Scenario of initiation into a retired man. Scene “Seeing to retirement. A fun scene for seeing off retirement
There is another Oath of a YOUNG PENSIONER
Vedas: Today we accept our ........... into the society of pensioners of Russia and take an oath from her:
I, a young pensioner of Russia, joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, drinking and not drinking in moderation, sticking my nose everywhere, I solemnly swear:
To be a worthy member of society, that is, to be constantly in a sound mind and a sound body. Do not let the wind, illness, or hops bring you down.
Anniversary: I swear!
Vedas: Work tirelessly, stretch out your legs. Confidently walk along any of the roads.
Anniversary: I swear!
Vedas: Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears. Do not succumb to sadness, illness, or cold!
Anniversary: I swear!
Vedas: Drink only with friends, and then a little. Always find a path to the house.
Anniversary: I swear!
Vedas: Dear ............................!
We accept you in the ranks so that you do not know trouble.
Do not get sick, do not lose heart, eat more, sleep better.
Be cheerful and not swear, never worry.
Young so that the pensioner manages everything and manages everything.
To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of an honorary pensioner.
And when you are a hundred, we will lay this table again!
Tips for a young retiree
Have you retired? Congratulations and envy! Use our tips to get untold pleasure from it.
First of all go to the hardware store and buy the biggest hammer. Ask why? That's right, it's better to buy a sledgehammer or a two-pound weight. Bring it home and slowly start beating the alarm clock, saying: “Well, you bastard, now you will know how to mock!”
Then lay out the sofa, move the refrigerator to it and sleep for a week, getting up only at the call of nature. After sleeping, go outside. Go to a store where there are no queues for a long time, and, having personally convinced yourself that the pension is still not enough for anything, do not buy anything.
Swipe your phone into the bathroom and talk for hours, floating up and down in fragrant light foam like a mermaid (women's version) or a submarine (men's version). Grandchildren call, children ask for money, strangers bother them, and you say to them: “Hello! What do I do? I'm in the bath"
Then call the doctor at home and, when he is still on the threshold, he will sarcastically ask: “Are you counting on the ballot?” proudly answer: “I don’t care about this ballot!” And then still take it, but don’t go to close it, let them suffer how to write it off!
Finally, watch a live broadcast from the next meeting of the State Duma, and with health benefits. To do this, you need to sit in an armchair, turn on the TV, turn off the sound, close your eyes, and there will be the same effect as from the Kashpirovsky session. And in a jar of water charged from the transmission, put flowers in memory of a glorious labor past. You can try to voice the decisions of the Duma yourself, where the high figures of your new pension, a specific day for the free issuance of cars (one for each pensioner), even if only of domestic production, for your selfless work for the good of the Motherland. The rest you can think of as you wish.
But seriously, a pensioner is also a position. Grandchildren will come and again no personal life!
Therefore, I would like to amend the law on pensions: "Everyone is allowed to take a year of pension at a convenient time for him and on demand." After all, life is given to a person once, and you want to live it well, at least in retirement! At least one year!
CEREMONY "DEDICATION TO PENSIONERS"
Leader:
Clink glasses
Anniversary Nights.
We are holiday guests
We want to perform.
The era is coming
bright years-
Become a pensioner
Always be ready!
joyful laughter,
With the song of friends
You are celebrating a big anniversary!
That time has come
great years,
Become a pensioner
Always be ready!
Anniversary,
And you look like nothing
Drop a couple of years
Be ready!
-Always ready!
You are retiring
Everyone at the table is talking.
To see happy dreams there
Be ready!
-Always ready!
To live in retirement
You must be friends with the diet!
Eat cake with pension
Are you ready to invite all of us?
-Always ready!
Retirement day condense to the limit,
And don't sit idle for hours.
So that after six there are no cases left, firewood,
Are you ready for this?
-Always ready!
Our hero of the day became an example
You have become a great pensioner!
We meet the hero of the occasion - confetti, red carpet, fresh flowers, or a crown and a throne. We meet at the door, he (she) appears. Meeting with multi-colored fabrics or ribbons (7 pieces)
We ___________________ will meet with colors,
After all, there were different stages in life.
We want to repeat these steps,
After all, you certainly did not forget them. _____________________ (m-ts), _____________ (date), year ____ - th -
A boy was born, (a girl) such a good one ...
He is quite a baby, and therefore
Everything was PURPLE to him
Childhood then is a golden time,
Life is carefree, like a game.
Although the guy (girl) he (s) was (s) and smart (s),
But as a child, I was
GREEN (th) youth ... sorry, there will be no more ...
It is, of course, the color BLUE.
Met in youth
He (s) his love,
With ______________ together we started a family.
They were young and beautiful...
The color we choose is BLUE.
Babies were born - they are not loved!
Let it be ORANGE (WHITE) color ...
Always loaded with hard work.
Light is YELLOW.
And now - your holiday - solid, beautiful,
Let it be bright, walk under RED!
For all the culprits of the celebration at such moments, we are all ready to give endlessly, together ... APPLAUSE !!!
_______________ (name) our (s) is amazing! We want you to invite all guests to the table now!
Good evening dear friends, relatives, colleagues! Today, on this beautiful day, in such a solemn and warm atmosphere, we have gathered in this cozy hall in order to congratulate everyone on our beloved and respected ____________________. Let's try today to make sure that a smile does not leave the face of our (his) ________, and her (his) eyes shine with happiness ... I sincerely welcome all the guests gathered here and gladly open this holiday!
This day brought us together and united, ______________ eclipsed everyone in a place of honor, because it’s not for nothing that he (s) was awarded fate today - this date, which is popularly called dear! Let the beginning of the century be outside the window, we will not change traditions, we will now sip a glass of wine for a dear person. May this day go down in history forever, and ___________________ only bring happiness! And let the guests have fun, let them carelessly, I hope no one will leave the holiday sad! To start the celebration, as expected - it is proposed to fill the glasses for everyone !!!
Before the toast of the spouse: Dear guests! All of you are witnesses that in our firmament of one star the light does not fade. And by the way, there is a fan among us who has been studying this for many years ... Once they met and fell in love, and live together to this day ... Of course you guessed it - I'm talking about the precious second half, this ...
1st toast ________________
Presentation of guests
Wonderful charm, tenderness, grace for the hero of the occasion, for the charming (th) Your applause!!
Let's make great moments
For the husband (wife) your applause!
This evening the pleasant excitement of the honored guests is a performance. We have a lady here.
Native sister __________________!
Cousins ()
Are here
Now a flurry of applause in the hall will break!
There is always peace in the soul,
When sons (daughters) are next to you.
Mom (dad) has very good ones, let's clap our hands for it
And now I'll tell you more simply:
Congratulations on the holiday
Favorite daughters-in-law.
They are all here and waiting for applause too!
And for his grandmother (grandfather), on such a beautiful day, Grandchildren are here, now gathered.
They were waiting for applause
And now we welcome the matchmakers together!
We really need their presence.
I want to introduce you soon
Great, loyal friends!
They are also waiting for applause
Show where you are!
Now let's clap our hands. and all the guests, good for you!
Getting to know the guests
2 toast ___________________________
Thoughts on who arrived on what
We ______________________ hand out a retirement apron.
He is an indicator of the start of a new life.
Special pockets were sewn on it.
And they decided to explain their meaning:
1. Pocket first, gets on your nerves:
Pension pocket.
A pension for work is a reward, and a big pocket is a joy.
The pension dangles in it, and it is believed that it does not end!
2. Second pocket, not so big.
Gift pocket for grandchildren.
You don't put gifts in the chest.
To treat your grandchildren, keep them ready in your pocket.
3. The third pocket is like a stash trap.
Hide far, hide deep
So that no one finds, so that no one takes away!
4. The fourth pocket, the most shabby.
Glasses pocket.
Put your glasses in your pocket and don't try to use them often
Resist loss of sight.
5. Fifth pocket, for seed bags.
Pocket for individual labor activity.
Plant a garden. Harvest.
Without pickles and jams there will be a pension not a paradise.
6. Sixth pocket - it's time to rest.
Seed pocket.
Sitting on a bench, you click on the seeds.
Well you retired, you found the extra time.
Wear a ______________ apron, don't take it off, treat your friends to tea!
Now you have a free life:
Ahead - “free program”:
If you want - sleep, and if you want - have fun.
If you want - starve, but if you want - get better
(Only this task is difficult to complete:
There is a lot of fat - today it is impossible!)
Do you want to open a cooperative
If you want - travel by taking a letter of credit.
Monaco and Valencia are waiting for you
(If you have income other than pension!)
Do you want to watch a movie in the morning,
Or open the window wide
And spin the hula-hoop for hours.
And you don’t want to “twist” - lie down.
Now you can rest easy
Love, make friends, walk at night
(after all, you can sleep in the morning!)
And see your friends more often
And read different books!
3 toast _______________________________
Choice competition
PENSION CERTIFICATE with the following comment. This certificate must be made by yourself. On front side write to whom it was issued, and on the other - the following wish:
How do you get the book
Take care of her - They won't give money
Without a book, oh my!
Be a girl at heart
Jump like a goat
But this little book
Respect for
That you can ride
I don't take a ticket.
If you want - fold your hands,
If there is no hunting
Commute to work
And break your spine
Just what are you on
Buy a bite?
How do you get your pension?
live for five days
And rush with a song
Throw in again!
such a pension
They give us not in vain -
So that we don't get old
Never friends!
For this care
dear authorities
Let's not leave work
Until the last days!!!
sand ceremony
Dear _____________________!
Now we will create a festive cocktail together with you! So,
1. White color - you were born!
Happy mom and dad!
They gave you a name.
For joy, love and happiness!
2. Blue - you are 18!
Dance, love and flowers!
Youth, romance!
