that the house is filled with peace.

I give congratulations, loving

After all, it's your birthday.

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Today the world has become a little brighter,

After all, on this day you saw the light of it.

Since then you have lived and made people happy

And the world did not offend you in return.

On your holiday, I want to wish

To expand the narrow circle of friends,

More joy and cute little things

And so that troubles are washed away, only smelling you.

So that your hands are warmed by the waist of fortune,

And your stomach is five-star cognac

So that female love caresses the strings of the soul,

Good health, because this is not a trifle.

I also wish you honestly, without deceit,

To flow into the hands, a golden stream flowed

And you never felt the bottom of your pocket

But only what you read from these lines.

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A man doesn't need much to be happy.

So that the wife is satisfied with the dress and lipstick,

So that children run in a spacious house,

A couple of millions to be on the book.

In order not to know how to ride a bus,

And on a visit to show your rest on the globe.

Not a single one fell from the head so that the hair.

And let everything that is listed above

There will always be, and not only mentally.

Know the answer is always you this "on the tooth":

I'm in order! I'm ok"!

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Congratulations to you personally

Let everything be fine:

Home is a cozy place

The dacha is a complete tuesok,

Wheelbarrow - black "Mercedes",

Brighter sex, less stress.

So that friends do not forget

More often visited with beer,

And the wife would not grumble,

Greeted them with a smile.

A lot of cool years live,

Don't get bored and don't grieve.

Be healthy, man

Have a strong spine!

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I want a lot of money

Good luck trouble-free,

Be smart like a genius

Health, wonderful days!

cloudless sky,

Smiles and fun

Be rich and generous.

And royal luck!

Let dreams come true

Life will be lived for the future.

And will be under your feet

Only golden sand!

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What do you want a hero?

Never lose heart

To be loved and to love.

Yes, be known as lucky.

Young enthusiasm in the body

And success in an important matter.

Plans for all - implementation,

All ideas - implementation.

Again inspired by a dream,

Have fun on your holiday.

We are with you with all our hearts.

Happy birthday dear!

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Foreign currency account in a Swiss bank

House in the Maldives, but cozy.

So that everything in life is as it should be,

The sea wave washed away all the troubles.

Health did not fail

Years did not rush like moments.

Let all the seas knee-deep...

And happy birthday, old man!

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I wish you on your birthday

A crowd of friends for the mood

Mulatto sultry, barbecue,

And "from Versace" jacket.

Whatever you want, then choose

Do not let doubts in your soul.

Happiness doesn't need a reason.

Remember, you are always a man!

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I want to wish a cool man

So that he can always hold his tail with a pistol,

So that money flows both night and day,

To be king in his kingdom.

I want love, you'll be lost without it,

With happiness in addition, you will live a hundred years.

In birthday wishes flow

Catch, do not be shy, cool man!

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Why does a man need a birthday?

I posed the question like this.

After all, women - yes, they are getting old ...

What is the demand from us over the years?

And we, like expensive wines,

Stronger and tastier with age.

So rejoice now, man,

You have become even more valuable for a year.

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On a wonderful birthday party

What can a man wish?

Success, joy, luck,

BMW X5 car.

Fun to flow like a river

And at night to sleep with you

Model with a bust "number 5".

In the morning to leave the bungalow

On the Mediterranean coast

And the sun kindly said:

“Let everything be ok in life!”.

Happy Birthday to You!
Happiness, peace and kindness.
To bring success
There was merry laughter in the house.

So that friends are a support,
And relatives to love.
Everything to be simple, without difficulty
You got it.

To have a mood
To remove all confusion
To always have a dream.
We congratulate you!

I wish you a birthday
Love to the point of dizziness
Good, health and success,
Smiles, joy and laughter.

May hundreds of suns shine on you
Let the sparks in the eyes play.
Let it be the way you want
Let your dreams come true!

Happy Birthday
And I wish you inspiration
Smiles, joy and happiness,
To go away bad weather.

So that peace reigns in the soul,
The worries faded away.
So that there is always comfort in the house,
And to know that they are waiting at home.

I also want to wish
Never lose heart
And on this happy day
So that everything is ok with you!

I want to achieve in life
All that is dear to the heart.
And do not be sad, do not lose heart,
Live with optimism and subversion!

So that on your birthday always
Summing up successfully.
In all decisions choose
Yourself happy roads!

Happy Birthday!
May happiness surround you
And life will be full of luck
Giving you joy every hour.

May the day be filled with warmth
May all dreams come true.
Let there be light in the soul
Let there be a lot of kindness!

I wish you a life without hassle
Go bolder only forward.
In order not to know sadness along the way,
And so that friends do not disappoint.

Let all the dreams come true,
And new ones are born.
Let success be with you.
I want everyone to be happy!