Do you have something to remember
Your hopes and dreams!
3. Red is your holiday!
And again you are good!
Wisdom has come, your life is arranged!
Children do not have a soul!
4. Orange is the color of success.
5. Yellow - the color of the sun, comfort, warmth,
Good weather to you at home always!
6. Green is the color of wealth
May it bring happiness with gold!
And so that there is no boredom - these sparkles are your grandchildren! Dilute your cocktail with them, and life will become more fun!
She has worked hard, and her work is not in vain!
That's for it, dear, you have been given a pension!
You have become more prosperous, poverty will not return.
Thank you very much to the President, he cares about everyone!
Do not be sad, do not be sad, there is no return to those past days!
Always and everywhere smile, and do not go to the doctors!
God bless everything is great.
Always behave yourself!
Do not get sick, do not lose heart
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly
Never grow old
All men love it!
Enough fairy tales!
Now it's time to drink vodka.
Choice competition
Pension - such a word, gently flows like a stream.
Just ask anyone
Who doesn't think about her?
Everyone climbs out of their skin
To live up to retirement.
Only in retirement can you
Live in peace, do not grieve.
The director does not need
Nothing to ask for a day off.
The money will be straight to the house
Bring postmen.
Take care of your health,
Take a cold shower
And all the colds and ailments
Don't let it cross the threshold.
On the estate
This cabbage, radish, horseradish,
To make your family ship
Did not give the slightest heel.
And we wish you all the best
(God is my witness - these are the cross),
So that you see (see) in life
His great-grandchildren brides.
If occasionally upset,
If the light is not nice,
Let me remind you of us
This humble souvenir.
(Presenting a gift.)
Draw box or by name
Line up 11 people with the letters PENSIONER
Attention! Attention! Your finest hour is coming! Answer quickly and correctly! The host asks the hero of the day questions to which she answers: “Yes.”
Do you have the title of an ideal wife?
Blow a kiss to your other half.
Rank " loving mother" eat?
Name the children.
Has the solid title of “mother-in-law” been awarded?
Compliment your son-in-law.
Has the high title of “grandmother” already been deserved?
How does the fairy tale “The Wolf and the Seven Kids” end?
The answer to all questions was “yes”, the test was passed with flying colours. So, it's time to add to the already sounded titles the noble title of "Pensioner".
Readiness number 1. Eleven guests line up in one line, each with a piece of paper with a letter in their hands, all together form the word “pensioner”. During the reading of the poem by the host, after each line, the guests turn over one letter in order.
So many years have passed...
Barely counted...
But it's not worth it, we know, no ...
Suffer and despair...
And there is still a large stock,
We will reveal the secret:
... Our hero does not lose heart, ...
We will celebrate her for a hundred years ...
Blush, joyful, ...
Beautiful, sweet...
Active as a pioneer, ...
Worthy of a title...
Everybody. Pensioner.
To applause, fireworks of sparklers, the hero of the day is tied over her shoulder with the ribbon “Mrs. Freedom”.
YOUNG PENSIONER'S Oath
Leading: Today we accept our ……….. into the society of pensioners ( state name) and take an oath from her:
I, a young pensioner _________ (name of the country), joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, drinking and not drinking in moderation, sticking my nose everywhere, I solemnly swear: To be a worthy member of society, that is, to always be in good spirits and sound body. Do not allow yourself to be brought down by the wind, or illness, or hops.
She is): I swear!
Leading:
Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs.
Confidently walk on any of the roads!
I swear!
Leading:
Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears.
Do not succumb to sadness, or illness, or cold!
I swear!
Leading:
Drink only with friends, and then little by little.
Always find a path to the house.
I swear!
Leading: Dear ___________________! We accept you in the ranks so that you do not know trouble.
Do not get sick, do not lose heart, eat more, sleep better.
Be cheerful and not swear, never worry.
Young so that the pensioner manages everything and manages everything.
To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of an honorary pensioner.
And when you are a hundred, we will lay this table again!
Contests, costume show
Choice competition
HOST: Hello dear guests! Hello, dear birthday girl, Lyudmila Mironovna!
Why are there so many people?!
All friends gathered here
For a well-deserved rest
They came to congratulate you.
Today we are in friendly cheerful company decided to congratulate the hero of the day.
Fifty-five - but is that a lot?
Let them say "everything is lived" - do not believe
As long as we live, what was, is - everything is alive.
When else will life slam the door for us.
You still have a lot to do,
Live long, wisely and beautifully!
And I want to raise the first glass for our hero of the occasion.
You are a woman - a flower, a source and a star,
Mysteriously tender, beautiful and proud.
You are the flame of the hearth and home,
You are the light on earth that never goes out.
HOST: And now I want to give the floor for congratulations to the director of our team.
DIRECTOR: Dear Lyudmila Mironovna!
From pure heart with great respect
Please accept our congratulations today.
We are happy to congratulate you and wish you
All also to work, all also to dare.
Do not grow old in soul and outwardly
To be blooming as before.
Keep the spark of the soul, live, still love.
Be beautiful as always to you for many years.
(A memento is given.)
LEADING: You cried into the light when you were born,
And everyone was laughing...
But indeed, we had a little pensioner. You all know how capricious little ones are, they are afraid of a cold, and they don’t have a little mind, therefore, so that they don’t puff out their ears, they don’t bake their heads, and also so that extra thoughts don’t get into their heads, we decided to give her a cap. (The host puts a cap on the hero of the day.) And you all know that the little ones are so clumsy and so awkward that when they eat they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them, so that this does not happen, we give her an apron. (The host puts on an apron for the hero of the day.) And I also want to add to the above that little pensioners get upset for any reason, they have nothing to do, they worry about everyone, so their eyes are often wet. To prevent our pensioner from crying, we decided to give her a dummy. (The host gives a dummy on a scarlet ribbon. A cap is sewn in advance for an adult and an apron.)
HOST: And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot to do!
LEADING: (helping to take off her bonnet, apron and pacifier): Well, she is fed, she doesn’t blow anywhere, and most importantly she won’t cry. And now I propose to give colleagues the opportunity to congratulate Lyudmila Mironovna.
CONGRATULATIONS FROM COLLEAGUES
We congratulate you on a significant event,
Today is your legal anniversary,
We wish you great health,
And many sincere friends in life.
Anniversary is a special day
Where summed up mentally.
What could be wrong sometime,
That which is expensive, surely saved.
We congratulate you wholeheartedly
And we want to wish you happiness
Let in your home climate,
There will never be bad weather.
We do not give the birthday girl
No headsets, no rings,
Surely you will receive warmer,
Greetings from friendly hearts.
(Presenting a gift. Here it is possible for one of the colleagues to tell how he met the hero of the day, remember an interesting case at work, etc.) (The host announces a break, filling it with games, attractions. During the break, those present are given verses that are printed.)
HOST: "New" pensioners came to visit us for congratulations.
1. We came to this house
Wish you many years
You accept from us Lyudmila
Our pioneer greetings.
2. Just think
Everyone is retiring
And now we will tell you
How do you live in retirement?
3. We wish you a lot of happiness
This evening and forever.
Less clouds, rain, bad weather,
Luda is a nice person.
4. Worked a lot,
All the hard work was not in vain,
That's for it dear
You have been given a pension.
5. We wish more grandchildren,
Don't age too long
If the son and daughter are not open,
Then you Luda will be a grandmother-heroine.
6. You have become more prosperous,
Poverty does not return. ,
Thank you very much Putin
Takes care of everyone.
7. You will sit at home,
Will you miss, grow old,
When you sing in the choir
You will instantly look younger.
8. You are not sad, do not be sad,
There is no return to those past days,
Smile always and everywhere
And don't go to the doctors.
9. I would go out to work
I'm tired of sitting
But I'm afraid of taxes
Better at home - I'll make a break.
10. God forbid that everything was fine,
Always behave yourself
Do not get sick, do not lose heart
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly
Never grow old
All men like it.
HOST: Since we are talking about men, I want to introduce you to a man who fell in love with our Lyudochka many years ago and is still a support and shoulder in family life for Luda. So, the word to the wife of the hero of the day.
CONGRATULATIONS FROM HUSBAND
heartily generously
You light up everyone
Cloudy smile
You endow the day.
So let it be with you
Occurs more often
Simple earthly
So necessary happiness.
Always young and
Be perky
About being a grandmother
Forget to think.
Fun and joy
Anytime and anywhere,
Best wishes
I wish you.
Thank you for finding words at the right moment that please, console, idolize me. I want to drink for what you are!
LEADING: And now comes the solemn moment. From all of the above, the council of pensioners allows you, Lyudmila Mironovna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this, you must take an oath.
THE OATH
BIRTHDAY GIRL: I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues, husband and children, solemnly swear: with the warmth of my heart to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the obligations of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in spite of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!
(The text of the oath must be printed in advance. Also here you can give a comic pass to the party of pensioners with a photo and a seal.)
LEADING: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with duties and rights.
Responsibilities: 1. Get up, wash.
2. Sit down, eat.
3. Receive guests,
Don't forget friends.
4. Put the brazhonka for distillation.
5. Go in for sports this year.
6. Be ready for defense and work.
Rights: 1. When I want, then I get up.
2. As long as I want, I lie down until then.
3. If I want, I will sing.
4. I will go where I want.
5. When I want - then I sleep.
6. Whoever I want, I love.
(You can propose a toast to the new "pass".)
LEADING: With all our hearts we wish you happiness
And let it be joyful every hour.
Let misfortunes pass you by,
May your children and grandchildren love you more.
So, I give the floor to the children of Lyudmila Mironovna.
On this day, dear mother,
Accept congratulations from us, from children.
For us, as before, you are the most important,
Although we have become a little older.
You are the most kind woman in the world,
There is nowhere in the world more beautiful eyes,
And your hands are like huge wings,
Always protect us from harm.
Years have passed, the head has turned gray,
Many worries and worries behind
But what's the matter with age,
If a hot heart in the chest.
(A gift is given from the children.)
LEADING: And now I propose to move on to dancing, outdoor games.
(While the dances are going on, the host of the game brings in a large box, for example, from under the TV, which says "Package". And also brings in telegrams.)
LEADING: Now, while everyone was having fun, the postman Pechkin came. As you probably guess, telegrams and even a parcel came to the address of the hero of the day. He himself refused to come in, as he was afraid that the bicycle would be stolen and trusted me to read the telegrams.
TELEGRAMS
Hello grandma, don't be sad
We're out of candy, mind you
I made a bow, I dry my socks,
I've been writing a letter to you for two days
And on the window there is a sparrow,
All right, I'm done.
Your grandson Sergei.
Moscow, Ministry of Finance.
Budget in deep deficit
Do not look for money in the Ministry of Finance,
Send me a translation
Yes, the Duma does not give money. Are you 55?
And you are fervent!
Happy birthday to you!
Zadornov.
Saint Petersburg.
I send greetings from Petersburg,
I wish Luda many more years.
Here I would like your young age,
I would make a mess.
Love, Peace, Success
I wish you a happy anniversary.
Peha.
USA, Washington, White House.
All borders have been erased between us,
My words fly like birds.
Our States congratulate you,
You try to live richly,
Don't go for impeachment
Health to you, good luck and food!
I sip a glass for you. Happy anniversary to you.
Clinton Bill
Moscow, Headquarters of the LDPR.
Yes, definitely on this day.
Even the stump is obliged to love.
I wish you all the best,
Even though it won't be cheap.
Well, for starters, for example,
You all join the Liberal Democratic Party.
Sorry if the humor is flat.
Happy anniversary!
Zhirinovsky.
BANDEROL
(Each gift must be accompanied by an instruction. The hero of the day opens the package, shows the gift and reads the instruction to everyone.)
1. So that there is happiness in the house,
So that you love all your relatives,
To make the house a full bowl,
Take a porridge pot as a souvenir.
2. And also take a fountain pen,
Rewrite grandchildren,
So that you take them in your arms
And I heard them scream.
3. Our hero of the day Luda,
Lived with her husband so that they would be in harmony
Take the frying pan from us.
4. To keep good, warm,
Lyuda, drink wine skillfully,
You know your limit
Don't grab an extra cup
The sobering-up station decided to help
He gave his gift
He will remind
How much should be taken. (Thimble.)
5. Throw Orenburg on your shoulders dear down scarf. (A piece of gauze.)
6. To know everything in the world, newspapers should be read. (Newspaper.)
7. After a glass of snack
The matter is very important
Here, Lyuda, instead of a sleeve
Paper napkin.
(Colleagues can also bring the parcel and read the text for all the gifts themselves.)
LEADING: Be beautiful all the time -
And soul and myself,
Be loved all the time -
Both winter and spring.
Do not bow rowan,
If there is trouble.
stay happy
On this day and always.
HOST: And now I want to give a response to the hero of the day.
(The hero of the day thanks the guests.)
HOST: Our evening is coming to an end. I propose to sing a few songs for the hero of the day.
(The lyrics are printed and reproduced in advance. Distribute to guests.)
SONG
to the tune of "Wonderful Neighbor"
1. We are gathered here today
All for festive table.
We congratulate Lyudmila
Happy anniversary this day.
You, my dear, are so beautiful
Both today and always.
And most importantly, of course,
You are the kindest soul.
Chorus: Pam-pam, pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pam-pam,
Pam-param-pa-pam-pam
Pam-para-pam-pa.
2. And we wish you
Be healthy forever
And don't know about hospitals -
Except sometimes.
Get hot, get wet
Morning, evening and afternoon.
And do not doubt in your family -
We will still come to you.
SONG
to the melody of V. Solovyov-Sedoy "It's time to hit the road"
1.Tonight, tonight, tonight
A pleasant duty fell on our shoulders.
We salute Lyudmila
At this festive table,
And now we will sing this song for her.
Chorus: Oh, dear Luda,
We can't, we can't help but love you.
Same as Ludmila
2. We like Luda, like, like,
And she is rightfully famous for her kindness.
And on this day, and at this hour
Any of us will confirm you
That our hero of the day is just a class!
Chorus: Oh, people's hands
They know how to wash the floor, cook soup, plant a garden.
Same as Ludmila
Nowhere and never can be.
3. We are brave, brave, brave guests,
We are very happy to congratulate you on your birthday.
Now for the people of the year we will drink once and drink two,
But not to have a headache tomorrow.
(The evening ends with songs, dances.)
Everyone knows that women retire at 55. And if so, then for this anniversary everyone wants something special to be fun and memorable for everyone. We offer you our small script for the 55th anniversary of a woman, which will help arrange funny send-offs on retire. The script contains contests and games, beautiful toasts and entertaining blocks. Watch and choose what you like the most.
Anniversary meeting.
When all the guests have gathered, we can begin. Have all the guests stand and make a semicircle. And the hero of the day will be in the center of this semicircle. The host starts:
- Tell me, when a person is born into the world, what does he do? That's right - he's crying! And today a young pensioner was born in our country, who is ready to burst into tears from such happiness. And so that she doesn't cry, we'll give her a pacifier. Even small children wear a cap that protects their ears and head from the wind. Let's put on a cap for the hero of the day. And finally, it remains to attach a bib so that it does not get dirty while eating. We put on. Look - now we have a full-fledged born pensioner! I propose to take and raise glasses for the new pensioner, who is still so young and who still has his whole life ahead of him!
Main holiday.
Leading:
- Well, since we have a new pensioner, she needs to take the oath and join the ranks of pensioners. And for this we have already prepared the text of the solemn oath. Now the young pensioner will read it and will be accepted into the ranks of honorary pensioners of Russia:
The oath:
Leading:
- now our hero of the day becomes an honorary member of pensioners of Russia. She is awarded a medal and a crown!
Competition.
In life, every person was given many vaccinations. And they are all from some kind of disease. What would you like to be vaccinated against? Suggest answers. And the most the best option win a prize!
Examples might be: a sleep deprivation vaccine; vaccination against bad mood; vaccination for immunity from the boss; etc. Whoever offers the funniest option wins a prize.
Leading:
We all know that every person has rights and obligations in life. What rights do pensioners have? Name them!
Yes, you said everything correctly. But this is all according to the law, but in life? And in life, pensioners have these rights:
Therefore, I propose a toast to the rights of pensioners, which must not be violated!
The game.
Friends! Everyone said today beautiful words to the jubilee. And some even almost swore that they would protect the hero of the day and always be by her side. And tell me - are you all ready for serious deeds for the sake of the hero of the day? Let's see what each of you are ready for. For our birthday girl.
The game is being played. You need to cook beautiful cards on which to write poems. You put all the cards in a bag, and the guests take turns taking out one card at a time and read out a verse that says what he is ready for for the eyes of the hero of the day.
Sample verses:
Leading:
- we all congratulated the hero of the day. And who hasn't congratulated her yet? Do not know? Who said the president? You are absolutely right - the President has not yet congratulated. And I have now been informed that a retinue from Putin himself is standing at the door. We let them in.
The president's retinue enters. On the sides are the guards, and in the center is the secretary. They stop near the hero of the day, and the secretary reads out congratulations from the president and hands him the following telegram:
Leading:
But it's not all gifts. We have another package that arrived to us from unknown lands. And we don't even know what's in it. I will ask you to send a parcel to us.
The parcel is brought in and the presenter opens it. She takes out a package and a note from the package. And he starts reading the note. And send the package to the way it is written in this note.
There is another Oath of a YOUNG PENSIONER
Vedas: Today we accept our ........... into the society of pensioners of Russia and take an oath from her:
I, a young pensioner of Russia, joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, drinking and not drinking in moderation, sticking my nose everywhere, I solemnly swear:
To be a worthy member of society, that is, to be constantly in a sound mind and a sound body. Do not let the wind, illness, or hops bring you down.
Anniversary: I swear!
Vedas: Work tirelessly, stretch out your legs. Confidently walk along any of the roads.
Anniversary: I swear!
Vedas: Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears. Do not succumb to sadness, illness, or cold!
Anniversary: I swear!
Vedas: Drink only with friends, and then a little. Always find a path to the house.
Anniversary: I swear!
Vedas: Dear ............................!
We accept you in the ranks so that you do not know trouble.
Do not get sick, do not lose heart, eat more, sleep better.
Be cheerful and not swear, never worry.
Young so that the pensioner manages everything and manages everything.
To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of an honorary pensioner.
And when you are a hundred, we will lay this table again!
Tips for a young retiree
Have you retired? Congratulations and envy! Use our tips to get untold pleasure from it.
First of all go to the hardware store and buy the biggest hammer. Ask why? That's right, it's better to buy a sledgehammer or a two-pound weight. Bring it home and slowly start beating the alarm clock, saying: “Well, you bastard, now you will know how to mock!”
Then lay out the sofa, move the refrigerator to it and sleep for a week, getting up only at the call of nature. After sleeping, go outside. Go to a store where there are no queues for a long time, and, having personally convinced yourself that the pension is still not enough for anything, do not buy anything.
Swipe your phone into the bathroom and talk for hours, floating up and down in fragrant light foam like a mermaid (women's version) or a submarine (men's version). Grandchildren call, children ask for money, strangers bother them, and you say to them: “Hello! What do I do? I'm in the bath"
Then call the doctor at home and, when he is still on the threshold, he will sarcastically ask: “Are you counting on the ballot?” proudly answer: “I don’t care about this ballot!” And then still take it, but don’t go to close it, let them suffer how to write it off!