With all my heart on your birthday
We want to wish you:
More happy moments
And never be discouraged.

Health - strong as a stone;
Love - beautiful, like a flower;
Friends of the most reliable
And a wallet full of money.

Let at any time of the year
And any time of the day
The weather will be sunny
Friends will be true.

Let your eyes shine with happiness
From successes and victories,
Let life be real
Bright as a convertible.

Let no one upset
Strength for thousands of roads!
And let health grow stronger
And so that the sand does not pour!

Congratulations from the bottom of my heart
And I wish you happiness!
May luck, good luck
They will be in your power.

May health be strong
Goals are achieved
All serious tasks
Easily solved!

Let the sky be clear
Over all your happy fate,
Let hope live in the heart
Love makes life beautiful.

Let a million of your ideas
They soon find fulfillment.
good, good news
I wish you. Happy Birthday!

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Until the sand falls off you
And the jaw is not in that glass,
I wish you with my bare hands
Catch luck right by the sock.

As long as you remember your name
And you don’t go to work in slippers,
I wish to rest so that on Saturday
Wake up and wonder: you are there or here.

I wish, friend, not to become limp in trouble,
Solve problems at once, without hesitation,
And to old age to live without dementia,
And be welcomed everywhere.

I wish you good luck
And happy birthday!
May they never change
No optimism, no inspiration!
Smiles of good friends
Let them cheer up
Dreams come true soon
And there will be rare luck!

I want to live without sorrow
Nerves so as not to let us down,
To avoid problems
To live like Superman!
To keep the money running
And all plans succeeded
To enjoy the work
And not to worry!

So that on the heels and palms
There were always crumbs
Little things green crumbs,
Well, in the bank

You announced the world with a loud cry,
The maternity hospital fell on the ears.
Since then you can not live otherwise

Funny birthday greetings to a friend

Well, old man, it's time to grow up!
You are 30 today!
This ten years ago
Could you dream?
It's not so scary, is it?
And life hasn't changed...
I wish you to be happy
You are like never dreamed of!

My good friend - I congratulate you,
Let there also be a lot of fire in the eyes.
You're only thirty - so little, believe me
You are in life, my friend, never be shy.

Buddy, thirty on the doorstep
And the mood is just class!
I want to achieve so much
So that you are the very first ace!
Let it be bright and excellent
Your whole life, any day!
Good luck to you in your personal life
On your best anniversary!

You are the best among all friends
You are the best in the world.
I hasten to congratulate on the anniversary
Happy thirtieth birthday to you!
Let everything be okay in life!
Live easy and cool!
I wish that your case is always
Fed up with currency.

I wish that GO-GO!
And never OHHO-HO!
A little AH! Well, you can wow!
To be breathtaking.
Of course, to be WOW!!
And so that FU is very little.
So that sometimes THIS IS YES!
"THIS IS YES!" is not nonsense,
"CAN'T BE!" - it's real,
"YES WELL HIM!" - let it be virtual.
WOW! - to surprise more often
"Well, EVERYTHING Kick!" - not enough.
And at will EGE-GAY!
And to make it come true, come on, pour it!

I wish you live
Pleasant and relaxed!
And to have your wallet
Full of money!
I wish beer oceans
And in them rams and shrimps
You would be the best captain
Did not get out of the round the world!

Friend, congratulations
Live simply and breathe
Capture happy moments
And take a rest for the soul!

I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart
And I wish you many more years.
Health, happiness and love,
Cherished blue dream.

I give you my warmth
Attention and affection
So that you are always lucky
What would you get into a fairy tale.

Let the children be obedient
Let your enemies forget about you
May every day bring joy
And the heart only asks for a holiday.

Mobile rings all day today
And in it the voices do not stop,
Everyone is in a hurry to congratulate you
And many things they wish:

Cars and cottages, an apartment in the capital,
Good luck, big awards,
And I wish you a successful marriage
And more happiness is not needed.

Happy birthday to a friend with humor

Because we only have one life
Live boldly - old man:
Fart loudly, sneeze loudly
Cut to…. fluff,
Smell, drink, walk, fight,
Every day is like a horse ... sing.
Remember we have only one life
Happy Birthday to You!

I want to gather all my friends
And so celebrate the birthday
So that after all the bottles to hand over ...
And continue for another week!

You, my friend, on your birthday
To the heights of new ascents,
And so that the priest does not look
Unnecessary adventures.

Our friend, our cute little kitten!
Alas, you are no longer a child!
Although he grew up from diapers,
Your laugh is still cool and call!
We wish you to have fun on your birthday,
But just do not get drunk in the insole!
And then the beloved tigress
Your kitten will get angry!

We wish you friend
Don't look around!
You will not find friends there -
Loyalty you gave your wife!
Happy Birthday to You!
Let the wife not scold
If you come drunk
She will always understand everything!