Finally, watch a live broadcast from the next meeting of the State Duma, and with health benefits. To do this, you need to sit in an armchair, turn on the TV, turn off the sound, close your eyes, and there will be the same effect as from the Kashpirovsky session. And in a jar of water charged from the transmission, put flowers in memory of a glorious labor past. You can try to voice the decisions of the Duma yourself, where the high figures of your new pension will be heard from the President, a specific day for the free delivery of cars (one for each pensioner), even if it is domestically produced, for your selfless work for the good of the Motherland. The rest you can think of as you wish.
But seriously, a pensioner is also a position. Grandchildren will come and again no personal life!
Therefore, I would like to amend the law on pensions: "Everyone is allowed to take a year of pension at a convenient time for him and on demand." After all, life is given to a person once, and you want to live it well, at least in retirement! At least one year!
CEREMONY "DEDICATION TO PENSIONERS"
Leader:
Clink glasses
Anniversary Nights.
We are holiday guests
We want to perform.
The era is coming
bright years-
Become a pensioner
Always be ready!
joyful laughter,
With the song of friends
You are celebrating a big anniversary!
That time has come
great years,
Become a pensioner
Always be ready!
Anniversary,
And you look like nothing
Drop a couple of years
Be ready!
-Always ready!
You are retiring
Everyone at the table is talking.
To see happy dreams there
Be ready!
-Always ready!
To live in retirement
You must be friends with the diet!
Eat cake with pension
Are you ready to invite all of us?
-Always ready!
Retirement day condense to the limit,
And don't sit idle for hours.
So that after six there are no cases left, firewood,
Are you ready for this?
-Always ready!
Our hero of the day became an example
You have become a great pensioner!
MEETING OF THE ANNIVERSARY
If everything is ready
The heart is beating faster
We will open together, together
Long awaited anniversary!
Let the guests applause
Sounds great now...
Valentina Viktorovna dear,
We look forward to seeing you!
SALUTE FROM BALLOONS
Dear ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬Valentina Viktorovna We sincerely congratulate you on your anniversary. Today everything is for you and flowers, and music, and songs, and poems, and this fireworks today is also in your honor!
(Fanfare, guests burst balloons)
RAINBOW
And each of us came to your holiday with the sole purpose of giving you many happy moments so that you remember this day as the brightest event in your life.
AND OUR FIRST SURPRISE IS A UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY TO PASS UNDER THE RAINBOW OF HAPPINESS. Let each color give you hope, protect you from troubles and bring good luck.
1. You step under red - the color of big and passionate love!
2. Get up under orange - you will live a long time with your husband!
3. Yellow color is always for wealth - you will become closer to happiness
4. The color green is a symbol of happiness - let bad weather bypass you!
5. You stepped into the blue - there will be peace, tranquility in the house!
6. Blue colour shines for you and promises health!
7. Purple is now a symbol of loyal friends!
TOAST FOR ANNIVERSARY
May this day go down in history forever
And the birthday girl will only bring joy,
And the guests have fun, let them carelessly,
No one, I hope, will leave sad from the anniversary.
To start the celebration, as expected,
It is proposed to fill all the glasses.
Well, well, the guests stood up together,
The glasses were cheerfully raised.
Let's wish Valentina happiness
And we shout together three times: “Congratulations!” (fanfare)
WEATHER FORECAST
Dear guests, please start your meal, but while you are drinking and having a snack, we would like to inform you about the forecast of today's celebration.
(soundtrack "Weather forecast" sounds)
Cloudy, anniversary champagne hurricane expected today. The temperature above the table is 400, the air is filled with fun. My head is foggy at night, clearing is possible in the morning.
RULES OF CONDUCT ON THE HOLIDAY
Read the rules of conduct for today's celebration.
1. We ask you to have fun, otherwise we won’t let you get drunk
2. You must drink the first three glasses, the rest will go without an invitation.
3. After the 10th glass, it is desirable to sing, but it is undesirable to get your elbow into your neighbor's plate.
4. Please do not lose heart, dance until you drop, you can’t dance while standing, dance
5. Remember to drink to the bottom, but do not lie down on the bottom.
6. It is strictly forbidden to meet under the table or on the roof
If you are before leaving, but we strictly forbid
Found slightly go home then,
On yourself other people's things When next to you will be This right does not matter Someone else's husband or wife.
On a glorious birthday, sing songs, read poetry,
I give the order: Dance and not be bored!
Until the morning do not fall asleep, Everyone to the fullest
Drink alcohol, celebrate birthdays!
TASTING TO PARENTS
They say ... that we all come from childhood. And childhood is our parents and father's house ...
(A lyrical melody begins to sound softly, on the screen there is a video sequence with photographs of parents and children's photographs of the hero of the day. Against the background of the word:)
Parental home, this is a place from Paradise.
Where time is frozen on the hands of the clock.
And mom, with all my heart forgiving mistakes,
Give you warmth and love.
Where dad will support in word and deed
And he will tell a story, sitting by the fire.
Parental home is a place under the sky,
Which is in your heart forever...
A TAST FOR TWO 5-POINTS FOR A ROUND A-STUDENT
Today we have a great anniversary and our hero of the day is an excellent student, she has two fives 5 and 5.
Two fives stood side by side -
It's been an anniversary.
We are happy to congratulate Valya
And we wish her soon:
Let you charm
Never leaves!
Your shine, smile, charm
Will always stay with you!
May happiness, joy, eyes shine,
Success will last for years!
And may all your desires
Fate will say in response: "Yes"!
Happy birthday!
LIFE WAY OF THE BIRTHDAY
Now I will talk about the life path of the hero of the occasion. And I will involve the BIRTHDAY girl in this case. Your task It is necessary to say "" Why don't we drink a glass of wine "!" This must be done after the words "And says ..."
Presenter In the Batyrevsky district, in the village of Bolshoe Chemenevo, on December 2, 1957, a girl named Valechka was born. So beautiful and pretty. All the relatives gathered for the bride, and dad says ...
Host No! He says: "Be my daughter happy." Years go by, our baby grew up in 1965 and went to grade 1. And she was so inquisitive, one day she comes up to the teacher and says ...
Birthday boy ""Why don't we have a glass of wine"!"
Leading What are you! She asked when I will be a pioneer like the other guys? Her teacher answered - Soon Valechka. She was an active pioneer, then a Komsomol member. That's where she graduated from school. Went to get a job. The HR manager says...
Host No, he says: "Start tomorrow." And started. Then she went to Kazakhstan, but she did not like it there. She returned. In January 1976, she got married, and on December 2, on her birthday, she made a gift to herself and her husband ... The first-born Andrei was born. Somehow, while conducting another round through the wards of the maternity hospital, the doctor approached Valentina and said ...
Birthday boy ""Why don't we have a glass of wine"!"
Presenter That you Valya was not like that, he says - What a wonderful baby you have appeared, soon you will come to us for one more. And she came .. Sasha was born on January 11, 80, and then her daughter Masha was born on June 3, 1990.
Three children, a wonderful husband, loving relatives - is this not HAPPINESS And therefore, every year on December 2, our birthday girl says ...
Birthday man "" Why not drink a glass of wine to him "!"
CONGRATULATIONS
Dear guests, it's time to congratulate the hero of the occasion,
Give gifts, hug and kiss.
First of all, take the floor
The one who walks next to this woman in life.
The word is given to the HUSBAND.
CONGRATULATIONS FOR CHILDREN
Dear Valentina Viktorovna!
Today is your anniversary
Accept congratulations
From your beloved children
CONGRATULATIONS TO GRANDCHILDREN
CONGRATULATIONS OF RELATIVES
DANCE OF THE GRANDDAUGHTER ORANGE SUN
Our hero of the day is glowing with happiness. Today is a special day, all those whom she loves and who loves her have gathered in this hall. And everyone's mood is wonderful, everyone is joyful and cheerful, as if the sun illuminates everyone around. The orange sun, the sun of happiness and good luck. Meet - the favorite sun of a happy grandmother with the dance "Orange Sun"
DANCE BLOCK
2 TABLE
Friendly, fun dancing
Isn't it time to eat?
Is it playful to drink wine?
Yes, listen to a playful toast?
Hurry up to the table
And fill your glasses!
SCREAM
And now let's hold such a chant after my words, the men say you need to drink for it, and the women, and we don't mind
LEADING: Your anniversary is solid, But we do not count the years.
LEADING: And you are getting younger - We notice it.
LEADING: Happy days, health, we wish you more.
Men: "You need to drink for this!"
Women: "We don't mind!"
LEADING: We promise to come to the birthday for the hundredth!
Men: "You need to drink for this!"
Women: "We don't mind!"
LEADING: Now we all raise our glasses together! Men: "You need to drink for this!"
Women: "We don't mind!"
Host: We all congratulate and congratulate the hero of the day, and at this time she is sitting modestly in this hall, her son-in-law, beloved and only son-in-law. And you know, dear guests, I will tell you a secret - today is his birthday. I suggest congratulating him and shouting CONGRATULATIONS three times. His beloved wife Masha, of course, wants to congratulate him especially. Word to you Masha ...
CONGRATULATIONS OF PUTIN (order, order)
THE PRESIDENT'S PACKAGE
INDITIATION TO YOUNG PENSIONERS
You cried when you were born
And everyone was laughing...
But indeed we have a young pensioner born. You all know how capricious little ones are, they are afraid of a cold, and they don’t have too little mind, therefore, so that they don’t puff out their ears, they don’t bake their heads, and also so that different thoughts don’t get into their heads, we decided to give him a cap.
(The presenter puts on a cap for her)
And also you all know that the little ones are so clumsy and so awkward that when they eat they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them, so that this does not happen, we give him an apron. (The presenter puts on an apron)
And I also want to add to the above that young pensioners are upset for any reason, they are always very loudly worried about everything, so their eyes are always in a wet place. So that our pensioner does not cry, we decided to give her a pacifier.
(The presenter puts on a pacifier on a ribbon)
Host: And now comes the solemn moment. From all of the above, the council of pensioners allows you, Valentina Viktorovna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this, you must take an oath.
THE OATH
Birthday girl: I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues, husband and children, solemnly swear: fervently with the heat of my heart to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the obligations of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in spite of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!
(The text of the oath must be printed in advance. Also here you can give a comic pass to the party of pensioners with a photo and a seal.)
Presenter: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with duties and rights.
Responsibilities: Get up, wash. Sit down, eat.
receive guests,
Don't forget friends.
Put the brazhonka for distillation.
Do sports this year.
Be ready for defense and work.
Rights: When I want - then I get up.
As long as I want, I lie down.
And if I want to, I'll drink it.
I will go where I want.
When I want - then I sleep.
Whoever I want, I love.
TOAST TO A YOUNG PENSIONER
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE PIONEERS
We are pioneers, our country's children!
There is no one happier than us in the world.
To be with you again today,
His whole life serves as an example for children
And octobers and pioneers.
We will continue to take an example from him,
We came to you to learn from the elders,
How to drink, so as not to get drunk at all,
How to eat to keep a figure
We came to congratulate Aunt Valya! (in chorus)
We are the pioneers of the Soviet country,
We have long been in love with you, Aunt Valya
We can't find a better friend
We came to congratulate Aunt Valya! (in chorus)
We say without despondency and laziness:
We do not know the conflict of generations,
You, Aunt Valya, are younger than we are,
We should take an example from you! (in chorus)
Fire up, blue nights!
We, the pioneers, ask for a glass,
It's time for us adults to pour,
We came to congratulate Aunt Valya!
TALE TURNIP
Once upon a time on the internet
Grandfather received a message:
"Lock your house soon,
Hurry to our anniversary."
Below is the signature, I won’t lie,
aunt Valya dot RU.
The brain began to drill thought:
What to present to the hero of the day?
He remembered the miracle turnip,
That in the garden is ripe somewhere.
She collected nitrates
In general, I tried to grow.
And as soon as she entered the rage
Shouted: "Both-on"
Grandfather, ready in the morning:
"Know, it's time to pull out"
I took a turnip, she: "Both-on"
And not a niche.
Grandfather is nervous, all on edge.
He has been divorced from his grandmother for a hundred years.
But I had to call her.
There was no better idea.
She flew from Siberia
And stunned with happiness.
Read, about forty years old
She had no business with a man.
"I gave him strength"
"Know, it's time to pull out"
Turnip again: "Both-on"
And not a damn thing.
Both are dragging, all in sweat.
They curse that turnip.
We decided to call our granddaughter.
She gathered her eyes together.
I barely slurred:
"I'm always ready"
"I gave him strength"
"Know, it's time to pull out"
Turnip proudly: "Both-on"
Again, no place. Here's the trouble.
Granddaughter takes a cell phone
Sends SMS to Zhuchka:
Help out soon, Bug.
There is no urine. Granddaughter signed.
The Bug came to the rescue.
I took my granddaughter by the waist.
"Are you even sane, bro?"
"I'm always ready"
"I gave him strength"
"Know, it's time to pull out"
Turnip firmly: "Both-on"
To the cause of the common pipe.
The beetle barks obscenities in grief.
This is where the thought hits her.
Borrowing the phone from my granddaughter
Murkin dials the number:
Listen, March daughter,
You must help us all.
This damn asshole
We pull here day and night.
Murka, rolling his eyes,
Answers the call.
"Get a turnip out of the ground -
Like two fingers on asphalt
"Are you even sane, bro?"
"I'm always ready"
"I gave him strength"
"Know, it's time to pull out"
Turnip modestly: "Both-on"
In general, it's time for everyone to pour.
Murka remembered the mouse.
Let him run fast.
She didn't answer right away.
She was drunk, an infection.
Holds a bubble in its paws.
Come on, quickly, take it strong.
"Let's grab vodka, pull a turnip"
"Get a turnip out of the ground -
Like two fingers on asphalt
"Are you even sane, bro?"
"I'm always ready"
"I gave him strength"
"Know, it's time to pull out"
The turnip is sad: "Both-on"
And luck came to them.
They groaned, everyone sweated,
They managed to pull out the turnip.
The turnip fell on its side.
Everyone said "BOTH-ON"
The moral of this tale is this:
Don't throw words into the wind.
To make things clear
I need to drink a glass of vodka!
And so, come on, pour everyone quickly!
JUBILEE MEDICAL EXAMINATION (DOCTORS)
The siren sounds. Doctors practically burst into the room, with the words “Where is the newborn ????” Everyone points to the birthday boy. Doctors make their way to him. They measure the temperature with a huge thermometer, listen to specials. device heart, breathing. In general, they do an inspection. And they say: “Oh, good baby, healthy!!! But you need to examine the guests so that there are no infections.” They examine several people (5-7) and give them ridiculous diagnoses (swine flu, bacillus, pregnant (for a man), a strange infection .... We wrote the diagnoses in capital letters on half of the landscape sheet with an ordinary marker). First, the diagnosis was shown to the guests, and then it was given to the “patient”. The doctors also have a bottle of vodka, but not a simple one, the label is sealed, it says POTION .. After the examination, everyone is poured. After the end of the examination, the hero of the day is placed on the chairs, the doctors, pointing to her body parts, read out their conclusions and issue a medical book.
Ophthalmologist Podglazkina T.N.
Eyes: beautiful, clear and clear
Perfectly look into the distance and see everything up close
They are like a mirror of the soul, everyone sees problems
Narcologist Vodkin V.B.
Good wine taster
Smell the smell of alcohol a mile away
In a drunken company, it is stable.
But what would amuse others
Maybe skip 2-3 stacks
For charging, for enthusiasm
Can drink liquor
Not at the dispensary
Skin doctor (sexopathologist) Shalunova I.F.
The patient is not old
Seductive, smart
High, visible, white
sexually literate
Her sexual possibilities are enormous, both in quality and quantity. All tests are in order, access to the body is allowed.
Therapist Pechenkin N.V.
Patient of indeterminate age, back and front. Prefers white, clean, bites well. Buttocks are rounded, pronounced. From them come legs with a small foot, extremely fast with the step of a queen. The chest is developed to envy.
Conclusion
The hero of the day entered the time of femininity, flowering, patience, hopping and a certain sexuality. In general, "Babenka" - what you need.
Allowed to work
Drinking wine is not prohibited.
TOASTING TO A CHARMING WOMAN
Always be beautiful and carefree
To hell with all the household chores,
“Oh, what a woman passed!”
And don't forget about makeup, of course,
Even if you go home
"Oh, what a lady, my God!"
And another piece of advice:
Sometimes take a glass
So that a man thinks everyone he meets:
"Oh, what a woman, damn it
If you are instructed to prepare a farewell to the retirement of your friend or relative, then try to make this anniversary evening as fun and interesting as possible.
After all, seeing off retirement is an important milestone in the life of any person.
Prepare a retirement script that will include fun ditties, games and skits.
Scenes for seeing off a woman's retirement should be funny and funny so that there is no regret that an important stage of life has passed.
Cool scene for farewell to retirement
Characters: God of Work, God of Vacation, Goddess of Salary, Goddess of Retirement.
Props: costumes for the gods are made from ordinary sheets, wreaths on the head - from artificial twigs or paper.
Host: There is an old legend about how candidates for pensioners are accepted: a whole council is convened on the divine Olympus - to accept or not to accept? And everything happens like this ... (Gods enter the hall.)
God of Work (referring to other gods): I, the God of Work - Truden - have gathered all of you at the professional Olympus and solemnly announce: we have a new candidate for retirement!
Gods: Oh, how cool! How nice!
Job God: Yes, that means we have jobs again! Now we will thoroughly check this candidate. I'll be the first to start!
Truden approaches the colleagues of the hero of the occasion and asks them questions: did she work well, did she help others, did she quarrel with her superiors, etc.
God of Work: Well, candidate, you are lucky: your colleagues characterize you with dignity. But this is not enough. Come on, Holiday God, now you do your test!
Holiday God: I am the Holiday God - Gulban. Work without rest is like winter without snow. Now I will check if you have learned how to rest properly!
1. Choose the right option (you, guests, can also choose - at the same time we will check you!) - Canary Islands, Maldives, Hawaii or cottage?
2. Question two: diving, surfing, snorkeling or fishing?
3. Question three: "Martini", "Hennesy", "Jack Daniels" or house wine?
God of Vacation (sums up): it’s not harmful to dream, but you need to rest within your means!
God of Work: Good. And now a word to the Goddess of Salaries!
Goddess of Salary: I am the Goddess of Salary - Penny. It's time to say goodbye forever, dear candidate.
Do you remember how you waited for me every month? How did you count days and even minutes? And then, having waited, she called me miserable, miserable, insignificant! And then she spent everything, to the last ...
But I do not hold evil, everything is in the past. Now you will meet the Goddess of Retirement, and do you promise to protect and respect her? Do you promise your kids won't take her from you? Do you promise to buy chocolates for your grandchildren with her help?
The hero of the occasion promises.
God of Work: So, candidate, you passed all tests with honor! We officially accept you into the ranks of full-fledged pensioners and give you at the disposal of the Goddess of Pension!
Goddess of Retirement: I am the Goddess of Retirement - Pension! From now on, I take patronage over you, but first you need to take the oath of a pensioner.
PENSIONER'S Oath:
I, A YOUNG PENSIONER, JOINING THE RANKS OF PENSIONERS,
IN THE FACE OF MY FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES, I SOLEMNLY SWEAR:
-WAIT, LOVE AND PROTECT YOUR PENSION.
-DO NOT SPEND IT ON MEDICINES AND DOCTORS.
-USE IT AS IT IS INTENDED: FOR ENTERTAINMENT, CRUISES AND NEW OUTFITS.
I SWEAR! I SWEAR! I SWEAR!!!
And now I'm giving you a real passbook, big enough to fit numbers with ten zeros in it! (Gives a drawn passbook. You can arrange in this way cash gift- put an envelope with money or a gift certificate in it.)
The gods put on the hero of the occasion a homemade medal "Honorary Pensioner".
A fun scene for seeing off retirement
A participant or participant comes out, poorly dressed, in a headscarf, approaches the future pensioner and sings to her a song to the tune “I am standing at a half-station in a colorful half-shawl”.
I came to you unexpectedly
Not at all long-awaited
Sorry - it's not my fault!
I can only say that I do not believe
And I'll check your passport:
You look like you're only 17 years old! (repeat last line)
You are smart, beautiful
I love everything about you!
I invite you to be friends with us!
'Cause you're free now
I confess publicly:
Retirement is so cool to live!
To drink us a glass,
I'll take it out of my bag
Reliable Russian antidepressant! (takes out a bottle of vodka)
We will drink to our friendship
And we will raise optimism
After all, a pension is a guarantor of stability!
Scene-alteration for the song "Call me, call"
During the introduction, one person comes out before the song and stands with their backs to the hero of the day, the hands should not be visible - a white school apron is hidden in them; under the introduction they put on aprons and turn to the hero of the day, in general, so that there is intrigue and surprise.
Days flew by
Your turn has come
In the management of the native
Try on the role of the hero of the day.
Our service is only one
You gave all of yourself
Thirty-five years of waiting for him
Thirty-five years of waiting for him -
Long awaited graduation!
All exams passed
In local Dumas and in the Ministry of Finance.
All budgets are consolidated,
And the reforms have gone through.
Here is the labor code
I gave you permission for the experience,
To come to the financial department,
To come to the financial department
Anniversary Graduation!
We want to confess to you:
We respect you very much
We tell you from the bottom of our hearts:
Congratulations on your anniversary!
We are given traditions
We do not deviate from them:
Graduation is starting
Graduation is starting!
Call, call!
They turn towards the place - from where they will take out the "first-grader" with a bell
Leading:
We give you the document.
Deserved - get it.
Will you lie on the stove
There is a pie and kalachi!
(Pie is handed.)
For the mind you want food -
We will advise you like this:
Useful in education
Dostoevsky and Balzac.
(A work by Dostoevsky or Balzac is presented.)
If the soul of love asks
Output flawless:
Serial stories -
Like a heart balm.
(A CD with your favorite series is given.)
If you are drawn to the garden
I need to stretch
Help yourself take
Garden equipment.
(A watering can, garden shears, etc. are awarded)
.Leading: And now comes the solemn moment. From all of the above, the council of pensioners allows you, Rimma Mikhailovna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this, you must take an oath.
Oath I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, children and husband, solemnly swear: fervently with the heat of my heart to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the obligations of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in spite of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!
Leading: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with duties and rights.
Responsibilities: (on the screen)
Get up, wash up. Sit down, eat.
receive guests,
Don't forget friends.
Put the brazhonka for distillation.
Do sports this year.
Be ready for love and work.
Do not get sick, do not lose heart
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly
Never grow old
All men like it.
Rights of a young pensioner: (read by the hero of the day herself)
When I want - then I get up.
As long as I want, I lie down.
And if I want to, I'll drink it.
I will go where I want.
When I want - then I sleep.
Whoever I want, I love.
Leading: And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot to do!
Vedas. Not festively gilded,
And in an everyday preoccupied,
I could not sit with my hands folded,
In front of him aged,
Not counting wrinkles, not gray hair,
Has not lost its modest charm,
Keeping the eye glow,
Who forgave him all his sorrows,
I have not forgotten my best dreams,
Who taught him constancy,
Here it is, simple and proud,
He loves more than when he was young!
Here is the most best wife, loves you, Rimma Mikhailovna, Your husband is Sergey Ivanovich. And we give him the floor for congratulations.
VED.: Our dear Rimma, we all know you as a wonderful cheerful friend, hospitable hostess, loving wife. Also, you are wonderful mom two sons. Today is a special day for them too, so I would like to give them the floor.
Hosts invite sons to the center of the hall
LEADING: Rimma, do you remember how small your sons were, how they loved to sit in your arms? Let's remember.
The presenters invite the hero of the day to sit on a chair and, to the applause of the guests, put their adult children on their knees.
HOST: Do you feel comfortable in your mother's arms? And now, you take your mommy in your arms, and kiss quickly.
A song about mother sounds, the sons take their mother in their arms, kiss her, carry her to the table, say a toast.
On this glorious day, all relatives
Wishing you much happiness here
do not live without joy for a day
And drive away all misfortunes!
In the soul, so that peace and harmony,
Good health to be
And let the years go back
And the sun always shine!
To hear congratulations
I want to give the floor to RODNA!
Ved.: congratulations words now
Sounded from dear friends.
On an anniversary like yours,
Should be even more fun!
Our culprit of honors is worthy,
Now we will arrange something for you.
Program Guide.
TV, presenter in it, a group of guests to perform songs.
Vedas: Good afternoon! Our audience is different.
We send you screen greetings.
To everyone who watches us today
We will tell without embellishment
News of one outback,
Our story is about a countrywoman.
From the village of Reid
Message arrived -
To everyone's surprise.
Report:
There is one beauty
And she is the sweetest of all
She is called Rima
Her heart is like the sun.
If there is a holiday in the club house,
She is the first rascal
The ringleader, the hypocrite,
That's the woman! Believe!
And she was a kolobok
And dived like a fish
If necessary, and a cop
It will become very flexible.
All roles can not be counted,
After all, Rima has talent!
And slender, but majestic!
Acts like a peacock
Well, he says speeches
It's like a river is babbling.
But she's a coward
As the mouse sees - yells!
And for the rest:
Wonderful rural woman
This citizen!
All animals will confirm
Even shepherd puppy.
That woman is top notch!
Reid lives in the village!
And now the vocal-instrumental group Slender Waist will tell us about this woman, no, sorry, the group Saggy Belly.
It turns out, stepping heavily, stroking their bellies, a group of guests and sing to the tune of the song "New Turn".
We made a promise to ourselves
Don't deviate from the straight path
But, to Rimma skidded ... m..m..m
And boil, and fry,
The curtains will starch,
Hey, fly in soon ... m..m..m
Chorus: Here, glorious pancake, compote,
Doesn't fit in your mouth
And I'm so rushing
And she carries:
Olivier salad,
Sauce, marmalade.
Go ahead, believe
Goose meat
You have pity on me.
There's a plate of cucumbers
And potatoes with jelly.
Here - baking brings ... m..m..m
And salads are carbs!
Oh, the belly is growing, guys,
But, I pull everything into my mouth ... m..m..m
Vedas: We complete the transfer,
In conclusion, we wish
Live without old age
Work without fatigue
Health - without treatment,
Happiness - without grief.
We wish you earthly blessings,
We know you deserve them!
Vedas.Now I will ask our hero of the day to go to the middle of the hall.
Look, well, just a beauty, real woman.
And if someone doubts this, that she is just a real woman, then I will prove to you now.
1. A real woman just needs to smell sweet.
Perfume to the exit. (to a man)
Let's create a halo of fragrance around our beauty...
2. It would be nice for our hero of the day in this situation to have beautiful beads(to a man)
– Be a bead – hang elegantly around your neck.
3. The portrait is good. But the gold bracelet is missing.
Golden bracelet for the exit.
4. What else does a real woman need? Handbag
She will hang on the arm
5. And at the end of the portrait! Foreign car!
Get close. Let her lean on you in a businesslike way.
And now look: here is a real woman for you!
There are so many courageous men around her, one does not let go of her hand (watch), the other bewitches her with his charms (spirits), and the rest just hang on her. Is this not proof that our hero of the day is a real woman.
Vedas: Dear guests!
Today is not an easy day for all of us.
Today the doors of the heart are opened.
So that wishes flow like a river,
To do this, they poured wine into a glass.
It's time to congratulate us
Here, at the table, a beautiful maiden.
Yes, yes, the hero of the big celebration,
We will give congratulations like the Firebird!
Fill the glasses to the brim
And say congratulations words
The most beautiful anniversary.
And then we'll drink everything to the bottom!
Vedas.: And now I invite several people to participate in the game. I will read the text, and you show everything that I read.
You are walking in a hot desert. You are terribly thirsty. Your throat is dry, you can barely move your legs. And the sun beats down mercilessly. Suddenly, on the horizon you see an oasis. With the last of your strength, you go to him. Seeing the stream, you are madly happy, raise your hands to heaven and kneel down. Leaning on your hands, you tilt your head towards the water.
Everyone gets on all fours. The host salutes the birthday girl and addresses her.
- Dear Rimma, in honor of your anniversary, a platoon of service dogs has been formed!
Second toast.
Host: And we continue to congratulate ... (name and patronymic of the hero of the day). As the proverb says, tell me who your friend is and I will tell you who you are. And there are a lot of tales about female friendship in general. As if it does not exist at all ... It happens, it still happens! There is not a single woman in the world who does not have girlfriends. So, our hero of the occasion is congratulated by her friends!
SONG OF FRIENDS
to the motive of a song from the movie “Wedding with a dowry” (“I won’t praise myself in vain ...”)
1
About you, friend, a song
We wrote in the morning
We are so wonderful with you
So much light and kindness!
All people will say about you:
And beautiful and smart
Our women's shortcomings
Completely devoid!
2
You, girlfriend, girlfriend
Don't waste your time:
Get the "check" soon
And pour your friends!
Life will seem more beautiful
Let's sing and dance
All men will be ours
No one can run away
Vedas. Just two numbers five and five.
But how much do they mean
and how things look different.
It's just how you submit them...
Add them up - there will only be ten
And childhood is seen again ...
It is still impossible to weigh everything in life.
But the whole world wants to hug.
Multiply them - there will be twenty-five
Still unknown disease.
Ready to hug your friends
And you want to live and be useful.
Two numbers next to five and five
You know how to weigh and argue
Not many want to hug.
But you know life
and you can build
and rebuild again.
Dear birthday girl, may today's holiday always remind you that retirement is not a reason to lay down your hands. It's time for experiments! You can change your hair color, you can sew a breathtaking dress, grow roses in pots, learn something that you never had enough time for... The main thing is to be sure: life is just beginning! We wish you such good health that it will be enough for all your experiments and for many, many years of a happy life!
TOAST
In a woman's life there are several milestones:
girlhood- when you want everything, but your parents won't let you;
marriage- when you want everything, but your husband does not let you;
parenting- when you want even more, but the children are not allowed; and,
finally , retirement- when everything is possible and no one will forbid!
Let's drink to this wonderful age when a woman can finally devote her time to herself!
Leading. As if it was not with us,
Eighteen, twenty, twenty-five.
And where did the strength come from?
That we could fly like birds.
Eighteen rushed like a dream
Bright carefree years.
First love in incomplete twenty,
And a family with a child at twenty-two.
At twenty-five, life was seething like the sea,
Then suddenly raised to the sky,
That threw us into the abyss of grief,
And sometimes cracked at the seams.
Time passed and the children grew up
We are now raising our grandchildren,
Our songs are again at the cradle,
As before, they sound with tenderness.
The youths say after us: "old women",
They, beardless, simply do not understand:
That we are getting younger, like science,
There will be a hundred, but in the heart - twenty-five
Competition for the best connoisseur of fairy tales
1A fairy tale about a hostel that collapsed from overpopulation. Teremok
2. A fairy tale about the benefits of collective labor in agriculture. turnip
3. A tale about the insecurity of casual acquaintances. Little Red Riding Hood
4. A fairy tale that you can work in a hostel and get married elsewhere. Snow White
5. A fairy tale with three assassination attempts and one murder . Kolobok
6. The tale that, being an absolute log, you can provide for the old age of your parents well. Pinocchio
7. People's action movie, in which two, brought up on old traditions, could not achieve the desired result, and the little sly one did what those two had planned. Ryaba hen
8. This fairy tale is a bright advertisement for home fire insurance. . cat house
9. Fairy tale - tutorial for mothers-in-law to check daughters-in-law. Princess Frog
10. A fairy tale in which the fox is in civil marriage with a cat . Kotofey Ivanovich
11. A fairy tale with four proposals and only one wedding . Thumbelina
12. People's detective about the abduction of seven minors . Wolf and 7 kids
13. A fairy tale in which one pet suits the personal life of the owner. Puss in Boots
14. The tale that it is easier for a man to change his chosen one than his habits. Blue Beard
Vedas. And now I suggest you go back a little to your childhood. And remember all the good things that once happened to us ... in the USSR (PIONEERS)
(The presenter offers to sing the song “Fly up the bonfires of the blue nights.” Three guests enter the hall, dressed as pioneers or schoolchildren. The presenter should distribute the text to them in advance).
Vedas. As you know, in wine there is wisdom, in brandy there is strength, in vodka there is fun, in beer there is strength, and only in water are microbes. Therefore, I propose once again to fill the glasses, and how can one not recall the words of the poet:
What else do we need in life
To forget about the troubles in an instant?
Poke, pull, poke,
Lay behind the collar.
Life is like a zebra - all striped.
Celebrate fate's whim
All the way, in the insole, in the board
And to the prone position.
It's easy to knock us out of the saddle,
And more reliable than lead
knock over, peck, drink,
Nazyuzyukatsya to the end!
Leading. Has all its meaning -
And the course of time, and the course of things.
Congratulations
Great anniversary!
Let's raise our full glasses
For your finest hour to come,
To keep love warm,
Hope filled you.
You look amazing to everyone
Beautiful wise clear look.
We wish you a beautiful life
Easy second fifty!
(Guests drink).
Presenter: Every age of a woman is beautiful!
Freshness, youth, wisdom, maturity of years...
For those who don't understand the question...
I want to give an answer to that question.
Youth, well, she is always beautiful -
Who does not look after youth?
A woman in her prime is not in vain
The fiery poet sings.
Wisdom comes in middle age
Experience - at least share your tips!
Grandchildren call their grandmother, they come in,
Youth second! move
A woman is always beautiful!
Body, deed, thought, soul,
Life doesn't pass in vain
And she will be forever young
Vedas: And we continue our news program. And in honor of the beautiful woman Rimma, the folklore group “Lapti-give” will perform ditties.
TALE (Instant performance)
King, butterfly, bunny, fox, chicken
In a certain kingdom-state there lived a positive optimistic king. Once the king was walking along a forest path, and not just walking, but jumping. He waved his arms, generally enjoyed life. I was chasing a multi-colored butterfly, but I still couldn’t catch it. And the butterfly will show his tongue to him. That will make a face. In general, the word indecent will shout. In the end, the butterfly got tired of teasing the king, and she flew away into the thicket of the forest.
And the king laughed and galloped on. Suddenly, a little hare jumped out to meet him. The king was frightened by surprise and stood in the pose of an ostrich, that is, head down. The bunny was surprised at such a royal pose. Trembling with fear. The bunny's paws shook. And the hare screamed in an inhuman voice.
And just then the fox was returning from the night shift from the poultry farm. Brought a chicken home. The fox saw what was happening on the path, but in surprise she let go of the chicken. And the chicken turned out to be insolent. She cackled with delight, gave the fox a crack, so much so that she clutched her head in pain.
And the chicken jumped up to the king and pecked at his soft spot. The king jumped in surprise and straightened up, and the bunny, out of fear of such a fox, jumped on its paws and grabbed it by the ears. The fox here abruptly took a course into the forest thicket.
And the king and the brave hen also jumped along the path cheerfully and positively. And then. Holding hands. They rode off in the direction of the royal palace. What do you think will happen next with the chicken? Well, I don’t know this, but I think that he will definitely pour it for her. As well as all the guests present.
Leading: So this is the end of the fairy tale, and whoever listened .... he pours !!!
Musical pause
Performing "GIRL IN THREE CIRCUITS"
Requisites, attributes: a box of chocolates, a pack of tea, clothes for "girls": headscarves, bows, headbands, etc., short skirts, stockings, flip flops with bows.
The congratulations involve guys or men, big, with bellies.
Having prepared in advance, they enter the hall "girls in three girths"
(The scene involves disguised guys, men, scarves or bows on the head, pre-sewn tutu skirts, stockings, boxes in the hands - gifts with a surprise inside)
We are girls in three girths
We came to you for the holiday
And congratulate the addressee
Better time not found
Bring your greetings
And smiles ringing laughter
And in a box of candy
To bring success
And we wish
You never get bored
And invite us more often
Oh! For strong delicious tea
Also follow the instructions
Never be discouraged
And in a good mood
you always meet guests
(balls are given)
In this OH! cozy home
We sang nonsense
Pour glasses quickly
We have been waiting for grooms
Competition.
This competition will be held between the two sides of the tables. The first people sitting at the tables are given one piece of paper and a pen in their hands. At the command of the host, they should start making a paper airplane. As soon as someone has made his airplane, he passes it to the second guest and gives him a pen. The second guest at the table must write one word on the airplane in the form of a wish. For example, happiness, love or health. And then he passes both the pen and the airplane to the third. The third guest also writes one word of wish and passes it on and on. Etc. The main condition is that you cannot repeat the words that are already written on the airplane! And in the end, which side of the table will be the first to deliver its airplane with the wishes of the hero of the day, she wins
The host offers to drink for all the congratulations that were addressed to the hero of the day.
Vedas: Dear guests! We were so carried away by congratulations and forgot that today is not an easy anniversary. 55 years for a woman- this is the boundary, having crossed which, she begins to live in a new quality. As a pensioner, in our case as a working pensioner.
The gray hairs hid, the fire burns in the eyes,
Today, on a holiday, you are among friends.
From the bottom of my heart, they are in a hurry to congratulate you
All guests at the table on your anniversary.
Today, attention is here for you, love,
We all hasten to wish you success.
You remember the youth of the past again,
You see dreams about your pension!
And on a bright day for us, in the night eclipse,
A path has been paved for you with a bright star,
Let everything be always, only at will -
Longing and sadness will go away from the heart.
Today is such a special day for you.
We are all ready to confirm this -
And this choice is yours quite conscious,
To be a working pensioner!
HOST: Hello dear guests! Hello, dear birthday girl, Lyudmila Mironovna!
Why are there so many people?!
All friends gathered here
For a well-deserved rest
They came to congratulate you.
Today we, in a friendly cheerful company, decided to congratulate the hero of the day.
Fifty-five - but is that a lot?
Let them say "everything is lived" - do not believe
While we live, what was, is - everything is alive.
When else will life slam the door for us.
You still have a lot to do,
Live long, wisely and beautifully!
And I want to raise the first glass for our hero of the occasion.
You are a woman - a flower, a source and a star,
Mysteriously tender, beautiful and proud.
You are the flame of the hearth and home,
You are the light on earth that never goes out.
HOST: And now I want to give the floor for congratulations to the director of our team.
DIRECTOR: Dear Lyudmila Mironovna!
From the bottom of my heart with great respect
Please accept our congratulations today.
We are happy to congratulate you and wish you
All also to work, all also to dare.
Do not grow old in soul and outwardly
To be blooming as before.
Keep the spark of the soul, live, still love.
Be beautiful as always to you for many years.
(A memento is given.)
LEADING: You cried into the light when you were born,
And everyone was laughing...
But indeed, we had a little pensioner. You all know how capricious little ones are, they are afraid of a cold, and they don’t have a little mind, therefore, so that they don’t puff out their ears, they don’t bake their heads, and also so that extra thoughts don’t get into their heads, we decided to give her a cap. (The host puts a cap on the hero of the day.) And you all know that the little ones are so clumsy and so awkward that when they eat they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them, so that this does not happen, we give her an apron. (The host puts on an apron for the hero of the day.) And I also want to add to the above that little pensioners get upset for any reason, they have nothing to do, they worry about everyone, so their eyes are often wet. To prevent our pensioner from crying, we decided to give her a dummy. (The host gives a dummy on a scarlet ribbon. A cap is sewn in advance for an adult and an apron.)
HOST: And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot to do!
LEADING: (helping to take off her bonnet, apron and pacifier): Well, she is fed, she doesn’t blow anywhere, and most importantly she won’t cry. And now I propose to give colleagues the opportunity to congratulate Lyudmila Mironovna.
CONGRATULATIONS FROM COLLEAGUES
We congratulate you on a significant event,
Today is your legal anniversary,
We wish you great health,
And many sincere friends in life.
Anniversary is a special day
Where summed up mentally.
What could be wrong sometime,
That which is expensive, surely saved.
We congratulate you wholeheartedly
And we want to wish you happiness
Let in your home climate,
There will never be bad weather.
We do not give the birthday girl
No headsets, no rings,
Surely you will receive warmer,
Greetings from friendly hearts.
(Presenting a gift. Here it is possible for one of the colleagues to tell how he met the hero of the day, remember an interesting case at work, etc.) (The host announces a break, filling it with games, attractions. During the break, those present are given verses that are printed.)
HOST: "New" pensioners came to visit us for congratulations.
1. We came to this house
Wish you many years
You accept from us Lyudmila
Our pioneer greetings.
2. Just think
Everyone is retiring
And now we will tell you
How do you live in retirement?
3. We wish you a lot of happiness
This evening and forever.
Less clouds, rain, bad weather,
Luda is a nice person.
4. Worked a lot,
All the hard work was not in vain,
That's for it dear
You have been given a pension.
5. We wish more grandchildren,
Don't age too long
If the son and daughter are not open,
Then you Luda will be a heroine grandmother.
6. You have become more prosperous,
Poverty does not return. ,
Thank you very much Putin
Takes care of everyone.
7. You will sit at home,
Will you miss, grow old,
When you sing in the choir
You will instantly look younger.
8. You are not sad, do not be sad,
There is no return to those past days,
Smile always and everywhere
And don't go to the doctors.
9. I would go out to work
I'm tired of sitting
But I'm afraid of taxes
Better at home - I'll make a break.
10. God forbid that everything was fine,
Always behave yourself
Do not get sick, do not lose heart
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly
Never grow old
All men like it.
HOST: Since we are talking about men, I want to introduce you to a man who fell in love with our Lyudochka many years ago and is still a support and shoulder in family life for Lyuda. So, the word to the wife of the hero of the day.
CONGRATULATIONS FROM HUSBAND
heartily generously
You light up everyone
Cloudy smile
You endow the day.
So let it be with you
Occurs more often
Simple earthly
So necessary happiness.
Always young and
Be perky
About being a grandmother
Forget to think.
Fun and joy
Anytime and anywhere,
Best wishes
I wish you.
Thank you for finding words at the right moment that please, console, idolize me. I want to drink for what you are!
LEADING: And now comes the solemn moment. From all of the above, the council of pensioners allows you, Lyudmila Mironovna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this, you must take an oath.
THE OATH
BIRTHDAY GIRL: I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues, husband and children, solemnly swear: with the warmth of my heart to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the obligations of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in spite of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!
(The text of the oath must be printed in advance. Also here you can give a comic pass to the party of pensioners with a photo and a seal.)
LEADING: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with duties and rights.
Responsibilities: 1. Get up, wash.
2. Sit down, eat.
3. Receive guests,
Don't forget friends.
4. Put the brazhonka for distillation.
5. Go in for sports this year.
6. Be ready for defense and work.
Rights: 1. When I want - then I get up.
2. As long as I want - I lie down until then.
3. If I want, I will sing.
4. I will go where I want.
5. When I want - then I sleep.
6. Whoever I want, I love.
(You can propose a toast to the new "pass".)
LEADING: With all our hearts we wish you happiness
And let it be joyful every hour.
Let misfortunes pass you by,
May your children and grandchildren love you more.
So, I give the floor to the children of Lyudmila Mironovna.
On this day, dear mother,
Accept congratulations from us, from children.
For us, as before, you are the most important,
Although we have become a little older.
You are the kindest woman in the world
There is nowhere in the world more beautiful eyes,
And your hands are like huge wings,
Always protect us from harm.
Years have passed, the head has turned gray,
Many worries and worries behind
But what's the matter with age,
If a hot heart in the chest.
(A gift is given from the children.)
LEADING: And now I propose to move on to dancing, outdoor games.
(While the dances are going on, the host of the game brings in a large box, for example, from under the TV, which says "Package". And also brings in telegrams.)
LEADING: Now, while everyone was having fun, the postman Pechkin came. As you probably guess, telegrams and even a parcel came to the address of the hero of the day. He himself refused to come in, as he was afraid that the bicycle would be stolen and trusted me to read the telegrams.
TELEGRAMS
Hello grandma, don't be sad
We're out of candy, mind you
I made a bow, I dry my socks,
I've been writing a letter to you for two days
And on the window there is a sparrow,
All right, I'm done.
Your grandson Sergei.
Moscow, Ministry of Finance.
Budget in deep deficit
Do not look for money in the Ministry of Finance,
Send me a translation
Yes, the Duma does not give money. Are you 55?
And you are fervent!
Happy birthday to you!
Zadornov.
Saint Petersburg.
I send greetings from Petersburg,
I wish Luda many more years.
Here I would like your young age,
I would make a mess.
Love, Peace, Success
I wish you a happy anniversary.
Peha.
USA, Washington, White House.
All borders have been erased between us,
My words fly like birds.
Our States congratulate you,
You try to live richly,
Don't go for impeachment
Health to you, good luck and food!
I sip a glass for you. Happy anniversary to you.
Clinton Bill
Moscow, Headquarters of the LDPR.
Yes, definitely on this day.
Even the stump is obliged to love.
I wish you all the best,
Even though it won't be cheap.
Well, for starters, for example,
You all join the Liberal Democratic Party.
Sorry if the humor is flat.
Happy anniversary!
Zhirinovsky.
BANDEROL
(Each gift must be accompanied by an instruction. The hero of the day opens the package, shows the gift and reads the instruction to everyone.)
1. So that there is happiness in the house,
So that you love all your relatives,
To make the house a full bowl,
Take a porridge pot as a souvenir.
2. And also take a fountain pen,
Rewrite grandchildren,
So that you take them in your arms
And I heard them scream.
3. Our hero of the day Luda,
Lived with her husband so that they would be in harmony
Take the frying pan from us.
4. To keep good, warm,
Lyuda, drink wine skillfully,
You know your limit
Don't grab an extra cup
The sobering-up station decided to help
He gave his gift
He will remind
How much should be taken. (Thimble.)
5. Throw an Orenburg downy shawl on your shoulders, dear. (A piece of gauze.)
6. To know everything in the world, newspapers should be read. (Newspaper.)
7. After a glass of snack
The matter is very important
Here, Lyuda, instead of a sleeve
Paper napkin.
(Colleagues can also bring the parcel and read the text for all the gifts themselves.)
LEADING: Be beautiful all the time -
And soul and myself,
Be loved all the time -
Both winter and spring.
Do not bow rowan,
If there is trouble.
stay happy
On this day and always.
HOST: And now I want to give a response to the hero of the day.
(The hero of the day thanks the guests.)
HOST: Our evening is coming to an end. I propose to sing a few songs for the hero of the day.
(The lyrics are printed and reproduced in advance. Distribute to guests.)
SONG
to the tune of "Wonderful Neighbor"
1. We are gathered here today
All at the festive table.
We congratulate Lyudmila
Happy anniversary this day.
You, my dear, are so beautiful
Both today and always.
And most importantly, of course,
You are the kindest soul.
Chorus: Pam-pam, pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pam-pam,
Pam-param-pa-pam-pam
Pam-para-pam-pa.
2. And we wish you
Be healthy forever
And don't know about hospitals -
Except sometimes.
Get hot, get wet
Morning, evening and afternoon.
And do not doubt in your family -
We will still come to you.
SONG
to the melody of V. Solovyov-Sedoy "It's time to hit the road"
1.Tonight, tonight, tonight
A pleasant duty fell on our shoulders.
We salute Lyudmila
At this festive table,
And now we will sing this song for her.
Chorus: Oh, dear Luda,
We can't, we can't help but love you.
Same as Ludmila
2. We like Luda, like, like,
And she is rightfully famous for her kindness.
And on this day, and at this hour
Any of us will confirm you
That our hero of the day is just a class!
Chorus: Oh, people's hands
They know how to wash the floor, cook soup, plant a garden.
Same as Ludmila
Nowhere and never can be.
3. We are brave, brave, brave guests,
We are very happy to congratulate you on your birthday.
Now for the people of the year we will drink once and drink two,
But not to have a headache tomorrow.
(The evening ends with songs, dances.)